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Season 3 E 13 • 01/01/2014

Stuart's sister, Nicki (Leah Remini), shows up with unexpected news about her marriage, while Phil and Eden consider a threes

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Holly, a divorce attorney, sets up her newly single client Stuart with his new roommates Phil and Haskell, who help him adjust to post-married life.

Phil uses Holly's assistant Eden as bait to sign a star horse jockey, but the jockey only has eyes for Holly, and Haskell urges Stuart to sell his clock collection.

Holly plays matchmaker for Stuart and accidentally sets him up with a prostitute, and Haskell embellishes his life on social media to make his ex-wife jealous.

Lutz and the Real Girl

Haskell has Phil pretend to be him when his online girlfriend surprises him with a visit, while Stuart and Holly encounter a homeless man in the laundry room.

An Inconvenient Tooth

Stuart's work-life imbalance shifts after Phil sleeps with his dental assistant and doesn't call her, while Holly's clothes have a better social life on Eden.

A Very Wrong Engagement

Holly's mom (Judith Light) visits, and Holly takes over the guys’ apartment because she lived there with her ex and hasn't yet told her mom that the engagement is off.

Stuart acts as interpreter when Phil meets a Serbian lingerie model, Haskell buys a coffin as an investment, and Holly tries to make a good impression on a neighbor.

Stuart takes Phil to his favorite restaurant, where Phil learns his ex-wife is engaged, then later discovers her fiancee cheating, while Holly can't read a colleague's signals.

When Holly Broke Kevin

Holly starts dating Phil's top client, an all-star basketball player (Amar'e Stoudemire), and it affects his game, while Haskell recruits Stuart into sports betting.

The Ex Always Rings Twice

Holly needs one of the guys to pretend to be her boyfriend to prove to her cheating ex that she's moved on, and a former neighbor tells Stuart his ex-wife is engaged.

Holly sends the guys to couples therapy to resolve their issues with one another, but it turns out that she -- and her lack of boundaries -- is the problem.

Holly walks in on Stuart getting out of the shower and shares the "big" news with Phil and Haskell, making everyone feel a little unsettled.

Stuart tries too hard to fit in with Phil's friends, while Holly goes on a practice date with Haskell -- who turns out to have many hidden talents.

Stuart's about to reunite with his dog, Chopin, but Phil loses him in the park, while Holly uncovers a big secret between her boss and Eden.

Phil tries to land a new client, which brings the guys to a strip club where Stuart suffers a concussion, while Eden shows Holly the power of cleavage with a new bra.

Holly tries to train Stuart in ballroom dancing to impress his ex in a competition, while Phil meets his match in a woman who lives in the building.

Three Men and a Maybe

Holly freaks out about waiting too long to have a baby, so the guys try to find eligible bachelors and even volunteer themselves as sperm donors.

How Holly Got Her Groove Back

Holly's determined to find out how her work crush, Paul, feels about her, while Stuart hires a maid to help relieve him of housework -- but she takes care of Haskell instead.

The guys finally come around to Holly's new boyfriend, Paul, who invites them to an exclusive party, but they discover en route that he still lives with his ex-wife.

Holly fabricates a happy same-sex relationship -- and pregnancy -- with Eden to one-up her hard-to-impress sister, while the guys enjoy the high of Stuart's home cooking.

Phil's womanizing tennis star client stays with the guys to avoid paparazzi but comes out of the closet and on to Stuart, while Haskell and Holly compete over tending to Eden.

Pirates of the Care of Eden

Phil lets the gang tour his boss's yacht, but it sets sail with them still aboard, and as the stowaways try to formulate an escape plan, Eden's water breaks.

The guys accidentally break Holly's beloved vibrator and scramble to fix (or replace) it before she realizes that her bedroom "heat" has been extinguished.

The Holly's Buddies Story

Paul wants to spend more quality time with Holly and orders the guys to stay away from her, forcing Holly to choose between poker night and date night.

Holly tries to get over her breakup and makes friends with Haskell's date, Phil hits it off with a born-again virgin, and Stuart is all sex, no talk with Sabrina.

Holly finds out her ex Paul is seeing someone new, so the guys secretly set up an online dating profile for her and learn what it's like to date as a woman.

Ex-wife Margo recovers from amnesia at Haskell's, where she thinks they're still happily married, while Phil and Stuart spend the night at Holly's.

Take This Job and Shove It

When Phil and Holly make a pact to demand promotions at work, Holly balks and Phil gets fired, so she tries to get his job back, and Stuart dates a Brit with gnarly teeth.

Holly and Eden date two charming Frenchmen who shower them with gifts and glam and might be too good to be true, while Phil and Haskell train Stuart to confront a bully.

Phil opens his own agency and needs Eden to sign his first client, Haskell temps as Holly's assistant for a quick paycheck, and Stuart tracks down his one negative Yelper.

The Hand That Robs The Cradle

Holly connects with a much younger law student, Phil and Eden explore being friends with benefits, and Haskell ends up stealing his new crush's cat.

