Time Show Episode
6:00am
Danny's Dead and Who's Got the Will?
The death of Fran’s ex-fiancee prompt concern about her future.
TV-PG
6:36am
Kissing Cousins
Fran’s finds the perfect new boyfriend, only to discover that he’s also her cousin.
TV-PG
7:12am
The Fifth Wheel
At the advice of her therapist, Fran is determined to rid her life of men.
TV-PG
7:48am
The Nose Knows
Maxwell suspects Fran’s therapist is pushing her into an affair.
TV-PG
8:24am
The Bank Robbery
Fran and Sylvia are taken hostage in a Valentine’s Day bank robbery.
TV-PG
9:00am
Samson, He Denied Her
Fran joins C.C. on the jury of a controversial case.
TV-PG
9:36am
The Facts of Lice
Fran suspects Niles of being a killer.
TV-PG
10:12am
Fran's Roots
Fran discovers she may have been switched at birth with the daughter of wealthy parents.
TV-PG
10:48am
The Nanny and the Hunk Producer
A tabloid story about an extramarital affair with Fran disturbs Maxwell and undercuts his Tony Award-winning play.
TV-PG
11:24am
The Passed Over Story
A successful high school classmate of Fran’s tempts Maggie with a job offer.
TV-PG
12:00pm
It's a Miserable Life
The girls circulate a petition to save a 200 year old oak tree which is located on the property of the most hated woman in the neighborhood, Frieda Claxton, who wants the tree cut down.
TV-PG
12:36pm
Big Daddy's Little Lady
Blanche's father comes to Miami for a visit and announces he's engaged. Blanche is thrilled until she meets his fiancee, who happens to be younger than her. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose enter a Miami song writing contest.
TV-PG
1:12pm
The Sisters
For Sophia's birthday, Dorothy flies in her sister, Angela, from Sicily as a surprise. However, Dorothy's the one who’s surprised when Sophia's reaction is that of disgust.
TV-PG
1:48pm
The Stan Who Came to Dinner
Dorothy feels sympathy for Stan when he tells her he's going to have open heart surgery. However that sympathy fades when she learns of his many infidelities while they were married.
TV-PG
2:24pm
The Dark Ages
When the Conners can't pay their electric bill, they're left in the dark.literally. Roseanne and Dan jump to the wrong conclusion when they discover Darlene's boyfriend spent the night in their room during the blackout.
TV-PG
3:00pm
Mommy Nearest
Roseanne and Jackie's mother comes to town with shocking news. She's moving to Lanford! To ease the blow, she's giving her children thousands of dollars. Also, Jackie begins dating a much younger man.
TV-G
3:30pm
Pretty in Black
It's Darlene's sweet sixteen and Roseanne plans a nightmarish surprise party. In a futile attempt at revenge, Darlene dyes her hair jet black. Meanwhile, Roseanne entertains the notion of investing in Jackie's business idea.
TV-PG
4:00pm
Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
Roseanne and Jackie have trouble securing a bank loan for the business, and their worst nightmare becomes a reality - they must turn to their mother for help. Mom agrees under one condition; she wants to be a partner!
TV-G
4:30pm
Ladies' Choice
Roseanne begins to feel her age when her mom moves into a retirement home. Meanwhile, Nancy drops a bombshell on Roseanne and Jackie by confessing to her relationship with another woman.
TV-PG
5:00pm
101
Special guest Megan Hilty ("Smash") drives a car without an engine, and dental patients give themselves an online exam. Mayim Bialik and Peter Funt host.
TV-PG
6:00pm
105
Freestyle rappers in New York are prompted with non-existent words, and an apartment in Chicago seems like a great bargain, but there’s no bathroom.
TV-PG
7:00pm
103
Volunteers in Denver sample what they believe is marijuana, but the "buzz" they claim to feel is from pure water vapor. Drivers are stopped for going 8 MPH in a 5 MPH zone. At diner, a guy dunks his donut in strangers' coffee.
TV-PG
8:00pm
104
A store in Arizona refuses service to straight customers, and employees at a supermarket in Connecticut are traded to a rival store. Baseball great Reggie Jackson is a surprise guest at a dry cleaning shop.
TV-PG
9:12pm
Get Away
Doug, Carrie, Deacon, and Kelly go on a vacation together. While at the hotel, Doug and Carrie find out that Deacon and Kelly have a more active sex life than them.
TV-PG
9:48pm
I, Candy
A waitress at Cooper's asks about Doug's situation, and Doug decides he should start dressing better.
TV-PG
10:24pm
Sparing Carrie
Doug's bowling team sponsor is threatening to stop paying if they don't start winning. The only bad player on the team is Carrie, so Doug has to decide if he will replace her to win.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Block Buster
Doug invites his old football teammates over so they can talk to a reporter about their team. Doug made a championship winning play, but people on the team think another player made it, so Doug tries to prove them wrong.
TV-PG
11:36pm
I Wish I Were Gus
As Ray is giving the eulogy at his favorite uncle's, Gus, funeral, his Aunt Alda arrives to rekindle a family feud.
TV-PG