Time Show Episode
9:00am
The Ball Game
Andy becomes the most despised person in Mayberry when he calls Opie out at home plate in a baseball game against arch rival Mt. Pilot.
TV-G
9:36am
Aunt Bee's Crowning Glory
Aunt Bee becomes the talk of the town when she starts wearing a blonde wig.
TV-G
10:12am
Darling Fortune
The Darlings make their final visit to Mayberry in order to find brides for the boys.
TV-G
10:48am
Mind Over Matter
Thanks to Floyd and Aunt Bee, Goober is convinced that he is suffering from whiplash after being in a minor car collision.
TV-G
11:24am
Politics Begin at Home
The Taylor household may never be the same when Andy decides to support Howard for town council rather than Aunt Bee.
TV-G
12:00pm
The Magnificent Adah
Actress Adah Issacs Mencken visits Virginia City and is followed by an old boyfriend John Regan. She is an old friend of Ben's and he stays close by to try to offer her protection. Ben's sons are convinced she's bad news and t
TV-PG
1:00pm
Celia
Newly's best friend becomes the victim of a con game perpetrated by a pretty young girl and her partner.
TV-G
2:00pm
Morgan
A psychopathic outlaw takes over Dodge in Matt's absence, holding the town hostage as he awaits an expected gold shipment.
TV-G
3:00pm
The Thieves
Three teenage boys, on probation from the country jail, are welcomed in Dodge City--for a while.
TV-G
4:00pm
Hackett
A vengeful ex-convict seeks reprisal against a former partner-in-crime who ran out on a train holdup.
TV-G
5:09pm
Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter
Aunt Bee is smitten by a traveling handyman, but Andy ends up doing all of the work.
TV-G
5:46pm
The Clubmen
Andy and Barney become prospective members of an exclusive men's club in Raleigh.
TV-G
6:23pm
The Pickle Story
Andy, Barney and Opie find themselves in a real pickle when they pretend to love Aunt Bee's homemade kerosene cucumbers.
TV-G
7:00pm
Sheriff Barney
Impressed by Mayberry's low crime-rate, officials from a neighboring town ask Barney to become their sheriff.
TV-G
7:36pm
The Farmer Takes a Wife
A gregarious farmer comes to town to choose a wife. Unfortunately for Barney, he chooses Thelma Lou. Guest Star: Alan Hale
TV-G
8:12pm
George's Nieces a New Media Room
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
8:48pm
George Testi-Lies for Benny
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
9:24pm
Jazz Records
Feeling guilty about a childhood mistake, Ray brings Frank a bag of CDs of all his jazz records, but they wind up in the basement with a stack of electronic gifts that Frank and Marie never use.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Debra at the Lodge
"When Ray arrives at the lodge to find Debra having a great time singing and drinking with Frank’s friends, he can't help but mock Debra's new geriatric social circle.When Ray arrives at the lodge to find Debra having a great time singing and drinking with Frank’s friends, he can't help but mock Debra's new geriatric social circle.When Ray arrives at the lodge to find Debra having a great time singing and drinking with Frank’s friends, he can't help but mock Debra's new geriatric social circle."
TV-PG
10:30pm
Slave
After mistakenly leaving Michael and Geoffrey home alone, Debra and Ray race home and discover that Ally stepped in to take care of the boys.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Attention Deficit
Doug becomes obsessed with throwing a great Super Bowl party when he finds out most of his friends are going to another party.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Steve Moscow
To get rid of the mold in their house, Doug and Carrie hire a group of Russians to remove the mold from their house.
TV-PG
Wednesday, July 27
12:00am
Prints Charming
Doug and Carrie accidently get the pictures of a couple called the Hoffermans. They see the couple doing things such as scuba diving and mountain climbing, so Carrie decides that she and Doug should start being more active.
TV-PG
12:30am
Cowardly Lyin'
Doug and Carrie try to improve their relationship after a fight. Doug promises to stop lying to Carrie, while she tries to be nicer to Doug and stop threatening him with death every time she's mad at him.
TV-PG
1:00am
Whose Side Are You On
After realizing that Debra places bets with the kids on his questionable behavior traits, Ray is disgusted that his own children now think hes a "doof."
TV-PG
1:30am
Lateness
When Debra assures Ray shell be on time for an important awards dinner, Ray hopes for the best and waits for her.
TV-PG
2:00am
Sweet Charity
Christine comes into some money and must decide whether to splurge on a designer dress or help starving children. ED BEGLEY JR. guest stars as Pastor Ed.
TV-PG
2:30am
Subway, Somehow
Christine urges Ritchie's school principal (NANCY LENEHAN - "My Name Is Earl") to let the class take the subway on a field trip in order to learn real-world skills.
