Cleveland GILFS

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Elka and Mamie create an ad for Cleveland GILFS with Joy's help. Watch Hot in Cleveland on Wednesday at 10:00PM ET/PT on TV Land!

- HOT IN CLEVELANDIS RECORDED

IN FRONT OFA LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.

- OH, THERE YOU ARE, ELKA.I BROUGHT THE LOOT.

- WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS,MAMIE SUE.

"LOOT" MAKES IT SOUND LIKEWE'RE PIRATES.

- I'M SORRY.I GOT THE BENJAMINS.

IT'S ALL ABOUTTHE BENJAMINS.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOINGWITH ALL THAT MONEY?

- WHAT MONEY?

- ELKA, WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON?

- WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW,WE'VE STARTED A BUSINESS.

IT'S A DATING SERVICEFOR SENIORS. RIGHT?

- SURE. IT'S CALLEDCLEVELAND...GILFs.

- UH...GRANDMOTHERSI'D LIKE TO FRIEND.

- SO THAT'S WHAT ALLTHE SECRECY HAS BEEN ABOUT?

THAT'S WHY YOU'RE BACK IN SCHOOLGETTING A BUSINESS DEGREE?

- YEP, THAT'S WHY.

- THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

- IT IS A GOOD IDEA.

- AND A GREAT COVERFOR OUR REAL BUSINESS.

- AND MAYBE I COULD USE ITTO MEET SOMEONE.

AND THEN I COULD DOUBLE DATEWITH YOU AND PIERRE.

- OH, I'D BE NERVOUSBRINGING ANOTHER GUY

ON A DATE WITH PIERRE.

- YOU'RE RIGHT,WE MIGHT END UP

BOTH GOING HOME ALONE.

- OH, HONEY,WERE YOU UP ALL NIGHT?

- HOW COULD I SLEEP?I'M LOSING MY MIND.

- OKAY, WORST-CASE SCENARIO:

YOUR BOSS OVERHEARD YOU SAYYOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HIM.

NOW HE'S ON VACATIONWITH HIS GIRLFRIEND,

LAUGHING ABOUT IT.

AND WHEN CHLOE,HIS EX-WIFE--

ALSO YOUR BOSS--FINDS OUT,

YOU'LL BE HUMILIATED,ALONE, AND FIRED.

- [forced laugh]

OH, GOD, IF I WASN'T CATHOLICAND DIDN'T HAVE TWO KIDS

AND I DIDN'T HAVEA DENTIST APPOINTMENT TOMORROW

THAT WOULD BE SO RUDETO CANCEL THIS LATE,

I'D KILL MYSELF.

I KNOW,I'LL SEND HIM A TEXT

AND TELL HIMIT WAS ALL A JOKE.

- OH, I DON'T KNOW, MELANIE.

- NO, NO, NO, NO.THIS IS GOOD, THIS IS GOOD.

I'LL SAY IT WASAN ELABORATE PRANK.

I PUNKED HIM. AND SEND.THAT'LL FIX IT.

NO, IT WON'T.

WHY WOULD I PULLSUCH AN ELABORATE PRANK?

AND HOW COULD I KNOWTHAT HE'D OVERHEAR ME?

AND WHY DID AUTOCORRECTCHANGE "PUNKED" TO "PUKED"?

AND NOW ALECAND HIS GIRLFRIEND CARMEN

HAVE SOMETHING ELSETO LAUGH ABOUT

IN BETWEEN BOUTSOF LOVEMAKING.

I COULD JUST SEE IT NOW...HER ON TOP OF HIM...

- HOW DO YOU KNOWSHE'S ON TOP?

- IT'S EARLY IN THE DAY.

SHE DOESN'T WANTTO MESS UP HER HAIR.

OKAY, SO WHAT SHOULD I DO?

- CALL VICTORIA.

SHE'S ALWAYS GOODFOR AN ASININE SCHEME.

- NO, NO, I DON'T WANTTO BUG VICTORIA.

IT'S HER FIRST DAYOF REHEARSAL.

- YOU'RE RIGHT.I'M SURE SHE'S BUSY

DOING SOMETHING ASININEALREADY.

- AN EXCELLENT QUESTION,BARBARA.

