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The Exes

Season 2 E 12 • 09/05/2012

The gang crashes a party on Phil's boss's yacht, where a very pregnant Eden goes into labor.

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Holly, a divorce attorney, sets up her newly single client Stuart with fellow divorcés -- and his new roommates -- Phil and Haskell, who help him adjust to post-married life.

Phil uses Holly's assistant Eden as bait to sign a star horse jockey, but the jockey only has eyes for Holly, and Haskell urges Stuart to sell his clock collection.

Holly plays matchmaker for Stuart and accidentally sets him up with a prostitute, and Haskell embellishes his life on social media to make his ex-wife jealous.

Lutz and the Real Girl

Haskell has Phil pretend to be him when his online girlfriend surprises him with a visit, while Stuart and Holly encounter a homeless man in the laundry room.

An Inconvenient Tooth

Stuart's work-life imbalance shifts after Phil sleeps with his dental assistant and doesn't call her, while Holly's clothes have a better social life on Eden.

A Very Wrong Engagement

Holly's mom (Judith Light) visits, and Holly takes over the guys’ apartment because she lived there with her ex and hasn't yet told her mom that the engagement is off.

Stuart acts as interpreter when Phil meets a Serbian lingerie model, Haskell buys a coffin as an investment, and Holly tries to make a good impression on a neighbor.

Stuart takes Phil to his favorite restaurant, where Phil learns his ex-wife is engaged, then later discovers her fiancee cheating, while Holly can't read a colleague's signals.

When Holly Broke Kevin

Holly starts dating Phil's top client, an all-star basketball player (Amar'e Stoudemire), and it affects his game, while Haskell recruits Stuart into sports betting.

The Ex Always Rings Twice

Holly needs one of the guys to pretend to be her boyfriend to prove to her cheating ex that she's moved on, and a former neighbor tells Stuart his ex-wife is engaged.

When the guys can't resolve their differences, Holly sends the three of them to couples' therapy, where they discover that Holly is the problem.

Holly walks in on Stuart getting out of the shower and shares the "big" news with Phil and Haskell, making everyone feel a little unsettled.

Stuart tries too hard to fit in with Phil's friends, while Holly goes on a practice date with Haskell -- who turns out to have many hidden talents.

Holly tries to get to the bottom of a big secret between Eden and her boss. Stuart is about to be reunited with his beloved dog – until Phil loses him.

Phil tries to land a new client, which brings the guys to a strip club where Stuart suffers a concussion, while Eden shows Holly the power of cleavage with a new bra.

Holly tries to train Stuart in ballroom dancing to impress his ex in a competition, while Phil meets his match in a woman who lives in the building.

Three Men and a Maybe

Holly rushes to look for sperm donors when she finds out her biological clock is rounding midnight. The guys pledge to find her the perfect match—and who could be more perfect than themselves?

How Holly Got Her Groove Back

Holly's determined to find out how her work crush, Paul, feels about her, while Stuart hires a maid to help relieve him of housework -- but she takes care of Haskell instead.

The guys finally come around to Holly's new boyfriend, Paul, who invites them to an exclusive party, but they discover en route that he still lives with his ex-wife.

Desperate to impress her perfect sister Jill, Holly invents an alternative lifestyle for herself that quickly spirals out of control. Meanwhile, the guys are riding high on a "special" dish cooked up by Stuart.

Phil's womanizing tennis star client stays with the guys to avoid paparazzi but comes out of the closet and on to Stuart, while Haskell and Holly compete over tending to Eden.

Pirates of the Care of Eden

The gang crashes a party on Phil's boss's yacht, where a very pregnant Eden goes into labor.

When the guys accidentally break Holly's vibrator, they scramble to fix it before she finds out so it doesn't ruin their friendship. Guest star: Jodi Lyn O'Keefe

The Holly's Buddies Story

Holly's boyfriend Paul orders the guys to not hang out with her when he's around. When Holly discovers what Paul did, she's forced to choose between poker night and date night. Guest Star: Diedrich Bader

Holly tries to get over her breakup and makes friends with Haskell's date, Phil hits it off with a born-again virgin, and Stuart is all sex, no talk with Sabrina.

When Holly despairs about dating again, the guys secretly create an online dating profile for her and discover what dating is like from a woman's perspective. Guest star: Grant Show

Ex-wife Margo recovers from amnesia at Haskell's, where she thinks they're still happily married, while Phil and Stuart spend the night at Holly's.

