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Everything Goes Better with Vampires

Season 3 E 16 • 03/28/2012

The women get stuck in the house with their lazy maid, Elka's friend Mamie Sue, a Rick Springfield doppelganger and an obnoxious intellectual.

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S3 • E6
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How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?

Waiting to use the women's restroom at a Browns game, Melanie, Victoria and Joy recount to Elka how they all originally met on a Beverly Hill's hotel rooftop in the 80s.
01/04/2012
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S3 • E7
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Two Girls and a Rhino

Elka and Joy spend three days in a zoo habitat to save a rhino species on the edge of extinction, and Melanie and Victoria date two men with vastly different occupations.
01/11/2012
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S3 • E8
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God and Football

Melanie dates the Browns' dim-witted kicker, Victoria emerges from a near-death experience believing Elka is God, and Joy struggles to give up her vices.
01/18/2012
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S3 • E9
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Love Is Blind

Victoria's daughter Emmy and Melanie's son Will break the news that they're engaged to each other, and Joy dates a 22-year-old who literally can't see her actual age.
01/25/2012
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S3 • E10
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Life with Lucci

When "All My Children" is cancelled, Susan Lucci shows up at the house hoping that Victoria will be sympathetic, only for Victoria to be suspicious of her true intentions.
02/01/2012
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S3 • E11
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I’m with the Band

To make Johnny jealous, Victoria throws herself at his alcoholic ex-bandmate, while Melanie makes out with a man whom she thinks is the lead singer of the band Bread.
02/08/2012
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S3 • E12
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Lost Loves, Pt. 1

As Victoria reunites with her first ex-husband, Melanie goes after her high school crush, Joy tries to meet up with her ex-fiancee Kyle, and Elka gets back together with Max.
02/15/2012
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S3 • E13
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Tangled Web, Pt. 2

At Max's lake house, Melanie finds out the new man in her life is actually Joy's ex-fiance Kyle, and a spider with paralyzing effects runs rampant.
03/07/2012
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S3 • E14
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Hot & Heavy

Joy's former beau Colin and Victoria both go undercover in fat suits to vie for a local news award, and Melanie accidentally finds herself in a Sexaholics Anonymous meeting.
03/14/2012
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S3 • E15
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Rubber Ball

To get into an exclusive country club, the women attend a charity event, where Elka plots revenge on a high-ranking member who fired her there in 1947.
03/21/2012
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S3 • E16
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Everything Goes Better with Vampires

The women get stuck in the house with their lazy maid, Elka's friend Mamie Sue, a Rick Springfield doppelganger and an obnoxious intellectual.
03/28/2012
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S3 • E17
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Claus, Tails & High-Pitched Males: Birthdates 3

On their annual day to fix each other up, the women date a former priest, Santa, a guy with a high voice and the captain from the gay cruise they went on.
04/11/2012
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S3 • E18
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Cruel Shoes

Victoria unveils her line of shoes during Cleveland's fashion week, and Joy falls for George, a witty, upbeat man with only a few months left to live.
04/18/2012
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S3 • E19
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Bye George, I Think He's Got It!

Elka sees her twin sister for the first time in forty years, and Joy agrees to marry George, knowing she won't have to tolerate his idiosyncrasies for long.
04/25/2012
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S3 • E20
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The Gateway Friend

Melanie, Victoria and Joy are desperate to get their friend back together with a doctor to continue getting their Botox treatments.
05/02/2012
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S3 • E21
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Some Like It Hot

After their selfish behavior creates a rift between hairdressers Christopher and Pierre, the women have had enough of living with each other.
05/09/2012
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S3 • E22
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Storage Wars

Victoria hopes an unearthed Lincoln letter will distract from her Mrs. Ladypants commercial airing in the U.S., while Joy exaggerates her breast size over CB radio.
05/16/2012
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S3 • E23
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What's Behind the Door?

Victoria gets her soap opera creator and costar onboard to resurrect the show as an app, with blatant product placements.
05/30/2012
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S3 • E24
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Blow Outs

After their selfish behavior creates a rift between hairdressers Christopher and Pierre, the women have had enough of living with each other.
06/06/2012
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S4 • E1
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That Changes Everything

Joy finds out she's a grandmother, Elka gets the upper hand with Pierre, Victoria lands a prime film role, and Melanie is hired by PR firm co-owner Chloe.
11/28/2012
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S4 • E2
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A Midwinter Night's Sex Comedy

Chloe has Melanie spy on Alec, Victoria is resistant to gaining weight for her Woody Allen film role, and Joy is inspired by her infant grandson Wilbur to go back to college.
12/05/2012
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