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| Time | Show | Episode |
| 8:00am |
Programmed for Murder
There is something strange about a software expert's sudden death from bleeding ulcers that just doesn't compute.
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TV-PG |
| 9:00am |
Voodoo Magic
Against their parents' orders, Wally and Beaver decide to go to a double feature about voodoo magic.
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TV-G |
| 9:30am |
Part Time Genius
Beaver scores one of the highest grades on an intelligence test his class takes.
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TV-G |
| 10:00am |
The Talented Neighborhood
When his show announces a talent contest, Rob finds himself besieged by the parents of neighborhood prodigies. Barry Livingston guest-stars.
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TV-G |
| 10:30am |
A Word a Day
Richie's expanding vocabulary starts to branch out in unexpected directions. William Schallert guest-stars.
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TV-G |
| 11:00am |
Andy the New Mayor
Andy butts heads with the town's strict new mayor (Parley Baer).
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TV-G |
| 11:30am |
Andy and Opie Bachelors
Peggy looks after Andy and Opie while Aunt Bee is away, but Floyds teasing causes Andy to wonder if marriage is on her mind.
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TV-G |
| 12:00pm |
End Run
A college football star learns that his leg has to be amputated and decides that he would rather die.
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TV-PG |
| 12:30pm |
Hanky Panky
B.J. consoles a nurse who receives a letter from her husband telling her that their marriage is over.
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TV-PG |
| 1:00pm |
Time Of The Jackals
Matt Dillon's efforts to recapture an escaped murderer are complicated by Kitty's jealousy of the criminal's girlfriend. Beverly Garland guest-stars.
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TV-G |
| 2:00pm |
Mannon
A ruthless, fast-draw gunman named Mannon shoots Festus, steals his mule and terrorizes Dodge City.
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TV-G |
| 4:00pm |
Broken Ballad
Gunfighter Ed Payson returns to Virginia City after his father dies to claim his father's place.
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TV-PG |
| 5:00pm |
The Many Faces Of Gideon Flinch
Gideon Flinch and his niece Jennifer check into the hotel with Flinch using the alias Homer T. Cranston.
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TV-PG |
| 6:52pm |
The General's Practitioner
Hawkeye is nominated to become a generals personal physician.
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TV-PG |
| 7:24pm |
Souvenirs
Col. Potter tries to prevent the injuries often caused when Korean children and U.S. soldiers hunt for souvenirs that turn out to be booby-trapped by the enemy.
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TV-PG |
| 7:56pm |
Talk To Me
Tim insults Jill on Tool Time, ruins dinner, and drops her ring down the furnace.
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TV-G |
| 8:28pm |
The Naked Truth
When Marty and Nancy are staying with the Taylors, Tim walks in on Nancy in the shower, thinking she is Jill.
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TV-G |
| 9:00pm |
Marie's Vision
While Raymond, Robert and Frank don't want to bring up the fact that Marie is having vision trouble, Debra decides to level with her and suggests she visit an eye doctor.
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TV-PG |
| 9:30pm |
The Thought That Counts
When Raymond lies and tells Debra that he's already bought her an incredibly thoughtful Christmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get.
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TV-PG |
| 10:00pm |
Grandpa Steals
Frank must find a way to fix his image with Ally when she catches him "sampling" some trail mix at the supermarket.
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TV-PG |
| 10:30pm |
Somebody Hates Raymond
When Rays friend Andy gets a job booking guests for a local sports radio show, Ray offers to appear as a guest, only to find out that the shows host, Jerry Musso, hates him.
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TV-PG |
| 11:00pm |
Just a Formailty
Robert finally decides to propose to Amy.
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TV-PG |
| 11:30pm |
Cello, Goodbye
Doug begins to wonder why Carrie would ever settle for a pathetic guy like him when Carrie starts doing well at work.
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TV-PG |
| 12:00am |
Paternal Affairs
Arthur wants to go out with Doug's aunt Sheila, and Doug is bothered by this, because he wants Sheila to go back to his uncle.
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TV-PG |
| 12:38am |
The Rock
A jeweler offers way more money for Carrie's ring than Doug originally paid, and they debate whether to sell it.
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TV-PG |
| 1:16am |
Road Rayge
Doug gets caught helping Ray Barone with a driving test and loses his license for a week. Ray tries to make it up to Doug and Doug ends up losing it longer when he is caught driving Ray's car by Ray's brother Robert, a cop.
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TV-PG |
| 1:54am |
Guilt By Imagination
Dan has a hard time concealing the fact that he had lunch with an old flame.
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TV-PG |
| 2:27am |
O Say Can You Ski
Maxwell uses a ski trip to take Fran's mind off trying to get pregnant.
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TV-PG |
| 3:00am |
In-Law Who Came Forever
Fran's Aunt Frieda evicts Sylvia and Morty from their apartment.
