Elka and Mamie Test Jokes For a Senior Center Roast

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Victoria and Joy find Elka and Mamie practicing for a senior center roast.

- YOU TWOARE SUSPICIOUSLY QUIET.

WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

- WE'RE THINKING OF JOKES.

CRAIG OLSONAT THE SENIOR CENTER

IS TURNING 100.

ELKA AND I ARE DOING A ROAST.

- A ROAST?

AT THAT AGE, ARE YOU SUREIT ISN'T A CREMATION?

SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE SO FAR?

- "I'M NOT SAYINGCRAIG HAS AN ENLARGED PROSTATE,

"BUT IF HE PUT A HAT ON IT,

HE COULD DRIVEIN THE CARPOOL LANE."

BOOM.

- MY TURN.

"I'M NOT SAYING CRAIG LOVESGOING ON CRUISES,

BUT LAST MONTHHE WENT TO THE BAHAMAS."

SEE, IT'S FUNNYBECAUSE IT'S TRUE.

- MAMIE, IN A ROASTYOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE

AN ELEMENT OF THE PERSONYOU'RE ROASTING

AND EXAGGERATE ITFOR COMIC EFFECT.

- YEAH, FOR INSTANCE,IF I WAS GOING TO ROAST ELKA,

I MIGHT SAY,"I'M NOT SAYING ELKA'S OLD,

BUT SHE BABYSAT JESUS."

- I'M NOT SAYINGJOY'S FLAT-CHESTED.

BUT I SAW A PICTUREOF HER BREASTS ON A MILK CARTON.

- VERY FUNNY.

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