Hot in Cleveland LIVE: Alex Trebek to the Rescue

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When the fugitives take over the cabin, Alex Trebek senses there are women in Jeopardy.

>> IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN

SEE ME.

SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE

HIS EMPLOYEE AND NOT HIS

WIFE.

>> WELL, MIXING BUSINESS AND

PLEASURE RARELY ENDS WELL.

I HAVE A CO-WORKER WHO IS

ATTRACTED TO ME LIKE A

DESPERATE MOTH TO AN

ENCHANTING GINGERED-HAIRED

FLAME.

>> IS IT A GUY?

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> NO.

JOY IS NOT A GUY.

>> I AM JUST SAYING SHOULD

THE POLICE COME AND TAKE

CHESTER AWAY, YOU COULD

DEFINITELY FIND SOMEONE

BETTER.

LIKE ON EHARMONY.COM THEY

HAVE A PATENTED SYSTEM THAT

ENSURES COMPATIBILITY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> YOU ARE RIGHT.

I DESERVE BETTER.

CHESTER, IT'S OVER.

>> OH, COME ON, BABY BABE.

WILL YOU STOP IT, PLEASE?

SHE MEANS NOTHING TO ME.

>> PROVE IT.

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO

DO?

KILL HER?

>> IT WOULD BE A NICE

GESTURE.

I MEAN, YOU WOULD DO THAT

FOR ME?

>> SWEETY, IF IT WILL HELP

US GET PAST THIS, I WILL

SHOOT THAT WOMAN RIGHT NOW.

[WHISTLE]

>> WHAT'S THAT?

IT'S THE COPS AND YOU ARE IF

BIG TROUBLE.

>> YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS

JUST TENDING THE FIRE WHILE

ELKA PICKED MY TECHNIQUE BUT

I WAS MAKING SMOKE SIGNALS

WHILE ELKA PICKED MY

TECHNIQUE.

THAT MUST BE THE SWAT TEAM.

>> I SAW YOUR SMOKE SIGNALS.

ARE YOU IN DISTRESS?

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> YOU ARE NOT THE SWAT

TEAM.

YOU'RE A LITTLE BOY.

>> THAT'S RIGHT, MA'AM.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> OH, NO.

WHO IS GOING TO SAVE US NOW?

>> DROP YOUR GUNS!

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> NAME IS PANTS.

LADYPANTS.

>> HOW DID YOU ESCAPE?

>> I DOUSED MYSELF WITH

WATER AND USED THE EXPANDING

POWERS OF MRS. LADYPANTS TO

BREAK MY ROPES.

>> SHUT UP!

YOU'RE AN EVIL GENIUS.

>> HE'S THE BAD GUY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> NO SHE'S NOT.

I'M THE BAD GUY.

>> WELL, I GUESS THAT MAKES

ME THE GOOD GUY.

DROP YOUR WEAPON.

YOU TOO, LADY.

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> OH MY GOD, ALEX TREBEK?

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

BUT ON WEEKENDS, I'M PARK

RANGER.

ALEX TREBEK.

I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU.

I READ YOUR SMOKE SIGNALS,

TELLING ME THAT THERE WERE

WOMEN HERE IN JEOPARDY.

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