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TV-PG |
| 3:30am |
Will the Real Jack Tripper
Larry uses Jack's name with a recent girlfriend, and the woman shows up at the apartment pregnant.
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TV-PG |
| 4:00am |
Days of Beer and Weeds
The roommates are wondering if the Ropers' garden has gone to "pot."
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TV-PG |
| 4:30am |
Guilt By Imagination
Dan has a hard time concealing the fact that he had lunch with an old flame.
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TV-PG |
| 5:00am |
Her Cheatin' Mind
After Tim becomes threatened by one of Jill's classmates, he joins her book club.
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TV-G |
| 5:30am |
Advise & Repent
When Jill gets an A on her psychology paper, she starts giving psychiatric advice.
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TV-G |
| 8:00am |
Stick It
Schmidt and her ex-husband Ivan are opposing counsel in a divorce case where the clients are fighting over ownership of an erotica collection.
|
TV-14 |
| 9:00am |
Party Invitation
Beaver is the only boy invited to Linda Dennison's birthday party, and he really doesn't want to go.
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TV-G |
| 9:30am |
Lumpy Rutherford
Beaver and Wally have been late to school every day because Lumpy Rutherford terrorizes them.
|
TV-G |
| 10:00am |
The Boarder Incident
While his wife is away, Buddy moves in with the Petries and quickly wears out his welcome.
|
TV-G |
| 10:30am |
Father of the Week
Rob's paternal pride suffers a cruel shock when he finds out that his six-year-old son is ashamed of him.
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TV-G |
| 11:00am |
The Cow Thief
When cows in Mayberry begin to disappear, Mayor Stoner brings in a special investigator.
|
TV-G |
| 11:30am |
Barney Mends a Broken Heart
Barney, believing that Andy has split up with Peggy, begins a find-a-girl-for-Andy movement.
|
TV-G |
| 12:00pm |
The General's Practitioner
Hawkeye is nominated to become a generals personal physician.
|
TV-PG |
| 12:30pm |
Souvenirs
Col. Potter tries to prevent the injuries often caused when Korean children and U.S. soldiers hunt for souvenirs that turn out to be booby-trapped by the enemy.
|
TV-PG |
| 1:00pm |
GoldTown
Two hillbillies attempt to swindle the townspeople of Dodge City by selling them worthless mining claims.
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TV-G |
| 2:00pm |
The Mark Of Cain
A respected rancher is found to have been the notoriously cruel commandant of a Civil War prison camp. Nehemiah Persoff guest-stars.
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TV-G |
| 3:00pm |
The Friendship
Joe is saved by Danny Kidd, a young man who was orphaned very young and in the prison system most of his life.
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TV-PG |
| 4:00pm |
The Countess
The Ponderosa is visited by an old friend who is now Lady Linda Chadwick.
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TV-PG |
| 5:00pm |
The Horse Breaker
Ponderosa horse-breaker Johnny Lightly is paralyzed in a fall from a horse and is moved to the house to begin his therapy with doctor's assistant Ann Davis.
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TV-PG |
| 6:00pm |
Post Op
The camp runs out of blood, and everyone in the compound donates every 48 hours to try to fill the need.
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TV-PG |
| 6:32pm |
Margaret's Marriage
Under pressure from Frank to make a decision about her love life, Margaret decides to marry Donald Penobscott.
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TV-PG |
| 7:05pm |
Fallen Idol
Hawkeye recommends that Radar look for female companionship at someplace called the Pink Pagoda in Seoul.
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TV-PG |
| 7:43pm |
Tool Time After Dark (Part 1)
Despite Jill's advice, Tim stays up all night watching Tool Time tapes because of his upset stomach from eating too much Polish food.
|
TV-G |
| 8:21pm |
Tool Time After Dark (Part 2)
Despite Jill's advice, Tim stays up all night watching Tool Time tapes because of his upset stomach from eating too much Polish food.
|
TV-G |
| 9:00pm |
The Disciplinarian
Tired of being labeled the evil witch around the house, Debra convinces Ray that its his turn to discipline the kids.
|
TV-PG |
| 9:30pm |
Meeting the Parents
Robert is caught in a compromising position by Amy's parents when they arrive unexpectedly at her apartment.
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TV-PG |
| 10:00pm |
The Plan
When Robert is put in charge of selecting his wedding invitations, Ray suggests he intentionally botch the assignment so that Amy will let Robert off the hook with their wedding chores.
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TV-PG |
| 10:30pm |
Sleepover at Peggy's
Raymond is horrified when he thinks his "cookie nemesis" flirted with him.
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TV-PG |
| 11:00pm |
Who's Next
Debra gets annoyed with Ray when he seems pleased that shes picked one of her attractive friends to replace her if she dies.
|
TV-PG |
| 11:30pm |
The Rock
A jeweler offers way more money for Carrie's ring than Doug originally paid, and they debate whether to sell it.
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TV-PG |