Featured Shows
Wednesdays
10PM/9C
She's Got The Look
TV Land's original modeling competition show for women 35 and older returns for a fabulous third season, featuring new host Brooke Burke. Who will win a modeling contract and cover shoot?
Free Elka!
Returns in January
Hot in Cleveland
This hit TV Land sitcom features three glamorous L.A. ladies who find Cleveland can be a great place to meet men. Starring Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick, Jane Leeves and Betty White.
Weeknights
8PM / 7C
The Nanny
A girl from Queens meets a refined Broadway producer with three kids. Fran Fine is the nanny with a heart of gold and a laugh you'll never forget. Now on TV Land!
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| Time | Show | Episode |
| 9:00am |
The Insurance Is Canceled
Archie's day turns from bad to worse when, after being told he must lay off one of his men, he also learns the insurance on his home has been canceled.
|
TV-PG |
| 9:30am |
Greatest Show in Watts
When a Sanford Arm's tenant can't come up with the rent, he leaves Fred his pet elephant as collateral.
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TV-PG |
| 10:00am |
Della, Della, Della
Della Reese convinces Fred to let her use the Sanford home as campaign headquarters.
|
TV-PG |
| 11:00am |
The Witness
A family is held hostage by the relatives of a killer to prevent them from testifying at his trial. Annette O'Toole guest-stars.
|
TV-G |
| 12:00pm |
A Dime's Worth Of Glory
Ben and Adam fight off two robbers who attempt to hold up the stage they are sharing with Tobias Finch.
|
TV-PG |
| 1:00pm |
Square Deal Sam
Sam is a charming old conman who winds up taking all the Cartwrights and Hop Sings money in a phony land deal.
|
TV-PG |
| 2:00pm |
Between Heaven And Earth
Joe is plagued by recurring nightmares after he loses his rifle on Eagles Peak.
|
TV-PG |
| 3:00pm |
My Fair Ernest T. Bass
Andy steps into the role of Professor Henry Higgins to transform wild mountain man Ernest T. Bass into a sophisticated gentleman.
|
TV-G |
| 3:30pm |
Barney's Sidecar
Mayberry is in mayhem after Barney buys an old motorcycle with a sidecar in order to enhance the town's law enforcement.
|
TV-G |
| 4:00pm |
Prisoner of Love
Andy and Barney fall for a beautiful female prisoner who is being held at the Mayberry jail.
|
TV-G |
| 4:30pm |
The Rivals
When Opie's young girlfriend ignores him, the lad finds himself a new one-- Thelma Lou. Barney is not amused.
|
TV-G |
| 5:00pm |
Mountain Wedding
Briscoe Darling enlists Andy and Barney's aid in keeping wild mountain man Ernest T. Bass (Howard Morris) at bay. Look For: Ernest T. Bass chanting 'Old Aunt Maria' while rapping on a gas can.
|
TV-G |
| 5:30pm |
Dogs-Dogs-Dogs
Andy, Barney and Opie find themselves sharing the courthouse with 11 dogs. To complicate matters, a jailhouse inspector is expected at any moment.
|
TV-G |
| 6:00pm |
Can You Chop This
Fred takes the money Lamont has been saving for acting lessons and uses it for something more important.
|
TV-PG |
| 6:30pm |
Sanford and Rising Son
Fred turns his living room into a Japanese Restaurant.
|
TV-PG |
| 7:00pm |
HOW DO YOU GET TO CARNEGIE HALL?
A voice teacher helps Vanessa and her friends polish a musical act.
|
TV-G |
| 7:30pm |
IF THE DRESS FITS, WEAR IT
Clair hires a fitness instructor to help her fit back into a favorite outfit.
|
TV-G |
| 8:00pm |
Reunion Show, The
A trip to her high school reunion leaves Fran with second thoughts.
|
TV-PG |
| 8:30pm |
Immaculate Conception
An illegitimate sister comes forward to claim the Sheffield family fortune.
|
TV-PG |
| 9:00pm |
Six Feet Under
Debra tries to teach Raymond how to have a normal mid-life crisis, like everyone else, after he starts planning his burial.
|
TV-PG |
| 9:30pm |
The Garage Sale
When Debra gives away all the baby stuff at a family garage sale, Ray gets upset that she doesnt want to have any more children.
|
TV-PG |
| 10:00pm |
The Wedding, Part 1
After Raymond asks Debra why she ever married him, they take a walk back in time to the very beginning of it all. Raymond is very, very nervous.
|
TV-PG |
| 10:30pm |
The Wedding, Part 2
Ray fears that Debra is more interested in the wedding than in him.
|
TV-PG |
| 11:00pm |
Construction Junction
Dan weighs the merits of giving up his boring garage job for a new construction endeavor with his pals.
|
TV-G |
| 11:30pm |
Springtime For David
David moves out after getting a job at a theme park known as "the happiest place in Illinois."
|
TV-G |
Friday, September 3
| 12:00am |
We're Going to Disney World (Part 1 of 2)
The family goes hog wild with excitement when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.
|
TV-G |
| 12:30am |
Disney World War II (Part 2 of 2)
Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World.
|
TV-G |
| 1:00am |
Reunion Show, The
A trip to her high school reunion leaves Fran with second thoughts.
