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| Time | Show | Episode |
| 8:00am |
Harbinger of Death
Jessica, invited to witness the reappearance of a mysterious comet, finds herself involved with astronomy, bodies not quite heavenly, and murder.
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TV-PG |
| 9:11am |
Beaver and Violet
In honor of Mother's Day, Beaver is assigned to write an essay about his mother's life for a school paper.
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TV-G |
| 9:48am |
The Return of Happy Spangler
Rob tries valiantly to help an old radio comedy writer make a comeback.
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TV-G |
| 10:24am |
Never Name a Duck
When one of Richie's two pet ducks dies, it seems as if the Petrie family has lost one of its human members.
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TV-G |
| 11:00am |
Barney Runs for Sheriff
Andy and Barney square off for the upcoming sheriff's election in Mayberry.
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TV-G |
| 11:36am |
If I Had a Quater- Million
Barney discovers a briefcase containing $250,000, and is soon taken in by the con man who lost it.
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TV-G |
| 12:12pm |
TV or Not TV
A group of crooks try to take advantage of Andy and Barney while posing as a television crew.
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TV-G |
| 12:48pm |
Curse of the Daanau
Seth's family is touched by an ancient curse attached to the history of a ruby.
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TV-PG |
| 2:00pm |
The Mountain Girl
Joe finds an injured man and brings him back to his sheep camp where his granddaughter Trudy Harker is tending the flock with the help of her beau Paul.
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TV-PG |
| 3:00pm |
The Miracle Worker
A faith healer visits Virginia City where he meets - and falls in love with - a young girl who is paralyzed.
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TV-PG |
| 5:11pm |
The Quest
Sick and tired of being the youngest, Joe decides he's found a way to prove himself and bids on a timber contract.
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TV-PG |
| 6:22pm |
Germ Warfare
Hawkeye and Trapper steal a pint of Frank's blood, and things quickly get more complicated.
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TV-PG |
| 7:00pm |
Edwina
The nurses take a celibacy vow until someone goes on a date with lonely nurse Eddie (Edwina), and Hawkeye draws the short straw.
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TV-PG |
| 7:30pm |
Love Story
Radar gets a dreaded "Dear John" letter, and Hawkeye and Trapper look to help him rebound.
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TV-PG |
| 8:00pm |
Tool-Thousand-One: A Space Odyssey
Tool Time is revisited by Astronauts Ken Bowersox and Steve Hawley, who announce that a Binford tool will be used on their next shuttle mission.
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TV-G |
| 8:30pm |
From Top to Bottom
Jill makes some embarassing remarks about Tim on a talk show, while he watches it from Harry's Hardware, with all his friends.
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TV-G |
| 9:00pm |
Robert's Rodeo
Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in the line of duty.
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TV-PG |
| 9:30pm |
The Tenth Anniversary
As Debra and Ray celebrate their 10th anniversary, she discovers that he taped over their wedding video years before with the 91 SuperBowl.
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TV-PG |
| 10:00pm |
Hackidu
Ray screws up a Hackidu (Pokemon) trade for his daughter Ally by giving away a Scramisaur card that ends up being worth a lot of money.
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TV-PG |
| 10:30pm |
Debra Makes Something Good
Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally creates a dish that everyone likes.
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TV-PG |
| 11:00pm |
Single Spaced
Doug and Carrie decide to go visit their priest for some marriage counseling, and while there they run into some old friends who just had a baby. This causes them to consider a child.
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TV-PG |
| 11:30pm |
Pilot
When Carrie's father accidentally burns his house down with a hot plate, he has to move in with them, and Doug loses his basement.
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TV-PG |
| 12:00am |
Head First
After feeling bad that Arthur has no friends and nothing to do, Doug takes him out with him and his friends.
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TV-PG |
| 12:37am |
Fat City
Doug sees an old picture of Carrie's mother. She was young, hot, and skinny, just like Carrie. But then he sees another with her bigger than him. Afraid this might happen to Carrie he tries to trick her into dieting with him.
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TV-PG |
| 1:54am |
Mommy and Mal
Fran and Val square when the Southeast Asian girl they adopted years ago comes to town.
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TV-PG |
| 2:27am |
Fair Weather Fran
Yetta's fiancee gets Fran an audition with newsman Bryant Gumbel.
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TV-PG |
| 3:00am |
Star Struck
A soap star with a reputation as a womanizer proposes to Terri on their first date.