HOW DO I FEEL BEINGIN MY FIRST WOODY ALLEN MOVIE,

STARRING OPPOSITESIR EMMET LAWSON?

HOW DON'T I FEEL?

[knock on door]

- VICTORIA, ARE YOU IN THERE?

- OH, UH, YES, EMMET.COME IN.

- TERRIFIC JOB THIS MORNING,MY LOVE. BRAVA!

- OH, YOU REALLY MEAN IT?

- YOU ARE THE REAL DEAL,KID.

- OH, COMING FROM YOU,THAT MEANS SO MUCH.

YOU CAN'T IMAGINE.- [chuckles]

I'VE ALSO GOT SOMETHINGTO TELL YOU.

[cell phones buzz]- OH...

- EXCUSE ME.JUST MY GOOGLE ALERT.

- YEAH, MINE TOO.OH, MY GOD.

TMZ IS REPORTING THATWE ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR.

- THAT'S WHAT I CAMETO TELL YOU.

- YES! OH, OH!

[mimicking passionate moans]

YES! DON'T STOP!

HEY, YOU THINK'THEY'RE BUYING IT OUT THERE?

- OH, TRUST ME.HALF THE CREW IS

ON THE PHONETO TMZ ALREADY.

NOTHING LIKE A BITOF JUICY GOSSIP

TO KEEP YOUR NAMEIN THE PAPERS

AND GET YOUR MOVIETRENDING.

- I'M GETTINGA LITTLE NAUSEOUS.

HOW MUCH LONGER DOWE HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS?

- IT'S ONLY BEENTHREE MINUTES.

I HAVE MY REPUTATIONTO THINK OF.

- OH.

YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THISWHOLE FAKE RELATIONSHIP THING.

DO YOU DO THIS REGULARLY?- OH, ABSOLUTELY.

I ONCE CARRIED ONA SIX-MONTH ROMANCE

WITH HELENA BONHAM CARTER.- OH.

- NEVER MET HER.

BIG FINISH?- PLEASE.

[both moaning]

OH, GOD! OH, GOD! OH, GOD!

[both cry out in unison]

- AND...SCENE.

- OH, IT'S JUST SO FLATTERING.

AN ACTOR OF EMMET'S CALIBERCAN HAVE HIS PICK OF ACTRESSES

TO HAVEA FAKE ROMANCE WITH.

- ARE YOU SUREYOU'RE REALLY FAKING IT,

NOT FAKING FAKING IT?

BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKEYOU GENUINELY LIKE HIM.

- NO, NO, NO, NO,MY FAKERY IS SINCERE.

- WELL, AT LEAST YOU KNOWEMMET FAKE-LOVES YOU.

I HAVE NO IDEAHOW ALEC FEELS ABOUT ME.

AND I CAN'T CHECK MY PHONEBECAUSE JOY TOOK IT.

- FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDSTEXT STUPID.

- OH, YOU TEXTED HIM?

- JUST A FEW TIMES.

- EIGHT TIMES!I TRIED TO STOP HER.

- NO, YOU DIDN'T.ALL YOU SAID WAS,

[imitating Joy]"OH, I DON'T KNOW, MELANIE."

ANYWAY, HE DIDN'T WRITE BACK,AND I COULDN'T STAND IT,

SO THEN I TEXTED--- "SORRY I TEXTED BEFORE.

SHOULDN'T HAVE BOTHERED YOUON VACAY."

- I WAS SUREHE'D ACKNOWLEDGE THAT.

- BUT HE DIDN'T, SO..."HI AGAIN.

"I KNOW I SAID I SHOULDN'THAVE TEXTED BEFORE,

"BUT COULD YOU JUSTTEXT BACK 'K'

SO I KNOW YOU'RE SAFE?"

- AND?- NOTHING.

SO TO CALM DOWN,I HAD A LITTLE WINE.

- WHICH BRINGS US TO..."HEY, NUMBNUTS, WHAT GIVES?"

- EXCUSE ME, JOY,ELKA AND I NEED HELP

OPENING A BOTTLE.

MAY WE PLEASE BORROWYOUR BIG MAN HANDS?

- GOOD LORD, IT'S1,000 DEGREES IN HERE.

- [whispers loudly]MENOPAUSE.

