Philipa giving Owen the baby book

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Joy (Leeves) tries to avoid friction with her mom (Juliet Mills) and makes her son Owen(McMillian) pretend to be someone else.

LET THEM CRY: THE BRITISH GUIDE TO RAISING CHILDREN.

THE PAGES ARE ALL BLANK.

- YOU DON'T READ IT.IT'S FOR SPANKING.

- YOU SEEWHAT I'M DEALING WITH?

- OH, CALM DOWN, REJOYLA.

IT'S A JOKE.

LAUGHTER'S THE BESTMEDICINE, ISN'T IT, DOCTOR?

- AS A BOARD-CERTIFIEDCARDIOLOGIST...

THAT'S NOT REALLYMY SPECIALTY.

- NOW, HERE IS BABY WILBUR'SREAL GIFT.

- [laughs]THAT'S FUNNY.

GOOD ONE.

- DON'T BE CHEEKY.

SCROGGS HAVE BEEN CHRISTENEDIN THIS GOWN FOR GENERATIONS.

- YEAH, BUT AS I MENTIONEDON THE PHONE,

HE'S WEARING A SIMPLECOTTON ONESIE.

- NONSENSE.NO GOD-FEARING PRIEST

WOULD BAPTIZE A CHILDIN A ONESIE.

- HE'S NOT BEING BAPTIZEDBY A PRIEST.

OWEN IS PROTESTANT.

- WHAT? HE'S BEING BAPTIZEDBY A HERETIC?

REJOYLA, IF THIS IS YOUR IDEAOF A WARM WELCOME,

YOU HAVE FAILED HIDEOUSLY.

- COULD BE WORSE.

WHEN I FIRST CAME HERELAST YEAR, THEY SHOT ME.

- WHAT?- OWEN, NO.

- OH! ACCIDENTALLY, OF COURSE.

NOTHING SERIOUS.

ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I STILL GETA LITTLE NUMBNESS.

- YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU METOWEN AND WILBUR

TWO WEEKS AGO,

AND NOW I FIND OUTTHAT YOU SHOT HIM LAST YEAR?

AND YOU'VE BEEN KEEPINGMY GRANDCHILDREN FROM ME

FOR SOME WHATEVER--RIDICULOUS--

OH...OH...

- OH, GOD, WHAT IS IT NOW?

- OH, IT'S...IT'S JUST A CHEST PAIN.

FROM THE IMPACTOF THIS LIE, NO DOUBT.

IT'S NOTHING, IT'S NOTHING.I'M SURE IT'S...

RIGHT, DOCTOR?

- AS A BOARD CERTIFIEDCARDIOLOGIST, THAT'S--

OH, GOD, I THINK THIS ACTUALLYIS MY SPECIALTY.

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