Everybody Loves Raymond: Tofu Turkey

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Debra and Marie decide they want to cook a tofu-turkey for Thanksgiving.

SO MUCH ABOUT COOKING.

- YOU'RE LEARNING COOKINGFROM DEBRA?

OH, OKAY, SO HEAVEN IS HERE.

HELL IS HERE.

IT'S RAINING MONKEYS,AND WOOD IS NOW A DRINK.

- AND LOOK AT THIS BOOKDEBRA GAVE ME,

101 HEALTHY THINGS TO DO IN THE KITCHEN.

- IN THIS KITCHEN,

THE HEALTHIEST THINGTO DO IS LEAVE.

OOH.

DEBRA'S COOKING, YAY!

YAY, YAY, YAY!

- BOY, I WISH I HADSTARTED THIS YEARS AGO.

I FEEL SO SNAPPYAND PEPPY.

- MA, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOINGTHIS JUST TO ANNOY DAD.

- THAT'S A BONUS.

- OH, MARIE, COME HERE.

LOOK, HERE'S THAT SECTION,

"HOW TO ENJOYA LOW-FAT THANKSGIVING."

- OOH, THANKSGIVING.

- YES.

- OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO MAKESOME OF THESE THINGS.

- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,WHOA, WHOA.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO THISFOR THANKSGIVING?

- ESPECIALLY THANKSGIVING.

- WELL, YOU'RE STILL GOINGTO MAKE

THE REAL FOODFOR US, THOUGH, RIGHT?

- I GUESS I COULD.

- NO, NO, RAY,

YOUR MOTHER'S NOT GOING TO COOKTWO SEPARATE MEALS.

- WHY NOT?

HUH?

SHE LOVES TO COOK, DEBRA.

WHO ARE YOU TO TAKE THATAWAY FROM HER?

- LOOK AT THIS.

A TOFU TURKEY?

- YEAH.

THAT LOOKS GOOD, HUH?

- I WOULD RATHER EATTHAT PAGE.

- OH, IT SAYS HEREYOU NEED A SPECIAL MOLD

TO SHAPE THE TOFUINTO A TURKEY.

- NO, YOU DON'TNEED A MOLD, MA.

OKAY, GOD DOES THAT.

YEAH.

HE TAKES A WHOLE BUNCHOF BIRD MEAT,

AND HE MOLDS ITINTO A TURKEY.

- COME ON, RAY.

- I'M QUOTING THE BIBLEHERE, DEBRA, OKAY?

- DON'T WORRY, RAYMOND.

IT'LL BE DELICIOUS,

LIKE EVERYTHING ELSETHAT I COOK.

- [groans]

- OH, I PROMISE.

I'M NOT GOING TO LEAVE OUT

THE MOSTIMPORTANT INGREDIENT.

- TURKEY?

- LOVE.

- LOVE?

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