Cedric and the After Party: Get Thee Behind Me

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Cedric The Entertainer answers questions from the audience of The Soul Man! Check out Cedric and the After Party every Wednesday after The Soul Man on TV Land!

- I'D LOVE TO ANSWERSOME QUESTIONS.

LET'S SEE WHAT'S UP.

- MY QUESTION IS--DO YOU PREFER

A MALE OR FEMALE DOCTOR,AND WHY?

[laughter]

- YOU KNOW, LIKE,I CROSSED THAT 40 MARK,

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YOU KNOW, SO I HAD TO GOAND GET THE TEST.

YOU KNOW, MAN, WHERE THEYCHECK YOU, YOU KNOW?

AND I PREFER FEMALE DOCTORS'CAUSE THEY GOT

SMALLER HANDS IN MOST CASES,YOU KNOW.

[laughter]

'CAUSE, I MEAN,YOU DON'T WANT

NO BIG SHAQ-HAND DOCTORWALKIN' IN THERE, LIKE,

"YOU KNOW, COME ON, CED,LET ME JUST--

YOU KNOW, COME ON, LET ME JUSTCHECK IT ONE MORE TIME."

- HAVE YOU EVER TRIEDTO CONVINCE

YOUR PARENTS TO DO SOMETHINGTHEY DIDN'T WANNA DO?

- YOU SEE, I TRIEDTO CONVINCE MY MOTHER--

LIKE, WHEN I WAS YOUNG,I ALWAYS KNEW

I WANTED TO BE A PERFORMER.

MY MOTHER WAS A TEACHER.

SO I TRIED TO CONVINCE HERTO LET ME

GO TO A PERFORMANCE ARTHIGH SCHOOL, LIKE FAME,

'CAUSE THAT WAS OUT,LIKE, DURING THE TIME.

YOU KNOW,NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG.

I WASN'T TRYING TO BE LEROYOR NOTHING.

[laughter, applause]

NO, BUT I COULD SINGAND I COULD DANCE.

AND I WAS LIKE,"MOM, I SHOULD, YOU KNOW--

LET ME GO TOONE OF THESE SCHOOLS."

BUT SHE DIDN'T BELIEVEIN THAT.

SHE WAS AN EDUCATOR.

SHE, YOU KNOW,WENT TO COLLEGE.

SHE TAUGHT ENGLISH,YOU KNOW.

I COULDN'T REALLY GET HERTO GO FOR THAT ONE.

BUT IT TURNED OUTALL RIGHT.

THANKS, MOM.

[cheers and applause]

- MY QUESTION IS,DO YOU EVER FEEL

ROMANTICALLY TURNED ONWHEN YOU HAVE A SEXY SCENE

WITH LOLLI OR ANY OTHERLEADING LADY?

- [laughs]THAT'S, UH--THAT'S--

OH, MY GOSH.THAT'S HILARIOUS.

UH, YEAH,MY WIFE'S OVER THERE.

- I'M SERIOUS.- MY WIFE IS OVER THERE.

- OH, I'M SORRY.- YEAH, NO.

NOT HARDLY EVER. UH--

NO.

I'VE DEFINITELY COME TO,YOU KNOW,

HAVE A GREAT AFFECTIONFOR NIECY, YOU KNOW,

BY WORKING WITH HERON THIS SHOW.

AND SO THERE IS A LOT OF LOVETHAT HAPPENS THERE,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

[laughter]

OOH, YOU CAN'T SAY STUFFAROUND CERTAIN PEOPLE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?[chuckles]

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