Hot in Cleveland LIVE: Hostages

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When the women arrive to their hideout, they discover they aren't the only fugitives in need of hiding.

>> LADIES, I GOT THE CABIN

READY, BUT I HAVE SOME BAD

NEWS.

THE STORE DIDN'T HAVE

FAT-FREE HALF AND HALF SO I

HAD TO GET FULL FAT.

[GASP]

>> DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY

CALORIES ARE IN THAT?

>> AS LONG AS THERE IS

VODKA, I'M GOOD.

>> I REALLY CANNOT DEAL WITH

ONE MORE BAD THING HAPPENING

TODAY.

>> THEN YOU MIGHT WANT TO

CLOSE YOUR EYES.

THERE ARE SOME OTHER

CRIMINALS THAT ARE NEEDING A

HIDEOUT.

MAY I PRESENT MR. AND

MRS. ROBINSON, RUTHLESS

THIEVES WHO JUST PULLED OVER

A JEWELRY HEIST.

>> GENIUS HERE THOUGHT THIS

WOULD BE A GOOD PLACE TO

HIDE OUT.

>> HE DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A

GENIUS BUT SHE KEEPS CALLING

HIM THAT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> VICTORIA CHASE, I BELIEVE

WE KNOW EACH OTHER.

>> OH, DO WE?

>> YES.

WE HAD A BLIND DATE A COUPLE

OF YEARS AGO.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> I'M CHESTER.

>> CHESTER, OF COURSE.

>> OF COURSE, I FEEL LIKE

SUCH A BOOB.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> I BET YOU WISH YOU COULD

FILL UP A TOP LIKE THAT.

>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES,

EVERYBODY SIT DOWN.

YOU TOO.

LILY GRAB THEIR PHONES.

>> GET COMFORTABLE.

WE'RE GOING TO BE HERE A

LITTLE WHILE.

>> GENIUS HERE DROPPED HIS

MASK DURING A HEIST SO NOW

WE HAVE GOT TO CHANGE HIS

FACE.

A PLASTIC SURGEON IS ON HIS

WAY.

>> A PLASTIC SURGEON YOU

SAY?

>> NO RULE THAT SAYS YOU

CAN'T COMBINE KIDNAPPING

WITH A LITTLE TOUCHUP.

>> BOTOX.

>> I'M THE ONLY ONE GETTING

PLASTIC SURGERY AND NO ONE

IS GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL I'M

DONE AND IT'S ALL HEALED UP.

>> THAT COULD TAKE WEEKS.

>> SETTLING AND STILL GO TO

LUNCH WITH YOUR BEST

FRIENDS.

>> OR SHOOT YOU RIGHT NOW.

MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND FIX

ME SOMETHING TO EAT.

>> OH, YOU ARE GOING TO WISH

YOU HAD SHOT HIM.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> EXCUSE ME, MAIME SUE

FIRST TIME HOSTAGE, LONG

TIME FEARER OF BEING A

HOSTAGE.

I WAS JUST WONDERING IF WE

COULD BE OUT BY TOMORROW

BECAUSE IT'S OUR SENIOR

CENTER BOOK CLUB MEETING.

WE'RE READING 50 SHADES OF

GREY; AGAIN.

>> YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE

AND DON'T TRY ANYTHING

CLEVER.

>> OH, DON'T WORRY, SHE

NEVER DOES ANYTHING CLEVER.

[ LAUGHTER ]

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