- OH, WOULD YOU MINDLOOKING OVER THIS AD I WROTE

FOR CLEVELAND GILFs?

ELKA DOESN'T THINKIT'S SEXY ENOUGH.

- IF THIS IS SEXY,I'M RIHANNA.

- THERE YOU GOMAKING UP WORDS AGAIN.

I KNOW, JOY CANREAD IT OUT LOUD

AND THEN WE'LL DECIDE.

- NO, NOT JOY.

BRITISH VOICESARE NOT SEXY.

- OH, REALLY?

WELL, I'LL JUST GETMY READING GLASSES

AND WE'LL SEEWHO'S SEXY.

- IF ELKA HOLDS THE PAGESFAR ENOUGH AWAY,

YOU WON'T NEED GLASSES.

- ALL RIGHT.

GOD, IT'S HOT IN HERE.

- WELL, TAKE OFFYOUR SWEATER.

- AND I'LL POINT THE FANAT YOU.

- HI THERE.

ARE YOU LOOKINGFOR SOME INAPPROPRIATE FUN

WITH SOME AGE-APPROPRIATEWOMEN?

[cell phone chimes]- OH, THANK GOD.

IS THAT AL--- DAT, DAT, DAT!

AH, IT'S FROM CHLOE.

OH, SHE CAN'TREACH ALEC EITHER.

SHE'S TEXTED HIM TEN TIMES.- TEN TIMES?

WOW.TALK ABOUT NEEDY.

- [gasps]OH, AND SHE SAW ON PEREZHILTON

THAT EMMET AND I ARE HAVINGA STEAMY, ON-SET AFFAIR.

OH, AND APPARENTLYWE'RE THINK ABOUT

ADOPTING A BABYFROM MALAWI.

WE ARE SUCH GIVERS.

- SO IF YOU'RE 5'11"OR USED TO BE,

ENJOY SHORT WALKSON THE BEACH

AND BACK-FRIENDLYLOVEMAKING,

CALL CLEVELAND GILFs.

WE PUT THE SEXIN"SEXAGENARIAN."

- SEE? HOT.

- I WAS WRONG.

I GUESS THERE'S NO FOOLLIKE AN OLD FOOL.

- THANK YOU.

- SO DID WE GETTHE OLD FOOL ON TAPE?

- LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

- [Joy's voice on tape]SO IF YOU'RE 5'11"

OR USED TO BE...

- PUT IT ON THE WEB SITE.

- YOU REALIZE POOR JOYIS GOING TO BE HIT ON

BY EVERY GEEZER IN TOWN.

- WIN-WIN.

- HOW WAS SCHOOL?- HOW OLD DO I LOOK?

- 35. SAME AS ME. WHY?

- ALL THESE OLD MEN KEEPLEERING AND WAVING AT ME.

AND CALLING ME A"TOMATO."

THEY FOLLOWED MEAROUND THE MALL

LIKE A PACKOF SLOW-MOVING ZOMBIES.

LUCKILY, I WAS ABLE TO CLIMBA FEW STAIRS AND LOSE THEM.

- [gasps]OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GREAT.

ALEC JUST POSTEDTO HIS FACEBOOK PAGE.

"SORRY I'M NOT RETURNINGMESSAGES,

BUT I'M ON VACATIONAND I LEFT MY PHONE AT HOME."

HE HASN'T SEEN MY TEXTS.

HE DOESN'T THINKI'M AN IDIOT.

- I HATE TO BRING UPTHE OBVIOUS,

BUT HE WILL SEE THEMWHEN HE GETS BACK.

AND BEFORE YOU ASK,I WILL NOT HELP YOU

BREAK INTO HIS APARTMENTSO YOU CAN DELETE YOUR MESSAGES.

- THAT IS A GREAT IDEA!

YOU KNOW, BETWEEN THISAND THE STAIR TRICK,

YOU'RE KIND OF A GENIUS.

- NICE TRY.BUT YOU CAN'T TRICK JOY SCROGGS

INTO DOING SOMETHING STUPIDWITH A LITTLE FLATTERY.

- JOY, WHAT ARE YOU DOINGIN THIS AD

FOR SOMETHING CALLED"CLEVELAND GILFs"?

- OH, DEAR GOD!

