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| Time | Show | Episode |
| 8:00am |
Ever After
A real life soap opera involves a soap star, her co-star, and the victim--her millionaire husband.
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TV-PG |
| 9:00am |
Wally's Girl Trouble
A girl has come between Wally and Beaver, and Beaver feels he has lost his brother.
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TV-G |
| 9:30am |
Beaver's Short Pants
Aunt Martha is taking care of Ward and the boys while June goes away.
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TV-G |
| 10:00am |
Where Did I Come From?
Six-year-old Richie asks his parents the inevitable "Where did I come from?" question. They recall the days before his birth.
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TV-G |
| 10:30am |
The Curious Thing About Women
Rob's sense of humor backfires when he decides to base a television skit on Laura's penchant for opening his mail.
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TV-G |
| 11:00am |
Cousin Virgil
Barney's clumsy young cousin stops by for a visit and manages to wreak havoc at the courthouse.
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TV-G |
| 11:30am |
Deputy Otis
Otis is allowed to pose as one of Andy's deputies in order to convince his visiting brother that he is not the black sheep his family was certain he would become.
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TV-G |
| 12:30pm |
The Most Unforgettable Characters
Radar begins to study writing in a correspondence course offered by an outfit called the Famous Las Vegas Writers School.
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TV-PG |
| 1:00pm |
Lobo
Matt is forced to slay an old friend when the man becomes a murderer, following his fanatic opposition to a bounty hunter's killing of a renegade wolf.
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TV-G |
| 2:00pm |
Johnny Cross
In Matt's absence, deputy Newly O'Brien tracks down a wanted man, saves him from the bounty hunters, and finally establishes his innocence. Harry Dean Stanton guest-stars.
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TV-G |
| 3:00pm |
Elizabeth, My Love
Adam is battling a high fever and as Ben keeps vigil, he recalls his courtship with his first wife Elizabeth.
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TV-PG |
| 4:00pm |
The Smiler
Hoss comes to the defense of Widow McClure who is being harassed by Arthur Bolling.
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TV-PG |
| 5:00pm |
The Honor Of Cochise
The Cartwrights come to the defense of Army Captain Moss Johnson who is running from an Apache attack.
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TV-PG |
| 6:32pm |
The Most Unforgettable Characters
Radar begins to study writing in a correspondence course offered by an outfit called the Famous Las Vegas Writers School.
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TV-PG |
| 7:05pm |
38 Across
Stumped by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye persuades Potter to send for an old Navy buddy whos known to be a word whiz.
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TV-PG |
| 7:44pm |
No No Godot
Tim and Al scalp tickets to a hockey game when Tim can't go, but they get arrested and Jill and Ilene come to bail them out.
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TV-G |
| 8:22pm |
Wilson's Girlfriend
Jill hooks Wilson up for his first date in twenty years and Tim gives him advice.
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TV-G |
| 9:00pm |
Who Am I
After Ray and Debra spend an evening apart, Ray admits he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends.
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TV-PG |
| 9:30pm |
The Sigh
Debra indicates shes tired of sharing all her space with Ray, so he decides to give her exclusive use of their bathroom.
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TV-PG |
| 10:00pm |
The Annoying Kid
Ray and Debra are excited to have finally met a couple, Neil and Lauren, who are just like them, but Ray starts having mixed feelings when their son Spencer wreaks havoc in the Barone household.
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TV-PG |
| 10:30pm |
She's the One
Robert is excited because he's dating a great new woman, and hints to Ray and Debra that she might even be "The One."
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TV-PG |
| 11:00pm |
Fran-alyze This
Peter sets Fran up on a date with a doctor that doesnt go well and pushes her back to Elliot. When Elliot asks Fran to join him at therapy to work on his commitment issues, she agrees not expecting that shes the one to have the breakthrough.guest star: Dan Aykroyd
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TV-PG |
| 11:30pm |
Storage Wars
The ladies bid on an abandoned storage unit and unearth an item of potentially historical proportions which requires Artie Firestone's expertise.
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TV-PG |
| 12:00am |
Pilot
When Carrie's father accidentally burns his house down with a hot plate, he has to move in with them, and Doug loses his basement.
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TV-PG |
| 12:38am |
Head First
After feeling bad that Arthur has no friends and nothing to do, Doug takes him out with him and his friends.
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TV-PG |
| 1:16am |
Fat City
Doug sees an old picture of Carrie's mother. She was young, hot, and skinny, just like Carrie. But then he sees another with her bigger than him. Afraid this might happen to Carrie he tries to trick her into dieting with him.