My Ex-Boyfriend's Wedding

Holly attends Paul's wedding as the jealous ex, Phil and Eden pretend not to have feelings for each other, and Haskell targets the most desperate woman at the wedding.

After Eden confesses to Holly that she sometimes fakes her orgasms with Phil, Holly lets it spill to Stuart and Haskell, and word gets back to Phil.

How The Grinch Spent Xmas

Holly coerces the group to spend the Christmas holiday together but ditches them when she meets a handsome foreigner at the airport.

Stuart's sister, Nicki (Leah Remini), shows up with unexpected news about her marriage, while Phil and Eden consider a threes

Phil is named one of NYC's top eligible bachelors, so for one night, he pretends to be single and Eden goes out with her friends; meanwhile, Stuart dates his evil ex's twin.

Nicki's new start in the city disrupts Stuart's and Phil's lives, while Haskell and Eden have ulterior motives in encouraging a bartender/actor to pursue his dreams.

Friends Without Benefits

Haskell hatches a plan to win over Nicki by setting her up with a man named "Pete," while Stuart and Phil sneak into Stuart's old house for a last look before his ex sells it.

Phil unknowingly sleeps with Nicki's friend who's joining a convent, while Haskell and Eden share nursing duties after Holly slips and falls.

When Haskell Met Sammy

Holly accidentally sets Haskell up with Sam, a gay man, while Stuart helps Phil get over his fear of funerals to pay his respects to an old coach.

When Stuart's date bails on an important work dinner, Nicki fills in, while Phil and Haskell decide to get vasectomies together.

The Old Man and The Holly

Holly falls for an older, successful man who lives in an assisted living facility, while Nicki approaches Phil with a proposition.

The Devil Wears Hanes

Holly plays Cupid for Haskell and Nicki, who want to take things slow, while Stuart plays Cupid for Phil and his high school crush.

The Wedding Unplanner

Holly lets her own failed engagement burrow its way into representing Nicki in her divorce, while Phil tries to maintain his youth by dating a young coed.

Holly's search for a husband for the wedding she forgot to cancel leads her to join a grief support group, while Phil develops a lisp right before an important TV appearance.

An Officer and a Dental Man

A beautiful woman chooses Haskell over Phil, who believes the only possible explanation is that she's a man, while Stuart sleeps with a woman who thinks he's a war hero.

Oh Brother Here Art Thou

Haskell's estranged brother reappears to ask for a kidney, while Holly mentors a legal-minded teen who enjoys Eden's job more than Holly's.

Holly throws a birthday party for Stuart and Nicki to impress the new guy in town, but Nicki and Stuart's dad shows up and ruins everything.

Catch It 'Cause You Can

The boys' trip to Akron, Ohio, for a big event honoring Haskell's bowling career gets called off after they're quarantined, while Holly secretly rewrites Eden's college paper.

At a charity auction, Haskell wins a police ride-along, Phil scores dinner with his favorite TV mom, and Stuart and Holly get a cooking lesson from a celebrity chef.

Holly sneaks into the sorority Eden is pledging to find out why it rejected her in college, while Haskell pretends the apartment is an Airbnb for an attractive tourist.

Holly Franklin Goes To Washington

Holly introduces the group to her new congressman boyfriend, who is on board with her wedding plans -- but for his own political motives.

Holly and her congressional boyfriend hit the rocks when a newspaper publishes a scandalous photo of her, and Haskell hatches an app idea, Pee Harmony, but needs an investor.

Haskell and his business partner, Nicki, strike it rich with Pee Harmony, while single Holly's wedding day finally arrives and she decides to marry herself.

Back from her honeymoon in Paris, Holly receives Eric, a voice-activated virtual assistant, as a gift and becomes overly attached to it.

Holly tries to avoid getting attached by dating down, while Haskell throws his success in doubters' faces but stashes his cash in a couch that Stuart donates to Goodwill.

Stuart recruits Phil to his a cappella group for a big championship, and Holly draws up Haskell's will to protect his fortune but seeks revenge when she's left out of it.

The 40-Year-Old Her-Gin

Nicki returns from her European vacation with a French female lover, and Holly realizes she's the only woman in the group who hasn't been with another woman.

Haskell Doesn't Live Here Anymore

After a fight with Phil and Stuart about taking up too much space with his newfound wealth, Haskell moves out, but Holly desperately tries to keep the group together.

Holly presses for more partner responsibility and, as a result, has to fire someone for the first time, while when Phil lands a movie role, sparks fly with his A-list co-star.

10 Things They Hate About You

Phil calls the paparazzi to his first date with Zoey, and Holly has to bail him out -- on the red carpet -- while Haskell and Stuart see who can get more Twitter followers.

Holly and Nicki compete over the same guy -- a handsome dermatologist -- during a girls' night out, and Phil realizes he's basically Zoey's boy toy.

Stuart buys a restaurant after Holly convinces him to quit his dental practice, while Haskell encourages Margo to finally marry her fiancé to end his alimony payments.

Still in love with Margo, Haskell tries to stop her wedding -- the same wedding Stuart and Holly convinced her to hold at their restaurant.

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