SO IF YOU'RE 5'11"OR USED TO BE,

ENJOY SHORT WALKSON THE BEACH

AND BACK-FRIENDLYLOVEMAKING...

ELKA, MAMIE SUE,GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!

WELL, WHAT DO YOU TWO HAVETO SAY FOR YOURSELVES?

- I'M SO SORRY.

- WE NEVER MEANTFOR YOU TO FIND OUT.

- YOU DON'T HAVE TO DATEANYONE.

YOU'RE JUST THERE TO GETTHE RUBES IN THE TENT.

- IT'S A CLASSICBAIT AND SWITCH.

WE WERE JUST SAYINGHOW SMART WE WERE TO GO WITH YOU

INSTEAD OF VICTORIAOR MELANIE.

- WELL, THAT'S NICE.- NO, IT'S NOT.

- HELLO, EVERYONE.

- WOW!

WE SHOULD HAVE GONEWITH VICTORIA.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOINGALL DOLLED UP?

- I HAVE A DATE.

MY FAKE LOVER IS TAKING METO A REAL DINNER.

- EMMET LAWSON ISCOMING HERE?

- MM-HMM.[doorbell rings]

- VICTORIA,YOU LOOK GLORIOUS!

AND, MELANIE,YOU'RE A VISION.

- OH, AND THIS IS JOY.- HI.

- HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOUYOU LOOK LIKE KATE BECKINSALE?

- YES!

- [clears throat]

- OH, AND THIS IS ELKAAND MAMIE SUE.

- ENCHANTE.

- OH, SAY,"BY ODIN'S SWORD,

I WILL MAKE THE EARTH TREMBLEWITH MY FORCE."

- FROM A LITTLE FILM CALLED WARS OF ASGARD.

- YES.

- "BY ODIN'S SWORD,

I WILL MAKE THE EARTH TREMBLEWITH MY FORCE."

[rapid applause]

- NOW SAY "LOVE DIES..."

- "BUT ITS ECHOES NEVER DO."

FROM THE FILM A HYMN AT EVENSONG.

A FAVORITE.[applause]

- NOW SAY,"I DON'T CARE WHO'S WATCHING,

I WANT TO TAKE YOURIGHT NOW."

- WHAT FILM IS THAT FROM?I DON'T RECALL IT.

- JUST SAY IT.

- OKAY, I THINK MAYBEIT'S TIME FOR US TO LEAVE.

- ACTUALLY, THERE'S SOMETHINGI NEED TO TELL YOU.

[both cell phones chime]- OH...

OH, ANOTHER GOOGLE ALERT.WHAT HAVE WE DONE NOW?

[gasps]

WE'VE BROKEN UP?

- I'M SO SORRY, VICTORIA.TRULY.

BUT MY AGENT SAID THATYOU WEREN'T TESTING VERY WELL.

SO NOW I'M HAVING A FAKE AFFAIRWITH HEIDI KLUM...

WHOM, I'M TOLD,IS VERY NICE.

- SHE IS BARELYIN THE MOVIE.

- YES, IT'S A ROTTEN BUSINESS.

BUT WE STILL HAVEOUR REAL FRIENDSHIP.

- WHY COULDN'T I HAVEDUMPED YOU?

- YOU KNOW THAT'S NOTTHE WAY IT IS.

I'M A BIGGER STAR.[all gasp and groan]

- JUST GO.

- LOOK, THAT CAME OUT WRONG.

YOU'RE MORE THANFAKE HURT, AREN'T YOU?

- GET OUT.

- AS YOU WISH.GOOD NIGHT.

- OH, HONEY,ARE YOU OKAY?

- [shaky]NO.

- YOU DO HAVE REAL FEELINGSFOR HIM, DON'T YOU?

- OF COURSE NOT.

I WOULDN'T MAKETHE ROOKIE MISTAKE

OF FALLING FOR MY CO-STAR,NO MATTER HOW HANDSOME

AND CHARMINGAND RIGHT HE IS FOR ME

IN HUNDREDS OF WAYS.

I'M JUST ANGRY BECAUSEHE CARES SO LITTLE FOR ME

THAT HE CAN JUST SWITCHFAKE RELATIONSHIPS

WITHOUT ANY REGARDFOR MY FEELINGS.

- IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION,

HEIDI KLUM'S NOT GOINGTO STAY WITH HIM.

- WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?

- SHE WAS MARRIED TO SEAL.

AND...HOW TO PUT THIS?

ONCE YOU'VE HADCARNAL RELATIONS

WITH A GENTLEMANOF AFRICAN DESCENT...

IT'S QUITE UNUSUALTO GO BACK.

- HURRY UP BEFOREALEC'S NEIGHBORS SEE US.

- DON'T WORRY,I GOT THIS.

- WHERE DID YOU LEARNTO PICK A LOCK?

- A LIFETIME ORIGINAL MOVIE,

DON'T GO BREAKING INTO MY HEART.

[cell phone chimes]

- OH, VICTORIA,YOU GOT A GOOGLE ALERT.

- WHAT'S IT SAY?

- NOTHING.

- IT'S ABOUT EMMET, ISN'T IT?JUST READ IT.

- OKAY.

"EMMET LAWSONLINKED WITH HEIDI KLUM,

TELLS VICTORIA CHASE'YOU'RE OUT.'"

- OH.

- I'M SORRY, SWEETIE.

- YEAH, WELL, HE'S THE ONEWHO'S GONNA BE SORRY.

EMMET AND I ARE DOINGOUR BEHIND-THE-SCENES INTERVIEW

FOR THE DVD TOMORROW,

AND I'M NOT SURE THAT I'M GOINGTO BE ABLE TO STAY CIVIL.

SPOILER ALERT, I'M NOT.

AND PRESTO.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

IT WORKED EVERY TIMEON THE MOVIE.

- EXCUSE ME.

I JUST GOT A CALLTHAT THREE WOMEN

WERE BREAKING INTOAN APARTMENT.

- YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.

- YOU DON'T.

BUT YOU DO.

- I'M GUESSING YOU HAVEA COMPUTER.

- THAT'S IT! YOU'RE FROMCLEVELANDGILFS.COM.

- YES, I'M THEIR SPOKESGILF.

- HEY, IF YOU HELP US OUT,

MAYBE YOU TWO CAN MAKEA LOVE CONNECTION.

- MELANIE!

- SHE NEEDS TO GET IN THEREAND LEAVE A NOTE

TO BREAK UPWITH HER BOYFRIEND,

AND THEN SHE'LL BE FREETO DATE YOU.

- FINE! ONE DINNER.

I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 8:00.

- P.M.?

- [gasps]FOUND IT! FOUND IT! HA!

DELETE, DELETE...

WOW, I AM NOTA GOOD DRUNK SPELLER.

SO LONG, NUMBNUTS.OKAY, THAT'S DONE.

SO I GUESS THE ONLYLOGICAL THING

IS FOR US TO GET OUTOF HERE.

[laughter]

- WE CAN'T LEAVE A MAN'SAPARTMENT WITHOUT SNOOPING.

- NO, IT'S PRACTICALLYEXPECTED.

- ALMOST WRONG NOT TO.

- DIBS ON THE MEDICINE CABINET.- OH, RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

- MM.

- AHH!- AAH!

- WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

- UH...UH...

- YOU KNOW WHAT?I DON'T CARE.

I WAS GONNA DUMP ALEC'S STUFFAT THE FRONT DOOR,

BUT IT WAS OPEN, SO...

- WAIT, CARMEN--

AND DON'T BOTHER YOURSELFWITH HOW I KNOW YOUR NAME--

UM, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BEIN COZUMEL WITH ALEC?

- HE CALLED ME AT THE LASTMINUTE AND TOLD ME NOT TO COME.

HE SAID HE NEEDED TIMETO THINK.

LOOK AT ME. WHAT IS THERETO THINK ABOUT?

- OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS,THIS IS GREAT.

ALEC LEFT HIS GIRLFRIENDAT HOME, POSSIBLY BECAUSE OF ME.

THIS IS FANTASTIC NEWS!

- EVEN BETTER NEWS IN HERE.EXTRA-LARGE CONDOMS.

NO, NEVER MIND.

JUST AN EXTRA-LARGE BOXOF CONDOMS.

- VICTORIA,I'LL START WITH YOU.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT WORKINGWITH EMMET LAWSON?

