Time Show Episode
6:00am
The Morning After
Fran seeks advice from her cousin Sheila.
TV-PG
6:36am
First Date
Maxwell invites Fran to an exclusive dinner with singer Elton John.
TV-PG
7:12am
Bobbi Fleckman Story, The
Fran is led to believe that a female record company executive is after Maxwell.
TV-PG
7:48am
Decent Proposal, A
Fran's date with comedian Chevy Chase makes Maxwell jealous.
TV-PG
8:24am
The Girl Next Door
Kathy Griffin is interested in buying the apartment across the hall. Maddie struggles to contain her insecurities and goes to great lengths to restake her claim as the biggest star in the building. Guest Star: Kathy Griffin
TV-PG
9:00am
Nothing in Common
Stuart’s sister Nicki (Leah Remini) shows up with some shocking news about her marriage. Phil and Eden consider bringing a guest into the bedroom.
TV-14
9:30am
Cindy Brady, Lady
Mystery and intrigue surround this episode where Cindy has a secret admirer.
TV-G
10:00am
My Fair Opponent
Marcia plays Henry Higgins to plain Jane, Molly Webber.
TV-G
10:30am
The Fender Benders
Carol's minor accident in a parking lot turns into a court case.
TV-G
11:00am
Today I Am A Freshman
Marcia decides to sign up for every club in high school.
TV-G
11:30am
Cyrano de Brady
Peter calls on Greg's help in winning the girl of his dreams.
TV-G
12:00pm
It Was Twenty Years Ago Today
Roseanne plans to set off some sparks by surprising Dan with a sexy boudoir photograph to mark their 20th wedding anniversary. But Dan's surprise gift to Roseanne results in major marital fireworks.
TV-G
12:30pm
Playing with Matches
Roseanne's mom makes a new friend, Jake, at the retirement home. Now, Roseanne's playing Cupid and Jackie's planning their wedding. With special guest Red Buttons.
TV-PG
1:00pm
Promises, Promises
Darlene and David's youthful romance takes a complicated turn when she surprises him by renting a hotel room after their senior prom. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Dan decide to invest in a friend's business scheme.
TV-PG
1:30pm
Glengarry, Glen Rosey
The old house Roseanne and Dan fixed up to sell languishes on the market after Roger abruptly skips town.
TV-G
2:00pm
Tooth or Consequences
Darlene must choose between David and her future when she gets accepted to a college for the arts in Chicago. Roseanne gets a visit from the new health inspector: her old boss Leon.
TV-PG
2:36pm
Daughters and Other Strangers
Dan and Roseanne decide to let Darlene go to art school in Chicago, but will Darlene leave David to pursue her future? Meanwhile, at a birthday party, "Seven Minutes In Heaven" turns DJ into a new man.
TV-PG
3:12pm
PILOT PRESENTATION
Theo brings home a poor report card. Much to Cliff's dismay, Denise goes on a date with Rafael, an older man who's a former merchant marine. Cliff & Clair's plans for a quiet night are ruined when Vanessa & Rudy can't sleep.
TV-G
3:48pm
THEO AND THE JOINT (Formerly- THE JOINT
Cliff and Clair are concerned when they find a marijuana cigarette in Theo's schoolbook. Theo is upset that someone has planted the joint in his book, so he goes out of his way to find the culprit who set him up.
TV-G
4:24pm
MRS. WESTLAKE
When Cliff invites Theo's math teacher, Mrs. Westlake, and her husband to dinner, Theo prepares himself for what promises to be the worst night of his life. But the family is surprised when she turns out to be a charming woman.
TV-G
5:00pm
THEO AND COCKROACH
With an exam on Shakespeare's "Macbeth" less than two days away, Theo and his friend Cockroach scheme to pass the test without reading the play. Meanwhile, the Huxtables enjoy the snow by having a snowball fight.
TV-G
5:36pm
THEO'S HOLIDAY
Theo is sure that in a few years he'll easily be a fashion model, have a great car and apartment, and plenty of money. So the Huxtables stage a scheme to prove to him that living on your own is not what it's cracked up to be.
TV-G
6:12pm
THEO'S FLIGHT
Theo wants to take flying lessons after hearing a fighter pilot as a guest speaker at school. Meanwhile, Rudy introduces the family to her first boyfriend, a boy she clearly has wrapped around her finger.
TV-G
6:49pm
President Gilligan
The castaways need a well for drinking water, but nobody will do the required work.
TV-G
7:21pm
Sound Of Quacking
A bird cuts off the castaways' food supply.
TV-G
7:54pm
Goodbye Island
The castaways hope to escape the island by repairing the S.S. Minnow.
TV-G
8:27pm
The Big Gold Strike
Mr. Howell discovers a gold mine on the island, but refuses to share it with the others.
TV-G
9:00pm
Sleepover at Peggy's
Raymond is horrified when he thinks his "cookie nemesis" flirted with him.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Who's Next
Debra gets annoyed with Ray when he seems pleased that shes picked one of her attractive friends to replace her if she dies.
TV-PG
10:00pm
The Shower
Debra gives a bridal shower for Amy, but her good intentions get sidetracked by Marie's overzealous participation.
TV-PG
10:30pm
The Bachelor Party
Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Robert's Wedding Part 1
Like their relationship, Robert and Amys road to the altar is rocky.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Robert's Wedding Part 2
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a wedding ceremony that has the Barone family tradition written all over it.
TV-PG