Take This Job and Shove It

When Phil and Holly make a pact to ask their bosses for raises, Phil gets fired. Holly tries to help Phil get his job back. Stuart's integrity is tested when he dates a British woman with repulsive teeth. Guest stars: Cat Deeley, Todd Stashwick, Fred Dryer

When Holly and Eden date two charming French men who shower them with gifts and glamorous living, they wonder if their dream dates are too good to be true. Phil and Haskell train Stuart on how to confront a bully at the bar.

Phil opens his own agency and enlists Eden as his temporary assistant to help sign his first client. Meanwhile, Holly hires Haskell as her temporary assistant. Stuart pursues the Yelper who smeared his practice's perfect rating.

The Hand That Robs The Cradle

Holly dates a much younger man and Eden questions his motives. Phil and Eden secretly become friends with benefits. Stuart convinces Haskell to pursue a woman he's admired from afar and ends up accidentally stealing her cat. Guest Star: Tyler Posey

My Ex-Boyfriend's Wedding

Holly attends her ex-boyfriend Paul's wedding and throws it into chaos. At the wedding Phil and Eden realize they're developing feelings for each other. Haskell sets his sights on the most desperate woman at the wedding. Guest Stars: Diedrich Bader, Nicole Sullivan

After Eden confesses to Holly that she sometimes fakes her orgasms with Phil, Holly lets it spill to Stuart and Haskell, and word gets back to Phil.

How The Grinch Spent Xmas

Holly convinces the gang to give up their Christmas plans to spend the holiday together, but ditches the group when she meets a handsome stranger. Guest Star: Ben Lawson

Stuart's sister Nicki (Leah Remini) shows up with unexpected news about her marriage, and Phil and Eden consider a threesome.

Phil and Eden's relationship is strained when he is named one of the top ten bachelors in New York City and has to pretend to be single. Stuart dates the twin sister of his evil ex, Sabrina. Guest Star: Missi Pyle

Nicki (Leah Remini) returns to start her new life in the city, disrupting Stuart's professional life and Phil's personal life. Haskell and Eden attend an all-nude production of "Twelve Angry Men." Guest Star: Leah Remini

Friends Without Benefits

Haskell hatches a plan to win over Nicki by setting her up with a man named "Pete," while Stuart and Phil sneak into Stuart's old house for a last look before his ex sells it.

Phil unknowingly sleeps with a nun and must keep Nicki from finding out. Haskell and Eden take care of a fussy Holly after she suffers an injury. Guest star: Leah Remini

When Haskell Met Sammy

Holly accidentally sets Haskell up with a gay man, and Stuart helps Phil get over his fear of funerals to pay his respects to an old coach.

Stuart asks Nicki to accompany him to an important dinner. Phil and Haskell consider getting vasectomies together. Guest Stars: Leah Remini, Tony Dovolani, Ivar Brogger

The Old Man and The Holly

Holly dates an older man only to find out he lives in an assisted living facility. Nicki comes to Phil with a proposition.

Holly Franklin Goes To Washington

Holly, over the moon, introduces the gang to her new boyfriend, Congressman Charles Hayward, but they soon begin to question his motives.

Holly and her congressional boyfriend hit the rocks when a newspaper publishes a scandalous photo of her, and Haskell hatches an app idea, Pee Harmony, but needs an investor.

Holly's big day arrives. Haskell and Nicki, now business partners, strike it rich.

Holly is given a voice-activated operating system as a gift and gets way to attached to him. Haskell comes into money and uses it to control Phil and Stuart.

Holly tries to avoid getting attached by dating down, while Haskell throws his success in doubters' faces but stashes his cash in a couch that Stuart donates to Goodwill.

Stuart recruits Phil to his a cappella group for a big championship, and Holly draws up Haskell's will to protect his fortune but seeks revenge when she's left out of it.

The 40-Year-Old Her-Gin

Stuart’s sister Nicki comes back from her European vacation with a female lover. Holly, inspired by Nicki, decides to try dating women.

Haskell Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Phil and Stuart have a fight with Haskell and he moves out. Holly, desperate to keep them all together, sends Phil and Stuart to bring him home.

Phil’s stint on a movie set leads to romance with the female star. Holly struggles with having to fire someone for the first time.

10 Things They Hate About You

Phil calls the paparazzi to his first date with Zoey, and Holly has to bail him out -- on the red carpet -- while Haskell and Stuart see who can get more Twitter followers.

Holly and Nicki plan a girls’ night out, but wind up competing for the same guy. Phil realizes dating a movie star is much more difficult than he imagined.

Stuart buys a restaurant after Holly convinces him to quit his dental practice, while Haskell encourages Margo to finally marry her fiancé to end his alimony payments.

Stuart and Holly convince Margo to hold her wedding at their restaurant. Haskell, still desperately in love with Margo, tries to stop it.

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