Gilligan's Island: Hamlet

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The castaways perform a musical version of 'Hamlet' to impress Hollywood producer Harold Hecuba.

THE FAIR OPHELIA.

MY LORD HAMLETIS TROUBLED.

YEA, VERILY.

MY HEART IS HEAVY.

I CANNOT MARRY THEE,OPHELIA.

THERE IS NOTHINGLEFT FOR YOU

BUT TO GET THEETO A NOTARARY.

AH, MY POOR HAMLET!

AH, MY POORHAMLET!

[MUSIC PLAYS]

♪ HAMLET, DEAR,YOUR PROBLEM IS CLEAR ♪

♪ AVENGINGTHY FATHER'S DEATH ♪

♪ YOU SEEKTO HARM YOUR UNCLE ♪

♪ AND MOM, BUT YOU'RESCARING ME TO DEATH ♪

♪ WHILE I DIEAND SIGH AND CRY ♪

♪ THAT LOVEIS EVERYTHING ♪

♪ YOU'RE CONTENTTO TRY TO CATCH ♪

♪ THE CONSCIENCEOF THE KING ♪

♪ SINCE THE DATE ♪

♪ WHEN YOUR DADMET HIS FATE ♪

♪ YOU JUST BROOD ♪

♪ AND YOU DON'TTOUCH YOUR FOOD ♪

♪ YOU HATE YOUR MA ♪

♪ MAD AT MY PA ♪

♪ YOU'LL KILL THE KING ♪

♪ OR SOME SILLY THING ♪

♪ SO...HAMLET, HAMLET ♪

♪ DO BE A LAMBLET ♪

♪ ROTTEN ENOUGH ALONE ♪

♪ FROM OPHELIA,NO ONE CAN STEAL YA ♪

♪ YOU'LL ALWAYS BEMY OWN ♪

♪ LEAVETHE GRAVEDIGGER SCENE ♪

♪ IF YOU KNOWWHAT I MEAN ♪

♪ DANISH PASTRYFOR TWO ♪

♪ FOR ME ♪

♪ FOR YOU ♪

IN TRUTH, OPHELIA,

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