- HM.HOW DON'T I FEEL?

YOU KNOW, EMMET HASTHAT RARE QUALITY IN AN ACTOR

OF TOTAL AND COMPLETESELFISHNESS.

THE MANIS A CONSUMMATE FRAUD...

IN A GOOD WAY.

- IT'S BEEN A TREAT,WORKING WITH VICTORIA AS WELL.

HER SENSITIVITYBORDERS ON THE UNHINGED...

ALSO IN A GOOD WAY.

- YOU KNOW, IN ACTING,YOU HAVE TO BE IN THE MOMENT.

SEE? THAT'S WHATTHE MOMENT CALLED FOR.

- AN EXCELLENT EXAMPLE

OF THAT UNHINGED QUALITYI MENTIONED EARLIER.

- IN THE MOVIE, YOU PLAY EXESWHO HATE EACH OTHER

BUT FALL IN LOVE AGAIN.

HOW, AS ACTORS, DO YOU MAKETHIS TRANSITION BELIEVABLE?

- YES, WELL,WHERE THERE'S ANGER,

THERE'S ALSO USUALLYPASSION,

AND YOU NEED TOHAVE PASSION

WHEN YOU'RE DEALINGWITH SUCH AN INFURIATING,

ALBEIT BEAUTIFUL CHARACTER.

- YOU THINK THAT I'M--I MEAN,

MY CHARACTER IS BEAUTIFUL?

- OF COURSE.IT ALMOST HURTS TO LOOK AT HER.

- WELL, HOW CANTHIS BEAUTIFUL CHARACTER

NOT RESPONDTO THE DASHING MAN,

NO MATTER HOW BADLYHE TREATED HER?

- WELL, HE DIDN'T MEANTO TREAT HER BADLY.

IN FACT, IT'S THE LAST THINGHE'D EVER WANT TO DO

TO SOMEBODY HE CARES ABOUT.

- WELL, IF HE CAREDABOUT HER,

THEN WHYHASN'T HE TOLD HER?

- PERHAPSSHE DIDN'T INDICATE

THAT SHE GENUINELYCARES FOR HIM.

- WELL, MAYBE I'M--SHE'S OLD-FASHIONED

AND BELIEVES THATIT'S THE MAN'S JOB

TO INITIATE THE PURSUIT.

- I'M GETTINGA LITTLE LOST HERE.

- OH, SHUT UP.

I WAS DEVASTATEDLAST NIGHT

WHEN YOU WENT ON YOUR DATEWITH HEIDI KLUM.

- OH, VICTORIA,I HATED DATING HEIDI KLUM.

HEIDI KLUM AND IARE NO LONGER AN ITEM.

- I'M NOT SURPRISED.

HOW TO PUT THIS?ONCE YOU GO BLACK--

- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO NOW.

- SO, HERE WE ARE.

- YES, HERE WE ARE.

- THE PRELUDE TO A KISS.

- YES, BUT--

- AH, THE "YES, BUT."

NATURAL CAUTIONFROM TWO PEOPLE

WHO'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.

CARDS ON THE TABLE.

I'VE HAD NUMEROUSFAILED RELATIONSHIPS

AND BEEN MARRIEDFOUR TIMES.

- I'VE BEEN MARRIED FIVE TIMES,NOT THAT IT'S A COMPETITION.

- ON THE ONE HAND, WE SHOULDPROCEED WITH CAUTION.

ON THE OTHER HAND,

I SENSE YOUR OTHER HANDPROCEEDING WITH ABANDON.

"BY ODIN'S SWORD,

I WILL MAKE THE EARTHTREMBLE WITH MY FORCE."

- THANK YOUFOR YOUR BUSINESS.

- NOW, FOR AN EXTRA $50,WE CAN UPGRADE YOU

TO A MODELWITH BIGGER HEADLIGHTS.

- MUST YOU?

- THAT'S OKAY.I LIKE 'EM SCRAWNY.

- PLEASE BRING HER BACK

IN AS CLOSE TOORIGINAL CONDITION AS POSSIBLE.

- SHALL WE, M'LADY?

- SHE'S GOING TO BEA GOOD LITTLE EARNER.

- OH, BOY.

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