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Season 2 E 2 • 06/27/2012

Holly walks in on Stuart getting out of the shower and shares the "big" news with Phil and Haskell, making everyone feel a little unsettled.

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Phil uses Holly's assistant Eden as bait to sign a star horse jockey, but the jockey only has eyes for Holly, and Haskell urges Stuart to sell his clock collection.

Holly plays matchmaker for Stuart and accidentally sets him up with a prostitute, and Haskell embellishes his life on social media to make his ex-wife jealous.

Lutz and the Real Girl

Haskell has Phil pretend to be him when his online girlfriend surprises him with a visit, while Stuart and Holly encounter a homeless man in the laundry room.

An Inconvenient Tooth

Stuart's work-life imbalance shifts after Phil sleeps with his dental assistant and doesn't call her, while Holly's clothes have a better social life on Eden.

A Very Wrong Engagement

Holly's mom (Judith Light) visits, and Holly takes over the guys’ apartment because she lived there with her ex and hasn't yet told her mom that the engagement is off.

Stuart acts as interpreter when Phil meets a Serbian lingerie model, Haskell buys a coffin as an investment, and Holly tries to make a good impression on a neighbor.

Stuart takes Phil to his favorite restaurant, where Phil learns his ex-wife is engaged, then later discovers her fiancee cheating, while Holly can't read a colleague's signals.

When Holly Broke Kevin

Holly starts dating Phil's top client, an all-star basketball player (Amar'e Stoudemire), and it affects his game, while Haskell recruits Stuart into sports betting.

The Ex Always Rings Twice

Holly needs one of the guys to pretend to be her boyfriend to prove to her cheating ex that she's moved on, and a former neighbor tells Stuart his ex-wife is engaged.

Holly sends the guys to couples therapy to resolve their issues with one another, but it turns out that she -- and her lack of boundaries -- is the problem.

Holly walks in on Stuart getting out of the shower and shares the "big" news with Phil and Haskell, making everyone feel a little unsettled.

Stuart tries too hard to fit in with Phil's friends, while Holly goes on a practice date with Haskell -- who turns out to have many hidden talents.

Stuart's about to reunite with his dog, Chopin, but Phil loses him in the park, while Holly uncovers a big secret between her boss and Eden.

Phil tries to land a new client, which brings the guys to a strip club where Stuart suffers a concussion, while Eden shows Holly the power of cleavage with a new bra.

Holly tries to train Stuart in ballroom dancing to impress his ex in a competition, while Phil meets his match in a woman who lives in the building.

Three Men and a Maybe

Holly freaks out about waiting too long to have a baby, so the guys try to find eligible bachelors and even volunteer themselves as sperm donors.

How Holly Got Her Groove Back

Holly's determined to find out how her work crush, Paul, feels about her, while Stuart hires a maid to help relieve him of housework -- but she takes care of Haskell instead.

The guys finally come around to Holly's new boyfriend, Paul, who invites them to an exclusive party, but they discover en route that he still lives with his ex-wife.

Holly fabricates a happy same-sex relationship -- and pregnancy -- with Eden to one-up her hard-to-impress sister, while the guys enjoy the high of Stuart's home cooking.

Phil's womanizing tennis star client stays with the guys to avoid paparazzi but comes out of the closet and on to Stuart, while Haskell and Holly compete over tending to Eden.

Pirates of the Care of Eden

Phil lets the gang tour his boss's yacht, but it sets sail with them still aboard, and as the stowaways try to formulate an escape plan, Eden's water breaks.

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