Featured Shows

Wednesdays

10PM/9C
She's Got the Look

She's Got The Look

TV Land's original modeling competition show for women 35 and older returns for a fabulous third season, featuring new host Brooke Burke. Who will win a modeling contract and cover shoot?

Free Elka!

Returns in January
Hot in Cleveland

Hot in Cleveland

This hit TV Land sitcom features three glamorous L.A. ladies who find Cleveland can be a great place to meet men. Starring Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick, Jane Leeves and Betty White.

Weeknights

8PM / 7C
The Nanny

The Nanny

A girl from Queens meets a refined Broadway producer with three kids. Fran Fine is the nanny with a heart of gold and a laugh you'll never forget. Now on TV Land!

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Time Show Episode
9:00am
The Insurance Is Canceled
Archie's day turns from bad to worse when, after being told he must lay off one of his men, he also learns the insurance on his home has been canceled.
TV-PG
9:30am
Greatest Show in Watts
When a Sanford Arm's tenant can't come up with the rent, he leaves Fred his pet elephant as collateral.
TV-PG
10:00am
Della, Della, Della
Della Reese convinces Fred to let her use the Sanford home as campaign headquarters.
TV-PG
11:00am
The Witness
A family is held hostage by the relatives of a killer to prevent them from testifying at his trial. Annette O'Toole guest-stars.
TV-G
12:00pm
A Dime's Worth Of Glory
Ben and Adam fight off two robbers who attempt to hold up the stage they are sharing with Tobias Finch.
TV-PG
1:00pm
Square Deal Sam
Sam is a charming old conman who winds up taking all the Cartwrights and Hop Sings money in a phony land deal.
TV-PG
2:00pm
Between Heaven And Earth
Joe is plagued by recurring nightmares after he loses his rifle on Eagles Peak.
TV-PG
3:00pm
My Fair Ernest T. Bass
Andy steps into the role of Professor Henry Higgins to transform wild mountain man Ernest T. Bass into a sophisticated gentleman.
TV-G
3:30pm
Barney's Sidecar
Mayberry is in mayhem after Barney buys an old motorcycle with a sidecar in order to enhance the town's law enforcement.
TV-G
4:00pm
Prisoner of Love
Andy and Barney fall for a beautiful female prisoner who is being held at the Mayberry jail.
TV-G
4:30pm
The Rivals
When Opie's young girlfriend ignores him, the lad finds himself a new one-- Thelma Lou. Barney is not amused.
TV-G
5:00pm
Mountain Wedding
Briscoe Darling enlists Andy and Barney's aid in keeping wild mountain man Ernest T. Bass (Howard Morris) at bay. Look For: Ernest T. Bass chanting 'Old Aunt Maria' while rapping on a gas can.
TV-G
5:30pm
Dogs-Dogs-Dogs
Andy, Barney and Opie find themselves sharing the courthouse with 11 dogs. To complicate matters, a jailhouse inspector is expected at any moment.
TV-G
6:00pm
Can You Chop This
Fred takes the money Lamont has been saving for acting lessons and uses it for something more important.
TV-PG
6:30pm
Sanford and Rising Son
Fred turns his living room into a Japanese Restaurant.
TV-PG
7:00pm
HOW DO YOU GET TO CARNEGIE HALL?
A voice teacher helps Vanessa and her friends polish a musical act.
TV-G
7:30pm
IF THE DRESS FITS, WEAR IT
Clair hires a fitness instructor to help her fit back into a favorite outfit.
TV-G
8:00pm
Reunion Show, The
A trip to her high school reunion leaves Fran with second thoughts.
TV-PG
8:30pm
Immaculate Conception
An illegitimate sister comes forward to claim the Sheffield family fortune.
TV-PG
9:00pm
Six Feet Under
Debra tries to teach Raymond how to have a normal mid-life crisis, like everyone else, after he starts planning his burial.
TV-PG
9:30pm
The Garage Sale
When Debra gives away all the baby stuff at a family garage sale, Ray gets upset that she doesnt want to have any more children.
TV-PG
10:00pm
The Wedding, Part 1
After Raymond asks Debra why she ever married him, they take a walk back in time to the very beginning of it all. Raymond is very, very nervous.
TV-PG
10:30pm
The Wedding, Part 2
Ray fears that Debra is more interested in the wedding than in him.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Construction Junction
Dan weighs the merits of giving up his boring garage job for a new construction endeavor with his pals.
TV-G
11:30pm
Springtime For David
David moves out after getting a job at a theme park known as "the happiest place in Illinois."
TV-G
Friday, September 3
12:00am
We're Going to Disney World (Part 1 of 2)
The family goes hog wild with excitement when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.
TV-G
12:30am
Disney World War II (Part 2 of 2)
Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World.
TV-G
1:00am
Reunion Show, The
