Hot in Cleveland Highlight: Mystery Date Oscar Edition

  • Season 5
  • Aired

Joy and Melanie become rivals when Victoria can only take one of them to the Oscars.

- IT WAS NICE OF JOYTO VOLUNTEER TO PARK MY CAR.

- IT REALLY WAS.

- YOU BRING OUT THE BESTIN EVEN THE WORST PEOPLE.

WHY DON'T YOU JUSTGO RELAX IN THE SAUNA,

AND I'LL SIGN INFOR ALL THREE OF US?

- OH, THAT'S SWEET OF YOU.

THANK YOU.- MM-HMM.

- OH, MY GOD.

WAS THAT VICTORIA CHASE?- YES, IT WAS.

AND SHE DESPERATELY NEEDSYOUR HELP.

SEE, THERE'S THIS CRAZYTRANSVESTITE STALKER

FOLLOWING HER.

AND IF HE SHOWS UP HERE,

IT IS IMPERATIVETHAT YOU CALL SECURITY.

YOU CAN'T MISS HIM.

CRAZY SHORT SHORTSAND A HUGE ADAM'S APPLE.

- I WONDERWHAT'S KEEPING JOY.

- OH, SHE PROBABLY GOTA TEXT FROM MITCH.

YOU KNOW, WHENEVER HE CALLSOR TEXTS,

SHE JUST DROPS EVERYTHING.

IMAGINE IF HE TEXTED HERAT THE OSCARS.

YOU'D BE ALL ALONEON THE RED CARPET.

NO ONE TO YELL,"OH, MY GOD,

"VICTORIA CHASEAND JENNIFER LAWRENCE

LOOK JUST LIKE SISTERS!"

- WELL, SOMEBODY ELSEWILL PROBABLY SAY IT.

- I AM NOT A TRANSVESTITE!

OR A STALKER!

I AM A WOMAN!

- WITH THAT ADAM'S APPLE?

LOOK, BUDDY,SECURITY'S ON ITS WAY.

SO IF YOU DON'T WANNA GETARRESTED, I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE.

NOW.

ALSO...

HERE'S MY NUMBER.

- [grunts]

- ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA CALLTHE OSCAR PEOPLE RIGHT NOW

AND TELL THEMYOU'RE MY PLUS-ONE.

- NOT SO FAST.

- HOW DID YOU GET IN?

- I HAD TO PROVETO THE RECEPTIONIST

THAT I'M A WOMAN.

- YOU TOOK OFF YOUR TOP?

- THAT DIDN'T WORK.

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