Featured Shows
Wednesdays
10PM / 9C
Hot in Cleveland
This hit TV Land sitcom features three glamorous L.A. ladies who find Cleveland can be a great place to meet men. Starring Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick, Jane Leeves and Betty White.
Wednesdays
10:30PM / 9:30C
The Exes
An all new sitcom about three divorced men (Faison, Knight and Basche) sharing an apartment across from their divorce attorney (Johnston). The guys begin to realize that the issues they have with each other are the same ones that they had with their ex-wives.
Every Night
11PM / 10C
The King of Queens
All hail the return of The King of Queens! Watch to see how this loving couple, Doug (Kevin James) and Carrie Heffernan (Leah Remini), put up with Carrie's Dad (Jerry Stiller), while he screws everything up!
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| Time | Show | Episode |
| 8:00am |
When Thieves Fall Out
A parolee released after 20 years in prison for a murder he says he did not commit, vows to find out who did.
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TV-PG |
| 9:11am |
Beaver's Monkey
Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, Lefty Grove and Bill Dickey have all autographed Ward's baseball.
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TV-G |
| 9:48am |
One Angry Man
Serving on jury duty, Rob finds himself siding with the beautiful blonde defendant.
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TV-G |
| 10:24am |
Where You Been, Fassbinder?
Romance enters Sally's life in the form of an insurance salesman named Leo Fassbinder.
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TV-G |
| 11:00am |
Goodbye Sheriff Taylor
Barney discovers that the role of Mayberry sheriff is not so easy when Andy travels to Raleigh to interview for a detective job.
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TV-G |
| 11:30am |
The Pageant
The Mayberry Centennial Pageant is featuring a play about the founding of Mayberry.
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TV-G |
| 12:00pm |
The Darling Baby
The Darling family returns to Mayberry.
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TV-G |
| 12:30pm |
Andy and Helen Have Their Day
Andy and Helen have an awful time while trying to enjoy a picnic, thanks to the one and only Barney Fife.
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TV-G |
| 1:00pm |
When Thieves Fall Out
A parolee released after 20 years in prison for a murder he says he did not commit, vows to find out who did.
|
TV-PG |
| 2:00pm |
The Auld Sod
The Cartwrights are dumbfounded when town drunk Danny Lynch's mother comes to the ranch to visit.
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TV-PG |
| 3:00pm |
Gift Of Water
Jason Gant is trapped in a well cave-in and Hoss comes to his rescue.
|
TV-PG |
| 4:00pm |
The Jackknife
After a rash of cattle rustling, the Cartwrights set out to find clues.
|
TV-PG |
| 5:00pm |
The Guilty
Ben is a helpless witness when the son of former lawman Lem Partridge is shot and killed by Jack Groat.
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TV-PG |
| 6:00pm |
Say No More
A military strategist must come to grips with his sons death a direct result of his own foolish orders.
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TV-PG |
| 6:30pm |
Friends and Enemies
Col. Potter faces a moral quandary when an old Army buddy arrives at the 4077th.
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TV-PG |
| 7:00pm |
Give and Take
A young GI wounds a Korean soldier when the Korean demands that the American man hand over his boots.
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TV-PG |
| 7:30pm |
As Time Goes By
As Margaret and Hawkeye obsess over what to put inside a time capsule to commemorate their wartime experience, Klinger's life takes an unlikely turn.
|
TV-PG |
| 8:30pm |
A Night To Dismember
Mark decides to do a horror video for his class using different scenes from old horror shows and movies.
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TV-G |
| 9:00pm |
Ray Home Alone
When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray is forced to confront the real reason he doesnt want to stay home alone.
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TV-PG |
| 9:30pm |
Big Shots
Trying to impress Robert when they visit the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, Ray uses his weight as a sports writer for Newsday to jump to the front of the line to meet the members of the 69 Miracle New York Mets.
|
TV-PG |
| 10:00pm |
Life With Lucci
Victorias arch nemesis Susan Lucci arrives looking for guidance now that All My Children has been cancelled.
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TV-PG |
| 10:30pm |
The Ex Always Rings Twice
When Holly (Kristen Johnston) has to face her cheating ex fiance for the first time since they broke up, she enlists the guys' help to prove to him he lost the best thing he ever had.
|
TV-PG |
| 11:00pm |
Working Girl
When Debra gets a part-time job in the big city, an unhappy Ray is left to fend for himself -- and Marie is left wondering whats to become of the children, the house and her beloved son now that they will all be neglected.
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TV-PG |
| 11:30pm |
Major Disturbance
Doug is reading Major a bedtime story and changes the end to make it scarier. The story ends up traumatizing Major, causing Kelly and Deacon to have problems getting him to be babysat by Doug. Arthur also realizes that he can make money by charging people to fill a seat in their car, allowing them ride in the carpool lane.
|
TV-PG |
Saturday, February 4
| 12:00am |
Brace Yourself
Deacon's son draws a picture of Arthur with crooked teeth, which leads Arthur to try to convince his family that he should get braces. Doug uses this idea to try to improve Carrie, by having Deacon's son draw a picture of her flat-chested.
|
TV-PG |
| 12:37am |
Moxie Moron
When O'Boyle goes into rehab he asks Doug and Deacon to fill in for him as supervisor.
