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The Exes

Season 2 E 12 • 09/05/2012

The gang crashes a party on Phil's boss's yacht, where a very pregnant Eden goes into labor.

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Divorce attorney Holly (Kristen Johnston) sets up newly single Stuart with also divorced roommates: Phil (Donald Faison)and Haskell (Wayne Knight). After a rocky start with Stuart the unlikely team helps him come to terms with his new unmarried life.

"Phil (Donald Faison) uses Holly's assistant to help him land a star jockey as a client, but he's got his eyes on a bigger prize. Haskell (Wayne Knight) talks Stuart into selling sentimental mementos from his marriage but Stuart has trouble letting go."

Holly (Kristen Johnston), determined to find Stuart (David Alan Basche) a date, introduces him to a woman who turns out to be a true professional. Haskell (Wayne Knight) invents a fabulous online lifestyle for himself in order to one-up his ex-wife.

A Very Wrong Engagement

Phil (Donald Faison), Stuart (David Alan Basche), and Haskell (Wayne Knight) are forced to trade apartments with Holly (Kristen Johnston) when her mother (Judith Light) comes for a visit because Holly never told her mother her engagement ended months ago. Guest Star: Judith Light

Phil (Donald Faison) meets a foreign lingerie model who doesn't speak English and Stuart (David Alan Basche) has to act as interpreter. Eden helps Holly overcome a bad first impression with a handsome neighbor. Haskell buys a coffin as an investment.

When the guys can't resolve their differences, Holly sends the three of them to couples' therapy, where they discover that Holly is the problem.

The gang's relationships are thrown out of whack when Holly discovers there's way more to Stuart than meets the eye.

Holly takes Haskell on a practice date, and finds herself blown away by Haskell's hidden talents. Stuart embarrasses Phil when he tries way too hard to fit in with Phil's friends.

Holly tries to get to the bottom of a big secret between Eden and her boss. Stuart is about to be reunited with his beloved dog – until Phil loses him.

Phil’s quest to land a new client puts the boys in a strip club, and Stuart in the hospital. Holly’s new “magic bra” works wonders.

Holly volunteers to help Stuart impress his ex at a ballroom dance competition, but Holly’s “talent” hurts more than it helps. Phil meets his match in a woman who beats him at his own game.

Three Men and a Maybe

Holly rushes to look for sperm donors when she finds out her biological clock is rounding midnight. The guys pledge to find her the perfect match—and who could be more perfect than themselves?

How Holly Got Her Groove Back

Holly's office crush Paul returns to work, and she is determined to find out how he feels about her once and for all. Stuart, sick of doing all the cleaning himself hires a maid, who quickly turns Haskell's life upside down.

After giving Holly's new boyfriend Paul a hard time, the guys make amends and Paul invites them to the party of a lifetime. But on the way, Stuart discovers that Paul's ex-wife might still be in the picture.

Desperate to impress her perfect sister Jill, Holly invents an alternative lifestyle for herself that quickly spirals out of control. Meanwhile, the guys are riding high on a "special" dish cooked up by Stuart.

Phil's client, tennis star Chuck Feeney, stays with the guys to hide from the paparazzi. But Chuck the ladies man turns out to be more of a man's man. Haskell and Holly compete over who can take better care of pregnant Eden. Guest star: Zach Braff

Pirates of the Care of Eden

The gang crashes a party on Phil's boss's yacht, where a very pregnant Eden goes into labor.

When the guys accidentally break Holly's vibrator, they scramble to fix it before she finds out so it doesn't ruin their friendship. Guest star: Jodi Lyn O'Keefe

The Holly's Buddies Story

Holly's boyfriend Paul orders the guys to not hang out with her when he's around. When Holly discovers what Paul did, she's forced to choose between poker night and date night. Guest Star: Diedrich Bader

Holly and Haskell compete for the affections of a woman who they both want to be a girlfriend. Stuart dates a sensitive woman and Phil dates a physical one when they discover that first impressions aren't always right. Guest stars: Stacey Dash, Missi Pyle

When Holly despairs about dating again, the guys secretly create an online dating profile for her and discover what dating is like from a woman's perspective. Guest star: Grant Show

Haskell's ex-wife Margo gets amnesia after an accident and stays with Haskell to recover, only she thinks they're still married. Phil and Stuart spend the night in Holly's place and get to know her intimate sleeping behavior.

Take This Job and Shove It

When Phil and Holly make a pact to ask their bosses for raises, Phil gets fired. Holly tries to help Phil get his job back. Stuart's integrity is tested when he dates a British woman with repulsive teeth. Guest stars: Cat Deeley, Todd Stashwick, Fred Dryer

When Holly and Eden date two charming French men who shower them with gifts and glamorous living, they wonder if their dream dates are too good to be true. Phil and Haskell train Stuart on how to confront a bully at the bar.

