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Time Show Episode
6:00am
The Triangle
Dorothy’s date, Dr. Elliot Clayton, makes a pass at Blanche. Dorothy doesn't believe it when Blanche tells her about it, so Blanche orders Dorothy to leave the house.
TV-PG
6:36am
On Golden Girls
Blanche's 14-year old grandson comes to Miami for a visit and brings a new meaning to the term "generation gap." Meanwhile, Dorothy studies for her French final.
TV-PG
7:12am
The Competition
Dorothy and Blanche bowl against Rose and Sophia. If Sophia and Rose win, Dorothy will let Sophia go back to Sicily to visit and old beau, and if Dorothy and Blanche win, Sophia will give her a pair of antique earrings.
TV-PG
7:48am
Break-In
After a Madonna concert, the girls arrive home to discover their house has been broken into. The girls seek out means to protect themselves, including a security system, guard dog, and mace. Rose even purchases a gun.
TV-PG
8:24am
Transplant
Blanche's sister, Virginia, comes to visit and Blanche is convinced she's after something. Later, she learns just what Virginia is after: Blanche's kidney. Meanwhile, Rose and Dorothy babysit for an infant.
TV-PG
9:00am
Smile, You're On Mars Camera
A rocket lands on the lsland and is believed by scientists to have landed on Mars.
TV-G
9:30am
Quick Before It Sinks
The Professor measures the ocean's high water mark, and concludes that the island is rapidly sinking.
TV-G
10:00am
Castaway Pictures Presents
Gilligan discovers the hull of an old ship near the island.
TV-G
10:30am
Hi-Fi Gilligan
The Skipper accidentally hits Gilligan in the face with a crate.
TV-G
11:00am
Two for One
Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters. Meanwhile, Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's dark secret - she's having an affair.
TV-G
11:30am
Snoop Davey Dave
There's a snitch in the Conner household. Upset over their recent breakup, David tattles on Darlene. And, to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!
TV-PG
12:00pm
Girl Talk
When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma. The situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives!
TV-PG
12:30pm
Sleeper
Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about? There is a flurry of activity to figure out the "who" and the "why."
TV-PG
1:00pm
Skeleton in the Closet
It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a "gay" soiree at the diner. During the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a dark secret in Fred's past.
TV-PG
1:30pm
Follow the Son
D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings. Meanwhile, David is stunned to find that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend, Jimmy.
TV-PG
2:00pm
The Honeymoon
Wedding day festivities progress smoothly until the girl's pet cat Fluffy and the boy's dog Tiger wreak havoc on the family-blending ceremony.
TV-G
2:30pm
Dear Libby
Things get really frantic at the Brady homestead when Marcia reads an item in an advice column.
TV-G
3:00pm
Eenie, Meenie, Mommy, Daddy
Cindy gets the lead role in the school play.
TV-G
3:30pm
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Brady housekeeper Alice begins to feel like a third wheel in the Brady household.
TV-G
4:00pm
Katchoo
Sadness befalls the Bradys when it appears Jan is allergic to Dad!
TV-G
4:30pm
A Clubhouse Is Not a Home
The age-old boys vs. girls rivalry erupts when the boys are reluctant to share their clubhouse with their new sisters.
TV-G
5:00pm
God and Football
On Elka’s (and Betty White’s) 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to the Browns locker room and ends up dating the kicker.
TV-PG
5:36pm
Dancing Queens
The ladies decide to go dancing to burn off the Cleveland pounds but need local gay best friends to go with. Guest Stars: Doris Roberts, Antonio Sabato, Jr.
TV-PG
6:12pm
How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?
Melanie, Joy, and Victoria tell Elka the story of how they met in Los Angeles in the ‘80s.
TV-PG
6:49pm
That Changes Everything
A baby unexpectedly enters the ladies' lives. Meanwhile, an unhinged super-vixen offers Melanie a great job and Elka gets the 'upper hand' with her boyfriend, Pierre. Guest Stars: Heather Locklear, Regis Philbin
TV-PG
7:21pm
A Box Full of Puppies
At the veterinarian's office, Elka tries to teach Mamie how to flirt and Joy is turned on by a hot fireman who walks in. Victoria's daughter interviews her about second acts in life. Guest Stars: Eddie Cibrian, Georgia Engel
TV-PG
7:54pm
Love Is All Around
Elka and Mamie reunite their bowling team. Joy, Victoria & Melanie date a professor, director & surgeon. Guest Stars: Georgia Engel, Mary Tyler Moore, Cloris Leachman, Valerie Harper, George Hamilton, Jesse Tyler Ferguson
TV-PG
8:27pm
The Man That Got Away
It's the big day of Victoria's wedding to incarcerated movie star Emmet Lawson. Elka helps Joy reunite with her baby daddy, who she hasn't seen in thirty two years. Guest Stars: Craig Ferguson
TV-PG
9:00pm
Blind Date
After being dumped by her boyfriend, Blanche befriends a man at a bar and makes a date with him. Unknown to her, he's blind. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose try their hand at coaching a kids' football team.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Rose the Prude
Having not dated since her husband died, Rose reluctantly agrees to go on a blind date. This date turns into a serious relationship when she is invited on a cruise which would involve sharing a stateroom.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Love, Rose
Rose places an ad in the personals column and she is let down when she doesn't hear an immediate response. This leads Blanche and Dorothy to begin responding under the name Isaac Newton.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Rose's Big Adventure
Rose's latest boyfriend has just retired and she is ready to spend a whole lot more time with him, but his retirement quickly turns him into a couch potato. Meanwhile, the girls deal with remodeling the garage into a guest room.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Rose Fights Back
When the company that Rose's husband worked for cuts off their pension plan, Rose has to get a new job, but never expects to have to deal with age discrimination. Sophia goes wild buying in bulk at Shopper's Warehouse.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Rose: Portrait of a Woman
It's Miles’s birthday and Rose is planning on giving him a golf club. However, Blanche gives her an idea that would spice up her relationship - naughty pictures. Meanwhile, Dorothy begins a new job.
TV-PG