Depressing News
Season 9 E 12 • 02/09/1981
Hawkeye blows a gasket when the Army ships the 4077th 500,000 tongue depressors. In order to commemorate this amazingly stupid act, Hawkeye begins constructing a statue out of the surplus depressors. Meanwhile, Klinger has started a newspaper to chronicle the goings-on of the M*A*S*H unit.