TV-PG
3:00am
False Positive
When Lily thinks she’s pregnant, it inspires Barney to do good deeds and Robin to focus on her career...until everyone learns that the test turned out to be a false positive.
TV-14
3:30am
Bad News
Lily consults a fertility expert. Robin begins her new job. Marshall receives unexpected news about his father.
TV-14
4:00am
Last Words
As friends and family gather for the funeral, Marshall discovers that his deceased father left him one last voicemail message.
TV-14
4:30am
Where's Fran?
Maxwell’s insults cause Fran to quit.
TV-PG
5:00am
The Grandmas
Fran lobbies for change, only to discover her parents are getting divorced.
TV-PG
5:30am
Val's Boyfriend
Val’s new boyfriend makes an unexpected pass at Fran; C.C. quits after Maxwell refuses to make her a partner.
TV-PG
9:00am
Senior Play
Helen is called on the carpet by the high school principal for producing a school play with disgraceful behavior by the student actors.
TV-G
9:30am
Opie Finds a Baby
Opie and Arnold find an abandoned infant on the courthouse steps. Guest Star: Jack Nicholson
TV-G
10:00am
Big Fish in a Small Town
Mayberry is in an uproar when novice fisherman Howard Sprague catches an elusive silver carp nicknamed Old Sam.
TV-G
10:30am
Only a Rose
Aunt Bee and Clara compete in a rose-growing competition. Guest Star: Hope Summers
TV-G
11:00am
Otis the Deputy
When Andy is captured by two on-the-lam robbers, it's up to Howard and Otis to become his unlikely heroes.
TV-G
11:30am
Goober Makes History
After Goober grows a beard, he starts to believe that he is the smartest man in the world.
TV-G
12:00pm
The Truckee Strip
The Cartwrights are embroiled in a feud with their neighbors the Bishops, but Joe and Amy Bishop want no part of the feud and only have eyes for each other and want to get married.
TV-PG
1:00pm
Chato
When a renegade Indian kills Matt's friend, the Marshal pursues the killer high into the New Mexico mountains.
TV-G
2:00pm
The Noose
A young drifter kidnaps Kitty and holds her captive in a ghost town to lure Doc Adams, Festus and Matt to the area.
TV-G
3:00pm
Stark
The son of a wealthy rancher escapes from prison and is captured by a bounty hunter who attempts to blackmail the youth's family.
TV-G
4:00pm
Sam McTavish, M.D.
Doc Adams considers it a threat to both him and his patients when a woman doctor arrives to become his replacement.
TV-G
5:00pm
Sheriff Barney
Impressed by Mayberry's low crime-rate, officials from a neighboring town ask Barney to become their sheriff.
TV-G
5:30pm
The Farmer Takes a Wife
A gregarious farmer comes to town to choose a wife. Unfortunately for Barney, he chooses Thelma Lou. Guest Star: Alan Hale
TV-G
6:00pm
The Keeper of the Flame
Opie joins a secret kids club, headquartered in a neighboring farmer's barn. When the barn goes up in flames, more than one secret is revealed.
TV-G
6:30pm
Baily's Bad Boy
A spoiled young man, arrested for speeding, threatens to use his father's clout against Andy unless charges are dismissed. Guest Star: Bill Bixby
TV-G
7:00pm
Manicurist
A voluptuous manicurist sets up shop in Mayberry and unintentionally provokes trouble between husbands and wives. Guest Star: Barbara Eden
TV-G
7:30pm
The Jinx
Barney becomes convinced that a local man is a true jinx.
TV-G
8:00pm
Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
8:30pm
George Thinks Vic's Fiancee is Lion About Being a Cheetah
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
9:00pm
Party Dress
Ray takes Ally dress shopping and is disgusted when he finds out that he has to shell out a small fortune so that she can attend the party of a girl whose mother Ray loves to hate.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Security
Robert gets caught in the middle when Marie and Amy argue about whether he should retire from the police force.
TV-PG
10:00pm
The Ingrate
After including stories about Robert, Frank and Marie in his speech, Ray is horrified when Amy clues him in on his huge omission.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Crazy Chin
Amys parents put Robert on the defensive when they point out his strange habit of touching food to his chin before he eats it.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Prints Charming
Doug and Carrie accidently get the pictures of a couple called the Hoffermans. They see the couple doing things such as scuba diving and mountain climbing, so Carrie decides that she and Doug should start being more active.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Cowardly Lyin'
Doug and Carrie try to improve their relationship after a fight. Doug promises to stop lying to Carrie, while she tries to be nicer to Doug and stop threatening him with death every time she's mad at him.
TV-PG