The Exes Highlight: My Ex-Boyfriend's Wedding

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Holly's ex-boyfriend is getting married and the boys get ready to attend the ceremony.

WE'RE GONNA BE LATEFOR THE WEDDING.

WOW.

YOU LOOK GREAT.

- I KNOW.

I LIKE TO THINK THIS ISWHAT JAMES BOND WOULD LOOK LIKE

IF HE WASN'T ALWAYSA PASTY WHITE, ENGLISH DUDE.

- UH, WHAT IS KEEPING HASKELL?

IF HE MAKES US LATEFOR THIS WEDDING,

I AM GONNA BEONE HOT MESS.

- DON'T WORRY,WE'LL GET YOU THERE

IN TIMETO CATCH THE BOUQUET.

ANYWAY, RELAX.

THIS IS PAUL'S WEDDING,NOT YOURS.

- HELLO, GENTLEMEN.

SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING,

BUT I THINKWE CAN ALL AGREE

IT WAS WORTH IT.

- HASKELL,THAT IS ONE BEAUTIFUL TUX.

WHAT IS THAT, HUGO BOSS?ARMANI?

- NOPE.SHING-SHING WOO.

THIS LITTLE BABY COMES

FROM THE CHINESE PROVINCEOF GUANGDONG CHENG.

IT COST ME $49.95,

AND MOST OF THATWAS SHIPPING.

- WELL, LET'S GO.

I DON'T WANTTO KEEP MY DATE WAITING.

SHE'S MEETING MEAT THE WEDDING.

- WHOA.YOU'RE BRINGING A DATE?

- YEAH, OF COURSE.

WEDDINGS ARE MEANTTO BE SHARED WITH SOMEONE.

WHEN I WAS MARRIED,I ALWAYS HAD LORNA,

BUT NOW, I DON'T WANTTO BE THAT SAD BASTARD

ALONE IN THE CORNER.

- A DATE?AT A WEDDING?

WHAT A WASTE.

WEDDINGS ARE STACKEDWITH BITTER, LONELY WOMEN

WONDERING,"WILL IT EVER HAPPEN FOR ME?"

THEY'RE DESPERATE.THEIR DEFENSES ARE DOWN.

THEIR BAR IS LOW...

WHICH IS WHERE I COME IN.

THE LAST TRAINOUT OF SAD TOWN.

- THERE ARE MY BOYS.

OH, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.

- HOLLY, ARE YOU SUREYOU'RE OKAY WITH US

GOING TO PAUL'S WEDDING?

- OH, OF COURSE.

LOOK, IT WAS SWEET OF THEMTO INVITE ME,

BUT LET'S FACE IT--

HAVING THE HOT, SUCCESSFUL,CHARMING EX-GIRLFRIEND THERE

WOULD BE A DISTRACTION.

YEAH, IT WOULD BE SELFISHOF ME TO GO.

AND, AFTER ALL,THE WEDDING'S NOT ABOUT ME.

- WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.

I THOUGHT MAYBEYOU WEREN'T GOING

'CAUSE YOU WEREFEELING JEALOUS

THAT PAULWAS GETTING MARRIED.

- HOW LITTLE YOU KNOW ME.

- I THOUGHT MAYBEYOU WERE THINKING

YOU MADE A MISTAKEBREAKING UP WITH PAUL.

- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

- WELL, I THOUGHT--- STOP THINKING!

GUYS, REST ASSURED,I HAVE NO REGRETS

ABOUT BREAKING UPWITH PAUL, ALL RIGHT?

I HAVE A RICH,REWARDING LIFE--

[gasps]THERE'S THAT COOKIE.

I'M SAVING YOU FOR LATER.

OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?

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