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Season 3 E 23 • 05/30/2012

Victoria gets her soap opera creator and costar onboard to resurrect the show as an app, with blatant product placements.

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At Max's lake house, Melanie finds out the new man in her life is actually Joy's ex-fiance Kyle, and a spider with paralyzing effects runs rampant.

Joy's former beau Colin and Victoria both go undercover in fat suits to vie for a local news award, and Melanie accidentally finds herself in a Sexaholics Anonymous meeting.

To get into an exclusive country club, the women attend a charity event, where Elka plots revenge on a high-ranking member who fired her there in 1947.

Everything Goes Better with Vampires

The women get stuck in the house with their lazy maid, Elka's friend Mamie Sue, a Rick Springfield doppelganger and an obnoxious intellectual.

Claus, Tails & High-Pitched Males: Birthdates 3

On their annual day to fix each other up, the women date a former priest, Santa, a guy with a high voice and the captain from the gay cruise they went on.

Victoria unveils her line of shoes during Cleveland's fashion week, and Joy falls for George, a witty, upbeat man with only a few months left to live.

Bye George, I Think He's Got It!

Elka sees her twin sister for the first time in forty years, and Joy agrees to marry George, knowing she won't have to tolerate his idiosyncrasies for long.

Melanie, Victoria and Joy are desperate to get their friend back together with a doctor to continue getting their Botox treatments.

After their selfish behavior creates a rift between hairdressers Christopher and Pierre, the women have had enough of living with each other.

Victoria hopes an unearthed Lincoln letter will distract from her Mrs. Ladypants commercial airing in the U.S., while Joy exaggerates her breast size over CB radio.

What's Behind the Door?

Victoria gets her soap opera creator and costar onboard to resurrect the show as an app, with blatant product placements.

After their selfish behavior creates a rift between hairdressers Christopher and Pierre, the women have had enough of living with each other.

That Changes Everything

Joy finds out she's a grandmother, Elka gets the upper hand with Pierre, Victoria lands a prime film role, and Melanie is hired by PR firm co-owner Chloe.

A Midwinter Night's Sex Comedy

Chloe has Melanie spy on Alec, Victoria is resistant to gaining weight for her Woody Allen film role, and Joy is inspired by her infant grandson Wilbur to go back to college.

Melanie pretends to be dating respected actor Emmet Lawson to make Alec jealous, while Joy's attempt to fit in at college is mocked by Elka and her millennial study group.

Elka and Mamie Sue trick Joy into doing an ad for their senior dating service, Melanie obsessively texts an unresponsive Alec, and Victoria has a fake affair with Emmet.

A Box Full of Puppies

In a vet's office, Victoria fights with her daughter Oscar, Joy meets a hot firefighter named Sean, and Mamie Sue reconnects with her old classmate Tommy.

Cleveland Fantasy Con

While cosplaying, Melanie, Alec, Chloe, Joy and Sean get into a romantically complicated situation, as Victoria heads to Italy to investigate if Emmet is cheating on her.

While in church for Wilbur's christening, a reverend mediates Joy's friction with her mother, as well as Melanie's deception of Victoria with phony weight-loss candy.

Victoria's treatment of Joy as an underling strains their friendship, Melanie goes overboard in making Alec think he's a sexual dynamo, and baby Wilbur says his first words.

Victoria wants Emmet to finalize his divorce from his ex, Joy takes the virginity of a young doctor, and Melanie and Elka comfort their distraught mailman.

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