Time Show Episode
9:00am
Senior Play
Helen is called on the carpet by the high school principal for producing a school play with disgraceful behavior by the student actors.
TV-G
9:30am
Opie Finds a Baby
Opie and Arnold find an abandoned infant on the courthouse steps. Guest Star: Jack Nicholson
TV-G
10:00am
Big Fish in a Small Town
Mayberry is in an uproar when novice fisherman Howard Sprague catches an elusive silver carp nicknamed Old Sam.
TV-G
10:30am
Only a Rose
Aunt Bee and Clara compete in a rose-growing competition. Guest Star: Hope Summers
TV-G
11:00am
Otis the Deputy
When Andy is captured by two on-the-lam robbers, it's up to Howard and Otis to become his unlikely heroes.
TV-G
11:30am
Goober Makes History
After Goober grows a beard, he starts to believe that he is the smartest man in the world.
TV-G
12:00pm
The Truckee Strip
The Cartwrights are embroiled in a feud with their neighbors the Bishops, but Joe and Amy Bishop want no part of the feud and only have eyes for each other and want to get married.
TV-PG
1:00pm
Chato
When a renegade Indian kills Matt's friend, the Marshal pursues the killer high into the New Mexico mountains.
TV-G
2:00pm
The Noose
A young drifter kidnaps Kitty and holds her captive in a ghost town to lure Doc Adams, Festus and Matt to the area.
TV-G
3:00pm
Stark
The son of a wealthy rancher escapes from prison and is captured by a bounty hunter who attempts to blackmail the youth's family.
TV-G
4:00pm
Sam McTavish, M.D.
Doc Adams considers it a threat to both him and his patients when a woman doctor arrives to become his replacement.
TV-G
5:00pm
Sheriff Barney
Impressed by Mayberry's low crime-rate, officials from a neighboring town ask Barney to become their sheriff.
TV-G
5:30pm
The Farmer Takes a Wife
A gregarious farmer comes to town to choose a wife. Unfortunately for Barney, he chooses Thelma Lou. Guest Star: Alan Hale
TV-G
6:00pm
The Keeper of the Flame
Opie joins a secret kids club, headquartered in a neighboring farmer's barn. When the barn goes up in flames, more than one secret is revealed.
TV-G
6:30pm
Baily's Bad Boy
A spoiled young man, arrested for speeding, threatens to use his father's clout against Andy unless charges are dismissed. Guest Star: Bill Bixby
TV-G
7:00pm
Manicurist
A voluptuous manicurist sets up shop in Mayberry and unintentionally provokes trouble between husbands and wives. Guest Star: Barbara Eden
TV-G
7:30pm
The Jinx
Barney becomes convinced that a local man is a true jinx.
TV-G
8:00pm
Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
8:30pm
George Thinks Vic's Fiancee is Lion About Being a Cheetah
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
9:00pm
Party Dress
Ray takes Ally dress shopping and is disgusted when he finds out that he has to shell out a small fortune so that she can attend the party of a girl whose mother Ray loves to hate.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Security
Robert gets caught in the middle when Marie and Amy argue about whether he should retire from the police force.
TV-PG
10:00pm
The Ingrate
After including stories about Robert, Frank and Marie in his speech, Ray is horrified when Amy clues him in on his huge omission.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Crazy Chin
Amys parents put Robert on the defensive when they point out his strange habit of touching food to his chin before he eats it.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Prints Charming
Doug and Carrie accidently get the pictures of a couple called the Hoffermans. They see the couple doing things such as scuba diving and mountain climbing, so Carrie decides that she and Doug should start being more active.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Cowardly Lyin'
Doug and Carrie try to improve their relationship after a fight. Doug promises to stop lying to Carrie, while she tries to be nicer to Doug and stop threatening him with death every time she's mad at him.
TV-PG
Thursday, July 28
12:00am
Queens'bro Bridge
When Doug finds out Arthur has a half-brother named Skitch, with whom Arthur owns a house, he wants Arthur to move in with him. However, Doug doesn't know that Skitch always used to pick on Arthur, & things haven't changed much.
TV-PG
12:30am
Driving Reign
Danny wants Doug to write him a letter of recommendation so he can become a driver at IPS. Carrie writes it for him and has Doug sign it, but trouble comes when Doug might just lose his job to Danny because he's a better driver.
TV-PG
1:00am
The Nice Talk
When the MacDougalls are invited to spend Easter with the Barones, the families attempt to bond over a 500-piece puzzle.
TV-PG
1:30am
Blabbermouths
When Robert informs Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him, Ray decides to get even with Debra by sharing some nasty secrets of his own.
TV-PG
2:00am
Up in the Airport
When Christine realizes Ritchie's never been on a real family vacation like his classmates, she plans a trip to Florida. But things don't turn out quite as she intended and the trip goes horribly awry.
TV-PG
2:30am
Revenge Makeover
Old Christine takes a cranky, very pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon to prepare her for the impromptu wedding that Richard is secretly planning. SCOTT BAKULA guest stars.
