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| Time | Show | Episode |
| 8:00am |
I Do Not Choose to Run (pt1)
Rob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council. Arte Johnson guest-stars.
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TV-G |
| 8:30am |
The Making of a Councilman (pt2)
Rob agrees to run for office but realizes he'd prefer to vote for his brainy opponent.
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TV-G |
| 9:00am |
The Indian Show
Lucy steals the show with her classic rendition of By the Waters of the Minnetonka.
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TV-G |
| 9:30am |
Lucy's Last Birthday
Ricky plans a surprise party for Lucy's birthday.
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TV-G |
| 10:00am |
Man in the Middle
It's mayhem in Mayberry when Andy tries to console Barney after an argument with Thelma Lou.
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TV-G |
| 10:30am |
Barney's Uniform
Barney is scared to death of a local bully who has threatened to beat him up if he ever catches him in his civvies.
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TV-G |
| 11:00am |
Opie's Fortune
Opie finds a change purse containing $50. Andy promises that it will be his if the rightful owner doesn't claim it in one week.
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TV-G |
| 11:30am |
Phoenix
A young convict makes a contract, upon release from prison, to kill a man he has never met.
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TV-G |
| 12:40pm |
Waste Part 1
Matt Dillon delays his pursuit of an outlaw in order to help a young boy search for his mother. Ellen Burstyn guest-stars.
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TV-G |
| 1:50pm |
Waste Part 2
Marshal Dillon confronts the outlaw whose pursuit he had delayed to help a small boy find his mother. Ellen Burstyn guest-stars.
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TV-G |
| 3:00pm |
Calamity Over The Comstock
Joe makes a promise to a dying man to look after his young charge Cal.
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TV-PG |
| 4:06pm |
Journey Remembered
Ben looks back at his travels west with five year old Adam and Hoss mother Inger.
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TV-PG |
| 5:21pm |
Margaret's Marriage
Under pressure from Frank to make a decision about her love life, Margaret decides to marry Donald Penobscott.
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TV-PG |
| 6:00pm |
Fade Out, Fade In, Part 1 of 2
Margaret goes on her honeymoon, and Frank goes nuts.
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TV-PG |
| 6:30pm |
Fade Out, Fade In, Part 2 of 2
Margaret goes on her honeymoon, and Frank goes nuts.
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TV-PG |
| 7:00pm |
Satellite On a Hot Tim's Roof
Tim puts up a satellite, but at the same time Jill is visited by another man who is helping her with her resume.
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TV-G |
| 7:30pm |
Nothing More Than Feelings
Jill drives with her oil light on, and Tim feels she doesn't respect the car.
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TV-G |
| 8:00pm |
Happy Fat
Melanie, Joy, and Victoria give their Cleveland neighbors a makeover while Elka tries to keep up with the fast-paced life involved in dating a younger man.
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TV-PG |
| 8:30pm |
How Holly Got Her Groove Back
Holly's office crush Paul returns to work, and she is determined to find out how he feels about her once and for all. Stuart, sick of doing all the cleaning himself hires a maid, who quickly turns Haskell's life upside down.
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TV-PG |
| 9:00pm |
Alone Time
Ray finds it hard to understand why Debra needs her alone time. When Debra realizes that all her time is spent with the kids, Ray and his family, she implores Ray to take the kids out more often so that she can have more time to herself.
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TV-PG |
| 9:30pm |
Someone's Cranky
Still recuperating from his recent run-in with a bull, a cantankerous Robert is driving everyone crazy with his mean-spirited and nasty behavior.
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TV-PG |
| 10:00pm |
Bad Moon Rising
Rays attempts to alleviate Debras PMS moodiness only make her more irritable.
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TV-PG |
| 10:30pm |
Confronting the Attacker
After losing his nerve on the job during his first day back from medical leave, Robert quits the police force.
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TV-PG |
| 11:00pm |
Sight Gag
Doug realizes that Carrie has hated every gift he has given her. When she starts having to wear glasses again because her vision is going, he decides to get her laser eye surgery. But the problems come when Carrie ends up blind.
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TV-PG |
| 11:36pm |
Walk, Man
Doug and Carrie decide they want to have a baby, but Arthur keeps getting in the way.
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TV-PG |
| 12:12am |
Friender Bender
Doug and Carrie get in a fender bender with Deacon and Kelly, and the agreement for Doug and Carrie to pay for the damages to Deacon and Kelly's car causes problems between the two couples.
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TV-PG |
| 12:48am |
Mean Streak
Doug is close to beating the record for most perfect delivery days. As he nears the 951 day record the people he works with start to get jealous.
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TV-PG |
| 1:24am |
Rose's Big Adventure
Rose's latest boyfriend has just retired and she is ready to spend a whole lot more time with him, but his retirement quickly turns him into a couch potato. Meanwhile, the girls deal with remodeling the garage into a guest room.
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TV-PG |
| 2:00am |
Mixed Blessing
Dorothy's son, Michael, pays another visit and this time he has an announcement: he's engaged. However, Dorothy has two more surprises in store. Her future daughter-in-law is also black and twenty years older than Michael.
