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Season 5 E 2 • 04/02/2014

Following Emmet's escape from prison, Victoria is under close watch by an FBI agent, and Alec's new girlfriend questions Melanie's pregnancy.

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To get her mind off the jailed Emmet, Melanie has Victoria go on national TV as a kidney donation spokesperson, while Joy's PI boss Bob has a bromance with Sean.

As Wilbur hits his first birthday, Alec and Melanie take turns envisioning what it would be like to have kids together, but realize they're not on the same page.

To get Emmet out of jail, Victoria hires a fixer who wants to date Melanie as his payment, while Joy and Elka work on their projects for a film studies class.

Kirstie Alley visits the Hot in Cleveland set, where the cast brings her up to speed on the series thus far, and presents a collection of highlights and bloopers.

Desperate to have Wilbur seen by an in-demand pediatrician, Joy creates a tangled mess of lies.

A man Melanie intended to break up with dies, Joy dodges calls from her mother, Victoria tries an ab-toning belt, and Elka and Mamie Sue write roast jokes for a centenarian.

Victoria contacts all her exes to find out what she could have done differently, unexpectedly seeing in-person Julian, the one who broke her heart.

The women's group birthday includes a professor as well as a reunion of Elka and Mamie Sue's bowling team.

The Man That Got Away

At Victoria's bare-bones wedding to Emmet in prison, the officiating tabloid photographer turns out to be Simon, the man who got Joy pregnant as a teenager.

After Alex Trebek introduces the episode, the women are held hostage by Chester, Lily and a Mrs. Ladypants-loving plastic surgeon.

Following Emmet's escape from prison, Victoria is under close watch by an FBI agent, and Alec's new girlfriend questions Melanie's pregnancy.

As Joy, Owen and Simon lie about their family history to get Wilbur admitted into a prestigious preschool, Elka helps Melanie find a doctor to treat her brain tumor.

Discovering that Emmet faked his own death, Victoria decides to follow suit to be with him, as Simon rethinks his career, and Melanie dates a guy who doesn't spoon correctly.

Victoria is shocked when her daughter Emmy shows up very pregnant, Bob tells his parents he's engaged to Joy, Melanie's dentist is misled by texts, and Elka has a fling.

Rusty Banks Rides Again

Determined to secure Oscar nomination votes, Victoria has the women target a former heartthrob, a young actress and an old-time Western star.

The One with George Clooney

With their hearts set on an adorable dog, Melanie, Victoria and Joy are scammed by a handsome young rescue center inspector, as Elka and Mamie Sue simultaneously date Roy.

Melanie capitalizes on her brain tumor to meet a singer, Joy sleeps with a tell-all DJ, and Victoria has an online romance that isn't what it seems.

When their dog George acts depressed, the women bring in an animal-communicating radio host, who advises them to remove the negativity in their household.

Bucket: We're Going to New York

In New York, the women stay with Victoria's acting school roommate, Melanie lives in the moment, Joy wants to be a Rockette, and Elka hawks her polish.

Joy falls for Bob while working undercover with him, Melanie hosts a 24-hour marathon of her radio show, and Elka decides to run against Councilman Powell.

I Just Met the Man I'm Going to Marry

Joy is jealous that her new boss Mitch has eyes for Melanie, Elka strategizes with her campaign manager, and Victoria awaits her possible Oscar nomination.

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