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Season 1 E 3 • 04/13/2016

George's manager Olly and image consultant Gabrielo tell him he must sacrifice his lawn in drought-stricken Los Angeles to build his brand.

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After a botched attempt at online dating, George adopts a rescue dog, but his dating woes are far from over.

Down and Drought in Beverly Hills

George's manager Olly and image consultant Gabrielo tell him he must sacrifice his lawn in drought-stricken Los Angeles to build his brand.

When George's girlfriend Sheila encourages him to throw a party in order to get to know his neighbors, some uninvited guests stop by the house.

George offers to buy championship rings for a San Fernando baseball team and debates buying a plot of land in his old neighborhood.

George Hosts a Golf Tournament

George hosts a celebrity golf tournament to help him land a Vegas residency show, while Erica secretly runs off to Burning Man.

My $uper $weet $ixteen

George plans a lavish sweet 16 party for Erica, but another dad has booked the same date for his own daughter, and neither he nor George are willing to reschedule.

George finds himself looking for a new opening act when he learns Maronzio wants to start headlining on his own.

George agrees to be roasted, then finds out his ex-wife has claimed legal ownership of all the jokes he wrote during their marriage.

With his Vegas residency on the horizon and his old set off-limits, George must come up with a brand-new act.

Fear and Loving on the Way to Las Vegas

On his way to Vegas, George's car breaks down in the desert, where he meets a strange couple that is slightly obsessed with him.

George fires his team and starts fresh with a new act in Vegas but has second thoughts when he realizes the show doesn't reflect who he is.

George walks out on his Las Vegas residency, and George's driver Manolo is released from prison and brings with him a new roommate, his former cellmate Hector.

Moving On and Moving In

George and Olly pitch a new television show to ABC, while Manolo starts school to earn his GED.

George struggles with being politcally correct as he tries to convince transgender actor Coco to join the cast of his show-in-progress "Valleys," while Manolo deals with bullying at school.

George Dates His Daughter

Masiela Luca -- who played George's daughter on George's old sitcom "George Lopez" -- asks him on a date, and Olly takes on yet another responsibility as Manolo's tutor.

No Country Club for Young Men

George gets Hector a job at his country club, while Olly's free-spirited sister Pfeiffer comes to town, throwing Olly for a loop.

George goes on home shopping channel GVN to sell his grill and strikes up a romance with Lori, the wealthy woman who owns the channel.

George takes a guest lecturer gig at San Fernando Valley University, while Pfeiffer's dating habits get in the way of Olly's career.

After George offends his fan base, he guests on a Latino talk show to make amends, and Hector makes a solo appearance on GVN without George knowing.

Cuck You, George Lopez

George's friends tease him about Lori controlling their relationship, and Manolo recovers from laser eye surgery.

In order to save "Valleys," ABC asks George to meet with Coco, who has been abusing drugs and alcohol.

The table read for "Valleys" seems to be a success until ABC asks George to change almost everything about the show.

George and Olly go rogue to fundraise for "Valleys" without ABC, Manolo earns his GED, and Lori tells George she's moving to London.

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