|
TV-PG |
| 2:00am |
Getting The Look
The nine remaining models receive world-class makeovers -- some of them dramatic. But one model refuses to make a change, causing friction with the other women and jeopardizing her standing with the judges.
|
TV-PG |
| 3:00am |
Brother Can You Spare a Hot Rod
Tim decides to sell his hot rod and buys one to rebuild.
|
TV-G |
| 3:30am |
Bachelor of the Year
When Al is published as one of Detroit's "Most Elligible Bachelors" in a magazine, women begin flocking all over him and he starts to ignore Ilene.
|
TV-G |
| 4:00am |
Double Date
Jackpretends to be sick to break a date with his current lady to go out with a new interest.
|
TV-PG |
| 4:30am |
Good Old Reliable Janet
Hoping to shed her "goody-two shoes" image, Janet goes to a nude beach protest with Mrs. Roper.
|
TV-PG |
| 5:00am |
Operation Noselift
A private desperately wants plastic surgery for his rather prominent nose, and Hawkeye maneuvers to facilitate the operation.
|
TV-PG |
| 5:30am |
The Chosen People
A Korean family sets up its new home right in the middle of the compound.
|
TV-PG |
| 8:00am |
Head Cases
Shore represents a former lover who tried to kill him and is now fighting for release from a mental institution.
|
TV-14 |
| 9:00am |
Cousin Maude's Visit
The Bunker household is stifled when the flu hits them all.
|
TV-PG |
| 9:30am |
Can You Chop This
Fred takes the money Lamont has been saving for acting lessons and uses it for something more important.
|
TV-PG |
| 10:00am |
Sanford and Rising Son
Fred turns his living room into a Japanese Restaurant.
|
TV-PG |
| 11:00am |
The Scavengers
To save his own life, a black man must falsely accuse a band of Indians of wiping out a wagon train. Cicely Tyson guest-stars.
|
TV-G |
| 12:00pm |
Between Heaven And Earth
Joe is plagued by recurring nightmares after he loses his rifle on Eagles Peak.
|
TV-PG |
| 1:00pm |
Old Sheba
Joe and Hoss take an elephant as payment for helping out in a circus.
|
TV-PG |
| 2:00pm |
A Man To Admire
When Hoss is accused of murder, he must depend on Whitney Parker, a once great lawyer, but now the town drunk.
|
TV-PG |
| 3:00pm |
The Rivals
When Opie's young girlfriend ignores him, the lad finds himself a new one-- Thelma Lou. Barney is not amused.
|
TV-G |
| 3:30pm |
Dogs-Dogs-Dogs
Andy, Barney and Opie find themselves sharing the courthouse with 11 dogs. To complicate matters, a jailhouse inspector is expected at any moment.
|
TV-G |
| 4:00pm |
Mountain Wedding
Briscoe Darling enlists Andy and Barney's aid in keeping wild mountain man Ernest T. Bass (Howard Morris) at bay. Look For: Ernest T. Bass chanting 'Old Aunt Maria' while rapping on a gas can.
|
TV-G |
| 4:30pm |
A Deal is a Deal
Barney and Gomer take it upon themselves to get Opie and his pals out of a selling scam with the Miracle Salve Company.
|
TV-G |
| 5:00pm |
Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfft
When Barney starts taking Thelma Lou for granted, she tosses him a curve by going out with Gomer Pyle.
|
TV-G |
| 5:30pm |
Bargain Day
Aunt Bee learns the hard way that buying at bargain prices isn't always the right decision.
|
TV-G |
| 6:00pm |
Fred Sanford has a Baby
While Lamont is away on a fishing trip, Fred rents out his room to a very pregnant lady.
|
TV-PG |
| 6:30pm |
Lamont in Love
Fred transforms himself into the Watts version of Colombo.
|
TV-PG |
| 7:00pm |
CLIFF BABYSITS
Cliff watches over infants Nelson and Winnie for Sondra and Elvin.
|
TV-G |
| 7:30pm |
NO WAY, BABY
Cliff meets a patient's eccentric grandfather who doubts his abilities as a doctor.
|
TV-G |
| 8:00pm |
Wedding, The Part 1
Superstition threatens to derail Fran and Maxwell's wedding.
|
TV-PG |
| 8:30pm |
Wedding, The Part 2
Superstition threatens to derail Fran and Maxwell's wedding.
|
TV-PG |
| 9:00pm |
The Invasion
When Rays house is tented for termites, he moves his entire family into his parents house and gives Frank and Marie a taste of their own medicine.
|
TV-PG |
| 9:30pm |
Driving Frank
After Frank has one accident too many, Debra decides that the kids cant ride with him anymore, which makes Raymond realize that his dad is getting older.
|
TV-PG |
| 10:00pm |
The Sitter
Feeling overwhelmed with her responsibilities, Debra decides to get a babysitter.
|
TV-PG |
| 10:30pm |
Getting Even
After Raymond begrudgingly agrees to be the auctioneer at the Our Lady of Faith School auction for new playground equipment, hes pleasantly surprised with the laughs he gets at Debras expense.
|
TV-PG |
| 11:00pm |
We're Going to Disney World (Part 1 of 2)
The family goes hog wild with excitement when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.
|
TV-G |
| 11:30pm |
Disney World War II (Part 2 of 2)
Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World.
|
TV-G |
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