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TV-PG |
| 3:30am |
Jack Goes the Distance
Defending Furley from a bully at the Regal Beagle, Jack agrees to settle things in the ring.
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TV-PG |
| 4:00am |
-Jack's Double Date
Jack bets his roommates that he can quit women for a week.
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TV-PG |
| 5:00am |
Whitewater
Jill takes Tim, Wilson, Al, and Heidi on a surprise river rafting trip for Tim's birthday, but he wanted to relax that day.
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TV-G |
| 5:30am |
Adios
When Randy is unexpectedly accepted into a year long environmental study program in Costa Rica, Tim and Jill find it difficult in letting go.
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TV-G |
| 8:00am |
Curse of the Daanau
Seth's family is touched by an ancient curse attached to the history of a ruby.
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TV-PG |
| 9:11am |
Spot Removers
Fred Rutherford organizes a joint family picnic outing with the Cleavers.
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TV-G |
| 9:48am |
The Two Faces of Rob
To prove that a wife cannot always recognize her husband on the telephone, Rob disguises his voice and asks Laura for a date.
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TV-G |
| 10:24am |
The Attempted Marriage
A crippled jeep and a sprained ankle make Rob two hours late for his own wedding.
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TV-G |
| 11:00am |
TV or Not TV
A group of crooks try to take advantage of Andy and Barney while posing as a television crew.
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TV-G |
| 11:36am |
Guest in the House
A visiting young female friend of Aunt Bee's falls in love with Andy while on the rebound.
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TV-G |
| 12:12pm |
Case of the Punch on the Nose
Barney brews up trouble when he attempts to solve an old assault case between Floyd the barber and grocer Charlie Foley.
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TV-G |
| 12:48pm |
Mourning Among the Wisterias
A famous, ailing playwright proposes marriage to Jessica Fletcher and then finds himself charged with the murder of his business manager.
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TV-PG |
| 2:00pm |
The Quest
Sick and tired of being the youngest, Joe decides he's found a way to prove himself and bids on a timber contract.
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TV-PG |
| 3:00pm |
The Artist
Ben meets Matthew Raine, a famous artist who has withdrawn from society since going blind.
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TV-PG |
| 4:00pm |
A Hot Day For A Hanging
While in Dutchman Flats, Hoss is arrested for bank robbery.
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TV-PG |
| 5:11pm |
The Deserter
Colonel Edward J. Dunwoody comes to Virginia City looking for Bill Winters, a good friend of the Cartwrights.
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TV-PG |
| 6:22pm |
Love Story
Radar gets a dreaded "Dear John" letter, and Hawkeye and Trapper look to help him rebound.
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TV-PG |
| 7:00pm |
Tuttle
Hawkeye and Trapper talk Radar into helping them invent a fictitious Capt. Tuttle, and the little lie only gets bigger.
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TV-PG |
| 7:30pm |
The Ringbanger
Hawkeye, Trapper, and Radar collaborate to send home a colonel (Leslie Nielsen) who has an unusually high casualty record.
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TV-PG |
| 8:00pm |
All in the Family
Tim and Jill's plans to spend some time together are interrupted when Tim's brother and Jill's sister announce that they are an item.
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TV-G |
| 8:30pm |
Taylor Got Game
While Brad studies for his SAT's, a friend of Wilson's offers him the chance to play professional international soccer in Europe.
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TV-G |
| 9:00pm |
Marie and Frank's New Friends
Ray and Debra devise a plan to push Frank and Marie into making some new friends, thus leaving the older couple with less time to bother them.
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TV-PG |
| 9:30pm |
Alone Time
Ray finds it hard to understand why Debra needs her alone time. When Debra realizes that all her time is spent with the kids, Ray and his family, she implores Ray to take the kids out more often so that she can have more time to herself.
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TV-PG |
| 10:00pm |
Someone's Cranky
Still recuperating from his recent run-in with a bull, a cantankerous Robert is driving everyone crazy with his mean-spirited and nasty behavior.
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TV-PG |
| 11:00pm |
Head First
After feeling bad that Arthur has no friends and nothing to do, Doug takes him out with him and his friends.
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TV-PG |
| 11:36pm |
Fat City
Doug sees an old picture of Carrie's mother. She was young, hot, and skinny, just like Carrie. But then he sees another with her bigger than him. Afraid this might happen to Carrie he tries to trick her into dieting with him.
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TV-PG |