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Time Show Episode
9:00am
The Pageant
The Mayberry Centennial Pageant is featuring a play about the founding of Mayberry.
TV-G
9:36am
The Darling Baby
The Darling family returns to Mayberry.
TV-G
10:12am
Andy and Helen Have Their Day
Andy and Helen have an awful time while trying to enjoy a picnic, thanks to the one and only Barney Fife. Guest Star: Aneta Corsaut
TV-G
10:48am
Three Wishes for Opie
Superstitious Barney believes that the spirit of Count Istvan Teleky is the reason that wishes are coming true in Mayberry.
TV-G
11:24am
Otis Sues the County
Otis hires a shyster attorney after he trips and falls while exiting his jail cell.
TV-G
12:00pm
The Trackers
After Cully returns from serving a 5 year prison term for bank robbery, the bank is robbed again & everyone assumes Cully did it. Brogen is especially insistent that Cully on this, as it was actually him who robbed the bank.
TV-PG
1:00pm
The Fugitives
An outlaw's young brother is seriously injured in an accident and Doc is held captive to treat him.
TV-G
2:00pm
Eleven Dollars
A spinster seeking a new life rides off to Abilene. Festus, riding after the girl to deliver some money due her, is bushwacked by a pair of down and out hide hunters.
TV-G
3:00pm
Milligan
A local farmer joins a posse and is criticized and punished for shooting an outlaw in the back.
TV-G
4:00pm
Tatum
An elderly ex-gunfighter demands to be buried in a cemetery next to his wife, but after his death the bitter townspeople oppose Matt and the law and try to prevent it.
TV-G
5:00pm
Barney Fife, Realtor
Barney tries to earn some extra money by becoming a real estate agent.
TV-G
5:30pm
Goober Takes a Car Apart
Andy wishes he had not allowed Goober to run the courthouse in his absence.
TV-G
6:00pm
The Rehabilitation of Otis
After an argument with Barney, Otis decides to do his drinking elsewhere.
TV-G
6:30pm
The Lucky Letter
Barney is intimidated by Andy not to respond to a chain letter.
TV-G
7:00pm
Goober and the Art of Love
Goober goes out on an awkward date with Lydia Crosswaithe (Josie Lloyd).
TV-G
7:30pm
Barney Runs for Sheriff
Andy and Barney square off for the upcoming sheriff's election in Mayberry.
TV-G
8:00pm
Marie and Frank's New Friends
Ray and Debra devise a plan to push Frank and Marie into making some new friends, thus leaving the older couple with less time to bother them.
TV-PG
8:30pm
Someone's Cranky
Still recuperating from his recent run-in with a bull, a cantankerous Robert is driving everyone crazy with his mean-spirited and nasty behavior.
TV-PG
9:00pm
Italy, Part 1
When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-week vacation in Rome, everybody loves the idea -- except Raymond.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Italy, Part 2
When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-week vacation in Rome, everybody loves the idea -- except Raymond.
TV-PG
10:00pm
George Gets Roasted
George agrees to be roasted before finding out his wife is legally tying up his jokes, leaving him without an act. Will he be able to change her mind or get out of the roast in time?
TV-14
10:30pm
No Bingo, No Peace
Mayor Saxby is purposely interrupting all aspects of the Ballentines' lives, including revoking Barton's Bingo permit. When Barton protests, it inspires Boyce to take action.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Hartford Wailer
After telling Doug that she'll be working all weekend, Carrie gets caught in the lie when he discovers that she already has an appointment. Guest Star: Huey Lewis
TV-PG
11:30pm
Acting Out
Arthur accidentally starts a fire while cooking bacon and Carrie and Doug decide it is time to move Arthur into a retirement home.
TV-PG
Thursday, May 26
12:00am
Fight Schlub
When Doug starts hanging out with Joe, a driver at Priority Plus, his fellow drivers lose all respect for him.
TV-PG
12:30am
Major Disturbance
Doug is reading Major a bedtime story and changes the end to make it scarier. The story ends up traumatizing Major, causing Kelly and Deacon to have problems getting him to be babysat by Doug.
TV-PG
1:00am
George Gets Roasted
George agrees to be roasted before finding out his wife is legally tying up his jokes, leaving him without an act. Will he be able to change her mind or get out of the roast in time?
TV-14
1:30am
No Bingo, No Peace
Mayor Saxby is purposely interrupting all aspects of the Ballentines' lives, including revoking Barton's Bingo permit. When Barton protests, it inspires Boyce to take action.
TV-PG
2:00am
Doctor Little Man
Christine begins seeing a therapist (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK - "Will & Grace"), although it's unclear whether Christine is interested in pursuing therapy or romance.
TV-PG
2:30am
The Curious Case of Britney B
MARION ROSS ("Happy Days") guest stars as Agnes Ross, an elderly tenant who Matthew and Richard try to force out of an apartment they wish to rent.
