Hot in Cleveland Highlight: The One With George Clooney

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The ladies want a new dog, but first they must be interviewed by an inspector (Max Greenfield).

- WE NEVER AGREEDON GETTING A DOG.

- YEAH, DON'T LISTEN TO ELKA.WE DO NOT NEED A DOG.

- REALLY?

NOT EVEN THIS ONE?

- OH![laughs]

OKAY, I WILL DOABSOLUTELY ANYTHING

TO GET THAT DOG.

- WELL, I PUT INAN APPLICATION FOR HIM,

AND THEY'RE GONNA SEND OVERA HOME INSPECTOR NEXT WEEK

TO SEE IF WE'RE DOG-WORTHY.

SO WE HAVE GOT TO BE GOOD,

BECAUSE EVERYBODY WANTS HIM.

- WELL, WHAT DO WE DO?WHO DO WE PAY?

WHO DOES JOY SLEEP WITH?

- NO, THINGS LIKE MONEYAND SEXUAL FAVORS

AREN'T GONNA DO THE TRICK.

- WOW, WE REALLY AREN'TIN L.A. ANYMORE.

[doorbell dings]

I'LL GET IT.

OH, HELLO.

- DOUG WYMAN, HOME INSPECTORFROM THE RESCUE CENTER.

- OH, WE DIDN'T THINKYOU WERE COMING UNTIL NEXT WEEK.

- WELL, WE FIND WE LEARN MOREFROM SURPRISE VISITS.

I NOTICED OLEANDERIN THE YARD.

- WE'LL FIRE OLEANDER AT ONCE.

- VICTORIA, OUR GARDENER'S NAMEIS HECTOR,

AND OLEANDER IS A PLANT,

AND IT'S GOING RIGHT AWAY.

PLEASE COME IN.WE REALLY WANT THIS DOG.

WE'VE BEEN LOOKINGAT HIS PICTURES,

AND HE'S JUST SO CUTE,WE COULD EAT HIM UP.

NOT LITERALLY.

JUST THAT HE IS SO ADORABLE.

WE'RE NOT GONNA EAT THE DOG.

- THAT'S EXACTLY WHATA DOG-EATER WOULD SAY.

LET'S MOVE ONTO BASIC CARE AND WELFARE.

SIT.

WHERE WILL THE DOG BE SLEEPING?

- WITH ME,

AS LONG AS HE BUYS ME DINNERFIRST.

[chuckles]

I'M SORRY.

I MAKE JOKESWHEN I GET NERVOUS.

- "DOG-EATER.MAKES JOKES."

YOU, WHAT DO YOU PLANTO FEED THE DOG?

- OH, I DON'T KNOW.

HAVE DOGS GOTTENON THE KALE BANDWAGON?

- WOW.

WHAT'S YOUR POSITIONON CHOKES AND RESTRAINTS?

- THEY'RE FINEAS LONG AS YOU HAVE A SAFE WORD.

- I DON'T EVEN HAVEA BOX TO CHECK FOR THAT.

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