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TV-PG |
| 1:54am |
Richie's Song
Carrie refuses to go on a double date with Richie and his new girlfriend and Doug wants to know why.
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TV-PG |
| 3:30am |
Making Whoopi
Fran turns to a Chinese herbalist in an effort to get pregnant.
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TV-PG |
| 4:00am |
Jack's Navy Pal
The trio plans to ply the Ropers with a gourmet meal to avoid a rent hike.
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TV-PG |
| 5:00am |
A Marked Man
Al tells Tim and Jill that one of their boys may have stolen a pocket knife.
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TV-G |
| 5:30am |
Sister and Brothers
Carrie, Jill's sister, comes to observe Jill's life to see if she would like to get married.
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TV-G |
| 8:00am |
To the Last Will I Grapple With Thee
All of Jessica's intuitive and deductive skills are called into play when she sets out to clear a university colleague of a murder charge.
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TV-PG |
| 9:09am |
Perfume Salesman
Beaver and Wally decide to sell a perfume called Flower for $1 a bottle, but the problem is that it smells like a dirty catcher's mitt.
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TV-G |
| 9:46am |
Punch Thy Neighbor
Rob's dentist pal, Jerry, strains the friendship when he starts knocking Rob's television show in public.
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TV-G |
| 10:23am |
Who Owes Who What?
Rob's forgotten loan turns into a forgotten debt, and a television script.
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TV-G |
| 11:00am |
Mr. McBeevee
Andy and Barney believe Opie is letting his imagination get the best of him when the boy describes a new friend who jingles when he walks and has 12 extra hands.
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TV-G |
| 11:30am |
Andy's Rich Girlfriend
Upon discovering that Peggy comes from a wealthy family, Andy begins to worry that he is too unsophisticated for her.
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TV-G |
| 12:00pm |
38 Across
Stumped by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye persuades Potter to send for an old Navy buddy whos known to be a word whiz.
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TV-PG |
| 12:30pm |
Ping Pong
An old friend of Col. Potter, Lt. Col. Harold Becket, is resting in post-op at the 4077th.
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TV-PG |
| 1:00pm |
The Money Store
An impoverished widower is accused of stealing money from a bank in order to feed his two small children.
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TV-G |
| 2:00pm |
The Twisted Heritage
Kitty saves the life of a fellow stagecoach traveler and becomes deeply involved in his personal life.
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TV-G |
| 3:00pm |
The Honor Of Cochise
The Cartwrights come to the defense of Army Captain Moss Johnson who is running from an Apache attack.
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TV-PG |
| 4:00pm |
The Lonely House
Joe stops to visit the Widow Bolden, but his visit is interrupted when a wounded man arrives.
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TV-PG |
| 6:00pm |
Ping Pong
An old friend of Col. Potter, Lt. Col. Harold Becket, is resting in post-op at the 4077th.
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TV-PG |
| 6:30pm |
End Run
A college football star learns that his leg has to be amputated and decides that he would rather die.
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TV-PG |
| 7:00pm |
Hanky Panky
B.J. consoles a nurse who receives a letter from her husband telling her that their marriage is over.
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TV-PG |
| 8:00pm |
Good Luck Faking the Goiter
During a visit from Melanie's secretive son (guest star Joe Jonas), she invades his privacy and learns a little too much about him.
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TV-PG |
| 8:30pm |
Happy Fat
Melanie, Joy, and Victoria give their Cleveland neighbors a makeover while Elka tries to keep up with the fast-paced life involved in dating a younger man.
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TV-PG |
| 9:00pm |
Life With Lucci
Victorias arch nemesis Susan Lucci arrives looking for guidance now that All My Children has been cancelled.
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TV-PG |
| 9:30pm |
Tangled Web (pt 2)
The ladies escape to a lake house after Victoria sets loose a poisonous spider belonging to her ex-husband.
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TV-PG |
| 10:05pm |
One Thing Or A Mother
The ladies throw a dinner party to remedy their unfortunate date dilemmas.
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TV-PG |
| 10:33pm |
The Reunion
Fran has no interest in facing her old nemesis at her college reunion, until she runs into Elliot and he agrees to be her faux fiance for the night. What could go wrong? After all, they're just friends... or are they?
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TV-PG |
| 11:01pm |
Fat City
Doug sees an old picture of Carrie's mother. She was young, hot, and skinny, just like Carrie. But then he sees another with her bigger than him. Afraid this might happen to Carrie he tries to trick her into dieting with him.
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TV-PG |
| 11:30pm |
Richie's Song
Carrie refuses to go on a double date with Richie and his new girlfriend and Doug wants to know why.
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TV-PG |