TV-PG
3:00am
Nuts
Max (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK) points out to Christine her tendency to flake when things get tough, and tries to teach her how to follow through.
TV-PG
3:30am
Life Among the Gorillas
Ted tries to maintain a long-distance relationship with Victoria, but when she e-mails that they need to talk, he’s sure she’s going to dump him. Marshall goes to work at Barney’s company, and his changed behavior upsets Lily.
TV-PG
4:00am
Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM
Robin invites Ted over at 2 am, and Ted accepts, trying to convince himself that nothing is going to happen. Lily, Marshall, and Barney are at a karaoke bar, advising Ted by phone to do the right thing.
TV-14
4:30am
Hot For Lawyer
The ladies compete for the affection of Elka's attractive new lawyer; Elka gets more bad news. Guest Stars: Sherri Shepherd, Carl Reiner
TV-PG
5:00am
Sisterhood of the Traveling SPANX®
A pair of 'magic SPANX' come into the ladies' lives and leads them to unexpected adventures. Guest Stars: Jack Wagner, Melanie Griffith
TV-PG
5:30am
Teacher’s Pest
Teacher's Pest: Aaron gets in trouble after calling his teacher "Doofus", a nickname he learned from Stephanie who knew his teacher years ago. Meanwhile, James tries to get out of history homework by making his teacher and Charlie new friends.
TV-PG
9:00am
Barney Fife, Realtor
Barney tries to earn some extra money by becoming a real estate agent.
TV-G
9:30am
Goober Takes a Car Apart
Andy wishes he had not allowed Goober to run the courthouse in his absence.
TV-G
10:00am
The Rehabilitation of Otis
After an argument with Barney, Otis decides to do his drinking elsewhere.
TV-G
10:30am
The Lucky Letter
Barney is intimidated by Andy not to respond to a chain letter.
TV-G
11:00am
Goober and the Art of Love
Goober goes out on an awkward date with Lydia Crosswaithe (Josie Lloyd).
TV-G
11:30am
Barney Runs for Sheriff
Andy and Barney square off for the upcoming sheriff's election in Mayberry.
TV-G
12:00pm
A Girl Named George
Troxell vows to kill Judge Nealy for sentencing his brother to hang. Blessing, a photoprapher, comes to town & offers to take pictures of everyone on the Ponderosa; yet, he is really working with Troxwell to help with the murder
TV-PG
1:00pm
The Sodbusters
Marshal Dillon appears on the scene as a group of cattlemen are trying to gun down a farmer in a fight over water rights.
TV-G
2:00pm
The Brothers
After being duped into helping to shoot and kill and outlaw, Kitty finds herself pursued by the outlaw's brother.
TV-G
3:00pm
Hostage
A gang of marauders, "The Dog Soldiers", swears vengeance against Dillon for the execution of one of their members, by shooting down Kitty. As Kitty lies critically wounded, Matt starts tracking the outlaw who shot her.
TV-G
4:00pm
Jubilee
A Kansas farmer dreams of striking it rich with his quarter horse. Festus, seeing the futility of Ed Wells' dream of riches, wins a bet, and the farmer is forced to see Jubilee beat another horse, in a match race.
TV-G
5:09pm
If I Had a Quater- Million
Barney discovers a briefcase containing $250,000, and is soon taken in by the con man who lost it.
TV-G
5:46pm
TV or Not TV
A group of crooks try to take advantage of Andy and Barney while posing as a television crew.
TV-G
6:23pm
Guest in the House
A visiting young female friend of Aunt Bee's falls in love with Andy while on the rebound.
TV-G
7:00pm
Case of the Punch on the Nose
Barney brews up trouble when he attempts to solve an old assault case between Floyd the barber and grocer Charlie Foley.
TV-G
7:36pm
Opie's Newspaper
In order to increase the sales of his newspaper, Opie starts printing some local gossip he hears around town.
TV-G
8:12pm
No Thanks
Inspired by how well the Barones got along at Thanksgiving dinner, Debra is intent on finding a way to improve her relationship with Marie.
TV-PG
8:48pm
Left Back
While discussing the possibility of having to hold Michael back for another year of preschool, Ray is shocked to discover that he too was left back when he was that age.
TV-PG
9:24pm
The Christmas Picture
Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents -- if nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever.
TV-PG
10:00pm
No One Gets Out Alive
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Bringing Home the Bacon
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Fight Schlub
When Doug starts hanging out with Joe, a driver at Priority Plus, his fellow drivers lose all respect for him.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Major Disturbance
Doug is reading Major a bedtime story and changes the end to make it scarier. The story ends up traumatizing Major, causing Kelly and Deacon to have problems getting him to be babysat by Doug.
TV-PG