The Exes Highlight: Starting Over

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While Phil tries to get rid of his one night stand, Nicki unknowingly keeps bringing them back together.

- DON'T YOU 'SUP ME.

I HAD CAROL OUT THE DOORUNTIL YOUR SISTER BUTTED IN

AND INVITED HERFOR DRINKS TONIGHT.

- WELL, IN HER DEFENSE,SHE SAW THE TWO OF YOU TOGETHER

AND JUST ASSUMED YOU WEREN'TA SKIRT-CHASING DOG.

- WELL, SHE WAS WRONG.

[cell phone rings]

- HANG ON.AH, IT'S MY RECEPTIONIST.

SHE'S WITH CHILD.

HI, SUSAN.WHAT'S THAT?

OH, NO, NO,IT'S FINE.

YOU TAKE ALL THE TIMEYOU NEED.

OKAY.

I AM SO SCREWED.

- WHAT'S UP?

- HER DOCTOR PUT HERON BED REST UNTIL SHE DELIVERS.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?I'M OUT A RECEPTIONIST.

- WHAT ABOUT YOUR SISTER?- NO.

- WHY NOT?- NO.

- BUT SHE NEEDS A--- NO!

I CAN'T WORKWITH MY SISTER.

ALL RIGHT,I WAS TEN YEARS OLD.

OKAY?I HAD A LEMONADE STAND.

I WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUNUNTIL NICKI BULLIED

HER WAY IN THEREAND POISONED MY LEMONADE

WITH SOME CHEAP, SUGARY MIX

AND SWAPPED OUTMY BARBERSHOP QUARTET MIXTAPE

FOR THOSE HEADBANGERSDURAN DURAN.

- AND YOU LET HERGET AWAY WITH THAT?

- NO.NO, I DID NOT.

IN A FIT OF RAGE,I RIPPED OFF MY APRON,

I MARCHED RIGHT UP TO HER, AND IHAD MY FIRST ASTHMA ATTACK.

OH.HEY, NICKI.

- WHATEVER YOU DO,DO NOT ASK ME...

- HOW'S THE JOB SEARCH?

- ABOUT THAT.

I HANDED OUT MY RESUMETO EVERY RESTAURANT

IN THE CITY AND GOT TOLDTO BUZZ OFF

IN 20 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES.

AT LEAST AT THE ITALIAN PLACETHEY PINCHED MY ASS

AND GAVE ME A GELATO.

- HEY, PHIL.- OH, HEY, CAROL.

- HEY,WHO'S THIS CUTE LITTLE GUY?

- OH, THIS IS MY SON AUSTIN.

PHIL, LOOK, I AM SO SORRY.- MM.

- I KNOW WE WERE SUPPOSEDTO HAVE DRINKS TONIGHT,

BUT MY EX FLAKED ON ME,

AND I HAVE TO TAKE HIMTO A PARTY AT FUN-VILLE.

- OH, THAT'S A SHAME.

HAVE FUN, LITTLE DUDE.

I'LL CALL YOU, BABY.

- PHIL, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

WE CAN HAVE DRINKS ANY TIME.

YOU GUYS GO.

UNCLE PHIL'S GONNA TAKE YOUTO FUN-VILLE.

- FUN-VILLE? FUN-VILLE?WE'RE GOING TO FUN-VILLE!

- YOU'RE CHOKING ME!

OKAY.- YOU CAN THANK ME LATER.

AT LEAST I DIDONE GOOD THING TODAY.

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