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TV-PG |
| 2:38am |
Mister Terrific
Rose begins to date "Mr. Terrific," a kiddie show host, who gets fired when Dorothy gets a part-time job as a consultant on the show, a job he helped her get.
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TV-PG |
| 3:16am |
Squeezebox
The earth moves for Red and Hyde when they accidentally see Pamela topless.
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TV-14 |
| 3:54am |
Lobo-Cop
When Roseanne takes a second job, the hectic work schedule ruins her romantic schedule with Dan.
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TV-PG |
| 5:00am |
GOLDEN ANNIVERSARY
The entire clan gathers to celebrate Russell and Anna's 50th wedding anniversary.
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TV-G |
| 5:30am |
MAN TALK
Theo asks his for his parents' advice when he runs into girl trouble at school.
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TV-G |
| 6:00am |
Theo asks his for his parents' advice when he runs into girl trouble at school.
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TV-G |
| 6:30am |
Theo asks his for his parents' advice when he runs into girl trouble at school.
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TV-G |
| 7:00am |
Theo asks his for his parents' advice when he runs into girl trouble at school.
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TV-G |
| 7:30am |
Theo asks his for his parents' advice when he runs into girl trouble at school.
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TV-G |
| 8:00am |
The Curse of the Petrie People
Rob's parents give a family heirloom piece of jewelry to Laura, who accidentally drops it in the garbage disposal.
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TV-G |
| 8:30am |
The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart
When Mel Cooley takes Rob's advice and stands up to Alan Brady, he is promptly fired. Carl Reiner guest-stars.
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TV-G |
| 9:00am |
Ricardos Change Apartments
This is the episode when the Ricardos move up in the world. . .to Apartment 3-B.
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TV-G |
| 9:30am |
Lucy is a Matchmaker
Lucy meets an eligible bachelor, so she plans to fix him up with her girlfriend.
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TV-G |
| 10:00am |
Goodbye Sheriff Taylor
Barney discovers that the role of Mayberry sheriff is not so easy when Andy travels to Raleigh to interview for a detective job.
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TV-G |
| 10:30am |
The Pageant
The Mayberry Centennial Pageant is featuring a play about the founding of Mayberry.
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TV-G |
| 11:00am |
The Darling Baby
The Darling family returns to Mayberry.
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TV-G |
| 11:30am |
New Doctor in Town
A new doctor faces the suspicion and mistrust of many of the townspeople when he fills in for the absent Doc Adams.
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TV-G |
| 12:40pm |
The Legend
Against great odds, the mother of two infamous outlaw sons tries to steer her youngest boy into an honest life. Jan-Michael Vincent guest-stars.
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TV-G |
| 1:50pm |
My Brother's Keeper
Seeking refuge from a storm, Festus Haggen stumbles into a cave where an old Indian is dying.
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TV-G |
| 3:00pm |
The Quality Of Mercy
Joe comes upon a mine accident involving his friend Seth and Seths future father-in-law.
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TV-PG |
| 4:00pm |
The Waiting Game
Little Peggy Dayton is waiting for her Daddy to return home and vows that hell be home by the time she counts to a hundred.
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TV-PG |
| 5:09pm |
The Moose
The gang comes together to protest keeping a Korean housegirl as a servant.
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TV-PG |
| 5:46pm |
Yankee Doodle Doctor
A brigadier general chooses the 4077th as the location to stage a fabricated documentary about the heroics of M*A*S*H units, but Hawkeye and Trapper aren't happy with the footage.
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TV-PG |
| 6:23pm |
Cowboy
Henry denies a chopper pilots request to go home, and the pilot decides to make his own episode of Kill Henry.
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TV-PG |
| 7:00pm |
Look Who's Not Talking
Jill gets stage fright when she has to deliver a speech in front of women at the Library Association.
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TV-G |
| 7:30pm |
For Whom The Belch Tolls
Jill doesn't want Stu Cutler, Tim's old college friend, in the house.
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TV-G |
| 8:00pm |
One Thing Or A Mother
The ladies throw a dinner party to remedy their unfortunate date dilemmas.
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TV-PG |
| 9:00pm |
Italy, Part 1
When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-week vacation in Rome, everybody loves the idea -- except Raymond.
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TV-PG |
| 9:30pm |
Italy, Part 2
When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-week vacation in Rome, everybody loves the idea -- except Raymond.
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TV-PG |
| 10:00pm |
The Conversation
Victoria has doubts about her relationship with Emmet when Nikki, a woman from his past, shows up. Meanwhile, Melanie and Elka deal with an unwanted house guest. Joy falls for a handsome doctor but he has just one flaw.Guest stars: Heather Dubrow, Alan Dale, Robbie Amell
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TV-PG |
| 11:00pm |
Friender Bender
Doug and Carrie get in a fender bender with Deacon and Kelly, and the agreement for Doug and Carrie to pay for the damages to Deacon and Kelly's car causes problems between the two couples.
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TV-PG |
| 11:36pm |
Mean Streak
Doug is close to beating the record for most perfect delivery days. As he nears the 951 day record the people he works with start to get jealous.
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TV-PG |