The Andy Griffith Show: Date By The Lake

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Andy and Barney take the girls on a date by the lake.

- BEAUTIFUL LAKE.

TREES, QUIET.

- OH, YEAH. THIS...

THIS IS ONE OF MY VERY, VERYFAVORITE PLACES HERE.

JUST THOUGHT I'D BRING YOUUP HERE AND SHOW IT TO YOU

'CAUSE YOU'RE--YOU'RENEW HERE IN TOWN.

- YOU BRING ALLTHE NEW GIRLS UP HERE?

- [giggling]

I WANT TO SEE THE LAKE.

OH.

- DO YOU?

- DO I WHAT?

- BRING ALL THE NEW GIRLSUP HERE?

- UH, NO.

NO, NOT, UH...

NOT ALL OF 'EM.

[bird screeching]

- WHAT'S THAT?

- JUST A HAWK.

BUT IF WE STAND UPCLOSE TOGETHER LIKE THIS

AND HOLD ONTO ONE ANOTHER,

WE MIGHT BE TOO HEAVYFOR HIM TO CARRY OFF.

[both laughing]

WANT TO HEARME TALK TO HIM?

- YEAH.- ALL RIGHT.

[arguing]

- BARNEY, BARNEY!

BARNEY, NO!

ANDY'S GONNA TALKTO THE HAWK.

- THAT'S HIS PROBLEM.

- NO.

NO. NOW, LISTENTO THE HAWK TALK.

- [mutters]HAWK TALK.

- ALL I NEED'S A GOODWIDE BLADE OF GRASS,

HOLD IT LIKE THAT,BETWEEN MY THUMBS.

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.WAIT JUST A SECOND.

AND BLOW.

[scratchy squeaking]

[bird screeching]

NOW, WATCHYOUR LANGUAGE.

THERE'S LADIES PRESENT.

[laughter]

- WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE.

THERE'S LADIES PRESENT.

THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

YOU HEAR THAT,MR. HAWK?

[laughter]

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