Hot in Cleveland: Elka Visits The Cleveland Browns

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On Elkas 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to the Browns locker room.

HI!

MELANIE MORETTI,COLUMNIST FOR WOMAN'S DAY.

GOOD GAME, EVERYBODY.

- GOOD GAME?THEY LOST BY 20 POINTS.

- YES, BUT THEY WERE VERY GOODABOUT SHARING THE BALL

WITH THE OTHER TEAM.

- THOSE ARE FUMBLES.

- [gasp] OH, WOW.WHO'S THAT?

- JIMMY ARMSTRONG.

HE DOESN'T HAVE MUCHUPSTAIRS,

BUT HE'S GOT PLENTYDOWN BELOW.

- ELKA.

- HE'S CLEVELAND'S KICKER.

WHAT DID YOU THINK I MEANT?

YO, JIMMY.

SHE WANTS TO INTERVIEW YOU.

- OH, HEY.SURE THING.

- HI, MELANIE MORETTI. WOMAN'S DAY.

I'M WRITING AN ARTICLEABOUT DOING THINGS

OUTSIDE YOUR COMFORT ZONE.

AND I'M...

UNCOMFORTABLEIN A FOOTBALL LOCKER ROOM

WITH A LOT OF NAKED MEN.

- I'M COMFORTABLE WITH IT.

- ARE YOU A WRITER TOO?

- NO, NO,NEXT WEEK IS HER BIRTHDAY,

AND THIS IS MY GIFT TO HER.

- OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MA'AM.

- OH, THANK YOU.

I'M GONNA BE 90.

CAN I...SQUEEZE YOUR CHEST?

- OKAY, YEAH.

- OOH.

- SO YOU'RE CLEVELAND'SKICKER.

- YEAH, WHICH IS FUNNY BECAUSEMY NAME IS JIMMY ARMSTRONG.

BEING THE KICKER,YOU THINK IT WOULD BE--

- LEGSTRONG.

- I WAS GONNA SAY KICKGUY.- YOURS WORKS TOO.

- I'M GONNA GO BROWSING.

I'M 90, CAN I SQUEEZEYOUR CHEST?

- SO I SAW ON THE JUMBOTRON

THAT YOU JUST BROKE THE TEAMRECORD FOR POINTS SCORED.

YEAH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEETHE BALL THAT I KICKED

TO BREAK THE RECORD?- SURE, LOVE TO.

- RUSTY, THROW ME THAT BALL.WHOA, DUCK!

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