Dorothy feels sympathy for Stan when he tells her he's going to have open heart surgery. However that sympathy fades when she learns of his many infidelities while they were married. Guest Star: Herb Edelman
Volunteers in Denver sample what they believe is marijuana, but the "buzz" they claim to feel is from pure water vapor. Drivers are stopped for going 8 MPH in a 5 MPH zone. At diner, a guy dunks his donut in strangers' coffee.
A store in Arizona refuses service to straight customers, and employees at a supermarket in Connecticut are traded to a rival store. Baseball great Reggie Jackson is a surprise guest at a dry cleaning shop. Guest star: Reggie Jackson
Doug invites his old football teammates over so they can talk to a reporter about their team. Doug made a championship winning play, but people on the team think another player made it, so Doug tries to prove them wrong.