TV-PG
3:00am
Oh Honey
Ted goes out on a date with Zoey’s hot cousin, Honey. Marshall discovers that Zoey is divorcing her husband, opening the door for a relationship between her and Ted.
TV-14
3:30am
Desperation Day
Barney tells Robin that single women are easy to hook up with on the day before Valentine’s Day...and sets out to prove it. Zoey invites Ted to her place to bake cookies. Lily asks Marshall to return home.
TV-14
4:00am
Garbage Island
Ted admits to The Captain that he’s the man who broke up The Captain’s marriage to Zoey. Robin dares Barney to sleep with her to prove he doesn’t have feelings for Nora.
TV-14
4:30am
Love Is a Many Blundered Thing
Convinced he’s her secret admirer, Fran prepares an elaborate Valentine’s Day surprise for Maxwell.
TV-PG
5:00am
Your Feets Too Big
An upcoming modeling reunion has Fran worried about aging.
TV-PG
5:30am
Where's the Pearls?
Fran loses both her memory and Elizabeth Taylor’s priceless pearl necklace in an accident.
TV-PG
9:00am
New Doctor in Town
When a young new doctorreplaces old Doc Bennett, many Mayberrians give him a rather chilly reception. Guest Star: William Christopher
TV-G
9:30am
Don't Miss a Good Bet
Floyd and Goober are among the investors in a questionable scheme to unearth a buried treasure.
TV-G
10:00am
Dinner at Eight
Headaches, misunderstandings and stomach aches ensue when Goober confuses a couple of Andy's telephone messages. Are you ready for spaghetti?
TV-G
10:30am
A Visit To Barney Fife
While visiting Barney in Raleigh, Andy begins to suspect that a rash of supermarket robberies can be traced back to his former deputy's boarding house.
TV-G
11:00am
Barney Comes To Mayberry
Back in Mayberry for a few days, Barney tries to rekindle an old flame who has become a big movie star.
TV-G
11:30am
Andy's Old Girlfriend
Andy's former flame returns to Mayberry and becomes a temporary guest at the Taylors' home -- which doesn't go over well with Helen.
TV-G
12:00pm
The Hanging Posse
Joe and Adam join a posse to help a friend whose wife has been murdered but soon discover their friend has no intention of bringing in the men alive. Fearing the outcome, the brothers seperate from the posse catches up with the
TV-PG
1:00pm
Gentry's Law
A heavy-handed land baron refuses to turn his two sons over to Marshal Dillon for a crime they have committed.
TV-G
2:00pm
Snow Train Part 1
Matt, Doc, Festus and several other passengers are trapped on a train by a band of Indians in the snowy Colorado mountains.
TV-G
3:00pm
Snow Train Part 2
Marshal Dillon is cornered by three Sioux Indians as he goes to find help for the freezing passengers of a trapped train.
TV-G
4:00pm
Luke
A seriously wounded old-time outlaw is brought to Dodge City where he tries to find his long-neglected daughter before he dies.
TV-G
5:00pm
Manicurist
A voluptuous manicurist sets up shop in Mayberry and unintentionally provokes trouble between husbands and wives. Guest Star: Barbara Eden
TV-G
5:30pm
The Jinx
Barney becomes convinced that a local man is a true jinx.
TV-G
6:00pm
Jailbreak
Barney inadvertently allows a fugitive to escape from the Mayberry Jail.
TV-G
6:30pm
A Medal for Opie
Opie displays poor sportsmanship after finishing last in the 50-yard dash at the annual Sheriff's Boys Day meet.
TV-G
7:00pm
Barney and the Choir
Barney joins the Mayberry choir, which isn't exactly music to his fellow choir members' ears.
TV-G
7:30pm
Guest of Honor
A traveling salesman passing through town is selected as Mayberry's guest of honor. Unfortunately, he's a pickpocket.
TV-G
8:00pm
George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
8:30pm
George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
9:00pm
The Model
After a modeling agent tells Robert he has a unique look, he convinces him to pose for head shots with their "in-house" photographer.
TV-PG
9:30pm
The Mentor
A young man, Sam Gilula, arrives at Frank and Marie's and everyone is surprised when he and Frank fondly embrace.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Golf For It
Robert and Ray end up with the mother of all guilt trips when they decide not to help Marie with a home project so they can land a prime spot on the golf course.
TV-PG
10:30pm
The Home
After Frank and Marie have a wonderful time visiting old friends, they deliver the shocking news to the family that they have decided to buy a condo in New Jersey.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Queens'bro Bridge
When Doug finds out Arthur has a half-brother named Skitch, with whom Arthur owns a house, he wants Arthur to move in with him. However, Doug doesn't know that Skitch always used to pick on Arthur, & things haven't changed much.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Driving Reign
Danny wants Doug to write him a letter of recommendation so he can become a driver at IPS. Carrie writes it for him and has Doug sign it, but trouble comes when Doug might just lose his job to Danny because he's a better driver.
TV-PG