Phil opens his own agency and enlists Eden as his temporary assistant to help sign his first client. Meanwhile, Holly hires Haskell as her temporary assistant. Stuart pursues the Yelper who smeared his practice's perfect rating.

The Hand That Robs The Cradle

Holly dates a much younger man and Eden questions his motives. Phil and Eden secretly become friends with benefits. Stuart convinces Haskell to pursue a woman he's admired from afar and ends up accidentally stealing her cat. Guest Star: Tyler Posey

My Ex-Boyfriend's Wedding

Holly attends her ex-boyfriend Paul's wedding and throws it into chaos. At the wedding Phil and Eden realize they're developing feelings for each other. Haskell sets his sights on the most desperate woman at the wedding. Guest Stars: Diedrich Bader, Nicole Sullivan

Eden shares a secret about herself and Phil with Holly, who blabs to Stuart and Haskell, testing boundaries within the group.

How The Grinch Spent Xmas

Holly convinces the gang to give up their Christmas plans to spend the holiday together, but ditches the group when she meets a handsome stranger. Guest Star: Ben Lawson

Stuart's sister Nicki (Leah Remini) shows up with some shocking news about her marriage. Phil and Eden consider bringing a guest into the bedroom. Guest Stars: Leah Remini, Crystle Stewart, Billy Malone

Phil and Eden's relationship is strained when he is named one of the top ten bachelors in New York City and has to pretend to be single. Stuart dates the twin sister of his evil ex, Sabrina. Guest Star: Missi Pyle

Nicki (Leah Remini) returns to start her new life in the city, disrupting Stuart's professional life and Phil's personal life. Haskell and Eden attend an all-nude production of "Twelve Angry Men." Guest Star: Leah Remini

Friends Without Benefits

Haskell hatches a plan to win over Nicki. Stuart and Phil visit Stuart's old home one last time before it is sold. Guest stars: Leah Remini, John Ross Bowie

Phil unknowingly sleeps with a nun and must keep Nicki from finding out. Haskell and Eden take care of a fussy Holly after she suffers an injury. Guest star: Leah Remini

When Haskell Met Sammy

Holly accidentally sets Haskell up with a gay man. Stuart helps Phil get over his fear of funerals. Guest Stars: Leah Remini, Roger Bart, Ed Quinn

Stuart asks Nicki to accompany him to an important dinner. Phil and Haskell consider getting vasectomies together. Guest Stars: Leah Remini, Tony Dovolani, Ivar Brogger

The Old Man and The Holly

Holly dates an older man only to find out he lives in an assisted living facility. Nicki comes to Phil with a proposition.

Holly Franklin Goes To Washington

Holly, over the moon, introduces the gang to her new boyfriend, Congressman Charles Hayward, but they soon begin to question his motives.

Holly’s engagement to Congressman Charles Hayward is put in jeopardy when a scandalous photo of her lands in the newspaper. Haskell has an idea for a great new app, but needs an investor.

Holly's big day arrives. Haskell and Nicki, now business partners, strike it rich.

Holly is given a voice-activated operating system as a gift and gets way to attached to him. Haskell comes into money and uses it to control Phil and Stuart.

Holly, tired of all the drama that comes with dating, decides to only pursue men she’s not interested in. Haskell takes all his money out of the bank to show it off

Stuart recruits Phil for his a cappella group and Phil leads a rebellion. Haskell leaves Holly out of his will and she seeks revenge.

The 40-Year-Old Her-Gin

Stuart’s sister Nicki comes back from her European vacation with a female lover. Holly, inspired by Nicki, decides to try dating women.

Haskell Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Phil and Stuart have a fight with Haskell and he moves out. Holly, desperate to keep them all together, sends Phil and Stuart to bring him home.

Phil’s stint on a movie set leads to romance with the female star. Holly struggles with having to fire someone for the first time.

10 Things They Hate About You

Phil makes a big mistake on his first date with a movie star so Holly has to infiltrate the red carpet to bail him out. Stuart and Haskell compete over who can get the most Twitter followers.

Holly and Nicki plan a girls’ night out, but wind up competing for the same guy. Phil realizes dating a movie star is much more difficult than he imagined.

Holly accidently convinces Stuart to quit his dental practice and buy a restaurant. Haskell, sick of paying alimony, tries to persuade his ex wife Margo to marry her fiancé

Stuart and Holly convince Margo to hold her wedding at their restaurant. Haskell, still desperately in love with Margo, tries to stop it.

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