Boyce Does Pre-Marital Counseling

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Boyce counsels Gina (Toni Trucks) and Drew (Paula Jai Parker). Wednesday at 11:00PM ET/PT on TV Land!

TO START OFF

THESE PREMARITAL COUNSELINGSESSIONS WITH A LITTLE JOKE

ABOUT HOW MEN ARE FROM MARSAND WOMEN ARE FROM A PLANET

THAT HASN'T BEEN DISCOVERED YET.[laughs]

TRUST ME,IF THERE WAS A GUY HERE,

THAT JOKE WOULD KILL.

SO WHERE DO YOU PLAN ON LIVINGAFTER YOU'RE MARRIED?

- IOWA.- MAUI.

I DON'T LIKE IOWA.

THE PEOPLE ARE CORN HUSKERS,AND THAT'S WHAT THEY BRAG ABOUT.

- DO YOU PLAN ON STARTINGA FAMILY?

- YES, YES, WE'RE GOINGTO ADOPT FIVE BABIES.

- [chuckles]SHE'S CRAZY, RIGHT?

I'M SAYING,WHO WANTS TO ADOPT FIVE BABIES?

- NO ONE, UNLESS YOU KNOWTHEY CAN HARMONIZE

AND AT LEAST ONE OF THEMCAN MOONWALK.

- [laughs]

BABY, WE'RE NOT ADOPTING.

I CAN'T WAITTO CARRY OUR CHILD.

- OKAY, SEE, DREW WANTS USTO BE INSEMINATED

BY THE SAME DONORAT THE SAME TIME.

- OH, NO, NO, NO.I DO NOT RECOMMEND

TWO PREGNANT WOMENUNDER THE SAME ROOF.

WITHOUT A MAN, WHO ARE YOUGONNA BE MEAN TO UNJUSTLY?

[laughs]SEE--

AGAIN, IF THERE WAS A GUY HERE,THAT WOULD KILL RIGHT THERE.

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