Season 1 E 8 • 05/18/2016

George considers getting a new opening act when he finds out that Maronzio has other career goals.

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George gets auctioned off at his daughter's elite private school fundraiser attended by his enemies. He doesn't want to embarrass himself or his daughter, or get bought by Snoop Dogg.

After a failed attempt at trying to find companionship on a dating app, George decides to adopt a rescue dog and ends up getting a date with the dog rescue volunteer, who may or may not have googled him.

Down and Drought in Beverly Hills

George gets into a Twitter war with a spurned, angry groupie. In trying to capitalize on that attention, George has to choose between the lawn that he loves and the opportunity to build himself a brand.

George's new girlfriend forces him to throw a neighborhood party that puts him outside of his comfort zone. It doesn’t go well.

George gets back to his roots. He offers to buy championship rings for the local baseball team and considers buying land in his old neighborhood.

George Hosts a Golf Tournament

George hosts a celebrity golf tournament to bolster his Vegas residency credentials in the midst of personal chaos with his AWOL daughter.

My $uper $weet $ixteen

When his wealth and status are questioned, George plans a big LA birthday party for his daughter. The date of his party conflicts with a party hosted by a wealthy dad at the school. Who will budge first?

George considers getting a new opening act when he finds out that Maronzio has other career goals.

George agrees to be roasted before finding out his wife is legally tying up his jokes, leaving him without an act. Will he be able to change her mind or get out of the roast in time?

George's frustrations keep mounting due to troubles with the communities at both his Beverly Hills and San Fernando properties. He needs to get away from it all.

Fear and Loving on the Way to Las Vegas

George has car trouble and gets stranded in the desert on the way to Las Vegas. He is "helped" by a couple with a secret. Is it Misery? And is he James Caan?

George fires everyone and makes one last big push for his Vegas residency show but then has second thoughts when things get out of control.

George quits his Las Vegas residency, causing big problems. Manolo gets out of jail and introduces his roommate, Hector, to everyone.

Moving On and Moving In

George and Olly pitch his new show idea to the network. Manolo is nervous about starting school to get his GED and Hector nearly destroys a bakery.

George has to navigate political correctness in order to convince a transgender actress to co-star in “Valleys.” Meanwhile, Manolo has problems with bullies at school and Maronzio starts a podcast.

George Dates His Daughter

George is asked out on a date by a beautiful woman: the actress who played his daughter on his old TV show. Olly starts tutoring Manolo.

No Country Club for Young Men

George gets Hector a job at his country club, but he falls in with a bad crowd of rich kids. Olly's little sister rolls back into town while Manolo struggles to stay focused in his GED class.

George appears on a home shopping channel to sell his grill and meets Lori, a billionairess. Manolo gets glasses.

George and Lori continue seeing each other while his gig as a guest lecturer at a local university goes badly. Manolo starts seeing his teacher after hours and Olly’s sister’s dating life becomes intertwined with Olly’s work.

After alienating some of his core Latino fans, George appears as a guest on Platanito, a Latino talk show hosted by a clown. Hector makes his solo debut on the home shopping channel and Manolo and his teacher heat up.

Cuck You George Lopez

George’s friends have him worried that Lori wears the pants in their relationship. Pfeiffer complicates Olly’s work life, and Manolo gets laser eye surgery to please Wendy.

The future of George's TV show is put in jeopardy by his co-star's wild behavior. Maronzio tries to woo his ex. Hector has a problem selling at work, which gets George and Lori talking again.

At the big table read for Valleys, George and the network see don’t see eye to eye. Maronzio hits rock bottom and falls in with a new, life-changing crowd.

George makes some big decisions with his professional and personal life. Everyone celebrates a big milestone for Manolo.

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