Elka Imagines Her Life as a Mother...

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Elka imagines her life as a mother with Joy, Valerie and Victoria as her daughters.

DIDN'T WANT KIDS.

I'VE NEVERRESENTED IT,

BUT I ALWAYS WONDERED...

- MOM!

- [exhales]WHAT IS IT, MELANIE?

- JOY CUT THE LEGS OFFHER TRACKSUIT,

AND SHE'SWITH A BOY.

- WE'RE GOING UPSTAIRSTO PLAY HOUSE.

MAYBE WE SHOULDGET MARRIED FIRST.

- I'M OUTTA HERE.

THANKS FOR THE MILK.

- JOY, WHAT HAVEI TOLD YOU

ABOUT GIVING AWAY THE MILKFOR FREE?

- I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHINGLIKE THAT, MOMMY,

BECAUSE I'M GOOD.

I'M REALLY GOOD.

TELL MEHOW GOOD I AM, MOMMY?

- YES, MELANIE,YOU'RE GOOD.

- HOW GOOD, MOMMY?HOW GOOD?

- THE KIND OF GOODTHAT MAKES ME WANNA DRINK.

- I HAVEA MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT.

- WHAT IS IT, VICTORIA?

- I AUDITIONEDFOR THE LUNCHTIME ORIGINAL MOVIE

RECESS CONFIDENTIAL,

AND I LOST THE PART TO THATLITTLE FREAK SUZY LUCCI.

LUCCI!

- I LIKE SUZY LUCCI,AND SHE LIKES ME

BECAUSE EVERYBODY LIKES ME,RIGHT, MOMMY?

DON'T THEY LIKE ME?

- MOMMY, WHAT ARE YOU GOINGTO DO ABOUT LUCCI?

- MOMMY, WHEN IS A BOYGOING TO LIKE ME?

[overlapping dialogue]

- OR...MAYBE I DODGEDA BULLET.

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