A trip to her high school reunion leaves Fran with second thoughts.
TV-PG
2:00am
Getting The Look
The nine remaining models receive world-class makeovers -- some of them dramatic. But one model refuses to make a change, causing friction with the other women and jeopardizing her standing with the judges.
TV-PG
3:00am
Brother Can You Spare a Hot Rod
Tim decides to sell his hot rod and buys one to rebuild.
TV-G
3:30am
Bachelor of the Year
When Al is published as one of Detroit's "Most Elligible Bachelors" in a magazine, women begin flocking all over him and he starts to ignore Ilene.
TV-G
4:00am
Double Date
Jackpretends to be sick to break a date with his current lady to go out with a new interest.
TV-PG
4:30am
Good Old Reliable Janet
Hoping to shed her "goody-two shoes" image, Janet goes to a nude beach protest with Mrs. Roper.
TV-PG
5:00am
Operation Noselift
A private desperately wants plastic surgery for his rather prominent nose, and Hawkeye maneuvers to facilitate the operation.
TV-PG
5:30am
The Chosen People
A Korean family sets up its new home right in the middle of the compound.
TV-PG
8:00am
Head Cases
Shore represents a former lover who tried to kill him and is now fighting for release from a mental institution.
TV-14
9:00am
Cousin Maude's Visit
The Bunker household is stifled when the flu hits them all.
TV-PG
9:30am
Can You Chop This
Fred takes the money Lamont has been saving for acting lessons and uses it for something more important.
TV-PG
10:00am
Sanford and Rising Son
Fred turns his living room into a Japanese Restaurant.
TV-PG
11:00am
The Scavengers
To save his own life, a black man must falsely accuse a band of Indians of wiping out a wagon train. Cicely Tyson guest-stars.
TV-G
12:00pm
Between Heaven And Earth
Joe is plagued by recurring nightmares after he loses his rifle on Eagles Peak.
TV-PG
1:00pm
Old Sheba
Joe and Hoss take an elephant as payment for helping out in a circus.
TV-PG
2:00pm
A Man To Admire
When Hoss is accused of murder, he must depend on Whitney Parker, a once great lawyer, but now the town drunk.
TV-PG
3:00pm
The Rivals
When Opie's young girlfriend ignores him, the lad finds himself a new one-- Thelma Lou. Barney is not amused.
TV-G
3:30pm
Dogs-Dogs-Dogs
Andy, Barney and Opie find themselves sharing the courthouse with 11 dogs. To complicate matters, a jailhouse inspector is expected at any moment.
TV-G
4:00pm
Mountain Wedding
Briscoe Darling enlists Andy and Barney's aid in keeping wild mountain man Ernest T. Bass (Howard Morris) at bay. Look For: Ernest T. Bass chanting 'Old Aunt Maria' while rapping on a gas can.
TV-G
4:30pm
A Deal is a Deal
Barney and Gomer take it upon themselves to get Opie and his pals out of a selling scam with the Miracle Salve Company.
TV-G
5:00pm
Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfft
When Barney starts taking Thelma Lou for granted, she tosses him a curve by going out with Gomer Pyle.
TV-G
5:30pm
Bargain Day
Aunt Bee learns the hard way that buying at bargain prices isn't always the right decision.
TV-G
6:00pm
Fred Sanford has a Baby
While Lamont is away on a fishing trip, Fred rents out his room to a very pregnant lady.
TV-PG
6:30pm
Lamont in Love
Fred transforms himself into the Watts version of Colombo.
TV-PG
7:00pm
CLIFF BABYSITS
Cliff watches over infants Nelson and Winnie for Sondra and Elvin.
TV-G
7:30pm
NO WAY, BABY
Cliff meets a patient's eccentric grandfather who doubts his abilities as a doctor.
TV-G
8:00pm
Wedding, The Part 1
Superstition threatens to derail Fran and Maxwell's wedding.
TV-PG
8:30pm
Wedding, The Part 2
Superstition threatens to derail Fran and Maxwell's wedding.
TV-PG
9:00pm
The Invasion
When Rays house is tented for termites, he moves his entire family into his parents house and gives Frank and Marie a taste of their own medicine.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Driving Frank
After Frank has one accident too many, Debra decides that the kids cant ride with him anymore, which makes Raymond realize that his dad is getting older.
TV-PG
10:00pm
The Sitter
Feeling overwhelmed with her responsibilities, Debra decides to get a babysitter.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Getting Even
After Raymond begrudgingly agrees to be the auctioneer at the Our Lady of Faith School auction for new playground equipment, hes pleasantly surprised with the laughs he gets at Debras expense.
TV-PG
11:00pm
We're Going to Disney World (Part 1 of 2)
The family goes hog wild with excitement when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.
TV-G
11:30pm
Disney World War II (Part 2 of 2)
Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World.
TV-G