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TV-PG |
| 1:15am |
Ruff Goin'
When Doug and Carrie are not invited to the block party, Doug shows up anyways and ends up adopting a dog to prove he is a good person. Doug finds out that a dog is a lot of work and tries to find a way to return it.
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TV-PG |
| 1:54am |
Saturday
Roseanne bets Dan he'll never finish repairing his truck.
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TV-G |
| 3:30am |
Extra, Extra
Janet's dating a reporter who tells her he wants to write a piece about the trio's living situation emphasizing the financial benefits of it.
|
TV-PG |
| 4:00am |
Jack Gets His
In a case of look before you leap, Jack eagerly accepts an offer to be a chef at one of Angelino's restaurants, seeing it as a golden opportunity.
|
TV-PG |
| 4:30am |
Saturday
Roseanne bets Dan he'll never finish repairing his truck.
|
TV-G |
| 5:00am |
The Niece
Willow, Wilson's niece, comes to stay, which makes it so that Wilson has no time to spend with Tim.
|
TV-G |
| 5:30am |
Jill's Passion
Ian, a man Jill met at the YMCA gym, asks her out, mistaking Tim for her brother.
|
TV-G |
| 6:00am |
Canoga Time
Dan refuses to part with the "junk" Roseanne wants to donate to a rummage sale.
|
TV-G |
| 6:36am |
The Monday Through Friday Show
Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend their 15th anniversary.
|
TV-G |
| 7:12am |
Opening Night
A misprint of flyers for the opening of Jack's Bistro leaves the place empty on the big night.
|
TV-PG |
| 7:48am |
Jack Gets His
In a case of look before you leap, Jack eagerly accepts an offer to be a chef at one of Angelino's restaurants, seeing it as a golden opportunity.
|
TV-PG |
| 9:00am |
Where's the Pearls
Fran loses both her memory and Elizabeth Taylor's priceless pearl necklace in an accident.
|
TV-PG |
| 2:00pm |
Witness for the Defense
Jessica goes to Quebec to testify at the trial of a friend who is accused of killing his wife and burning his house.
|
TV-PG |
| 3:00pm |
Old Habits Die Hard
A terminally ill nun seems to have committed suicide which would be an unacceptable sin.
|
TV-PG |
| 4:00pm |
The Way to Dusty Death
Jessica tries to unravel the intrigues and power struggles of the boardroom when the chairman of Barnett Industries is murdered.
|
TV-PG |
| 5:00pm |
Friends and Enemies
Col. Potter faces a moral quandary when an old Army buddy arrives at the 4077th.
|
TV-PG |
| 5:30pm |
Give and Take
A young GI wounds a Korean soldier when the Korean demands that the American man hand over his boots.
|
TV-PG |
| 6:00pm |
As Time Goes By
As Margaret and Hawkeye obsess over what to put inside a time capsule to commemorate their wartime experience, Klinger's life takes an unlikely turn.
|
TV-PG |
| 6:30pm |
To Market, To Market
The camps entire supply of hydrocortisone is stolen and sold on the black market, and Hawkeye and Trapper have to acquire a fresh supply.
|
TV-PG |
| 7:00pm |
Losing My Religion
Randy questions his religion. Tim breaks a valuable piece of church equipment.
|
TV-G |
| 7:30pm |
The Old College Try
Tim realizes his friends are boring, so he starts hanging out with students half his age.
|
TV-G |
| 8:00pm |
An Older Woman
Brad's getting MARRIED... well, maybe not after Tim and Jill get through with him.
|
TV-G |
| 8:30pm |
Tim "The Landlord" Taylor
Al rents a house from Tim and Tim takes advantage of him as his landlord.
|
TV-G |
| 9:00pm |
Be Nice
When Ray babysits for the kids at the park and Debra sees how sweet and helpful he is toward the other mothers, she demands to know why she doesn't receive the same treatment.
|
TV-PG |
| 9:30pm |
Dancing with Debra
After Ray urges Debra to go swing dancing with Robert (letting himself off the hook), he cant believe how infatuated the two become with their new hobby -- and its starting to tick him off.
|
TV-PG |
| 10:00pm |
Move Over
When Ray confides to Debra that her constant need to cuddle and be on top of him when they're sleeping is causing him too many sleepless nights, Debra is more than happy to comply with his request to give him his space in bed.
|
TV-PG |
| 10:30pm |
The Getaway
Debra and Ray feel tremendous pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway in Vermont.
|
TV-PG |
| 11:00pm |
How They Met
Memories of how they first met flood back when Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date with a little boy.
|
TV-PG |
| 11:30pm |
Moxie Moron
When O'Boyle goes into rehab he asks Doug and Deacon to fill in for him as supervisor.
|
TV-PG |
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