The Soul Man Highlight: Boyce in the Hood

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Boyce eats Curtis's "special" cookies and attempts to apologize to Stamps for buying him a Cupcake Truck.

[slurps]

- BOYCE...

- STAAAMPS.

[laughs]

WHAT'S UP, MAN?

I WAS JUST HAVING SOME WINGS.YOU GOOD ON WINGS?

WHAT'S YOUR WING SITUATIONLOOKING LIKE RIGHT NOW?

- NAH, I-I'M GOOD, BRO.

- STRAIGHT?- YEAH.

SO WHY'D YOU WANTTO TALK TO ME?

- OH, MAN, STAMPS.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

I SAY THIS TO YOU,REAL TALK.

SERIOUS, STRAIGHT UP,MAN-TO-MAN.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

'CAUSE I MEAN THIS,WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY.

I MEAN THIS ONE HUNDRED.YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY, MAN.

I'M VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY,

VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY...

UM...

- SORRY?

- THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY!

I WAS GONNA SAY

THE EXACT SAME WORDSRIGHT THERE, MAN.

SO, UH,LOOK, STAMPS, MAN,

I SHOULD'VE NEVER GOTINTO YOUR IDEA LIKE THAT, MAN,

AND TOOK OVER, YOU KNOW,

AND GOT YOUA CUPCAKE TRUCK.

I MEAN,YOU THE CUPCAKE MAN.

THAT'S WHAT YOU AM,YOU KNOW.

- ALL RIGHT, WELL, LOOK.CHECK IT OUT, BRO.

I GOT SOMETHINGI WANT TO TELL YOU TOO--

- YEAH, WELL, WAIT, WAIT.HOLD UP.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

I GOT SOME MORE STUFF, MAN.

- ALL RIGHT.- YEAH.

YOU KNOW, I HAD, UM,

I GOT--I SAW A RETAIL SPACE--

OH, OKAY.

MM, MM.

LOOK, I-I SAWA RETAIL SPACE, MAN,

AND IT'S NICE,WITH A NICE KITCHEN IN THERE

AND EVERYTHING,YOU KNOW.

AND I GOT IT FOR YOU.I GOT IT.

THERE'S SOME PICTURES.TAKE A LOOK AT 'EM.

- BOYCE--- NICE, AIN'T IT?

- NOW, WAIT.ARE YOU HIGH?

- OH, NO.I DON'T THINK SO.

I DON'T KNOWHOW I COULD BE.

I DON'T--I AIN'T DO NOTHING.

- WELL, DID CURTIS MAKE THESE?

BOYCE, YOU COULDN'T SMELLTHE WEED IN THIS?

- OH, MAN,YOU MEAN HE GOT ME HIGH

WITHOUT MEEVEN KNOWING IT?

MAN, I'M SO MADAT HIM RIGHT NOW.

I AM UPSETAT THIS DUDE, MAN.

I AM LIVIDABOUT THIS, MAN.

MY FACE JUSTDON'T KNOW IT YET.

STAMPS, HERE COME THE PO-PO!I SEE THE PO-PO.

SHH, TWO O'CLOCK.

TWO O'CLOCK.

THREE O'CLOCK,THREE O'CLOCK.

IT'S NOON, IT'S NOON.

WHAT TIME IS IT?WHAT TIME ARE THEY?

- BOYCE, YOU'RE FINE,ALL RIGHT?

NOW, LISTEN.

I WAS KIND OF PISSEDAT YOU EARLIER.

YOU KNOW,I GOT TO THINKING,

AND I REALIZED THAT,YOU KNOW,

THE CUPCAKE TRUCK--IT WAS A GOOD IDEA, YOU KNOW.

AND I'M REALLY GLADTHAT YOU GOT IT.

- [snickering]

YOU JUST SAID CUPCAKE TRUCK.

YOU KNOW IT'S STOLEN?

IT WAS STOLEN.IT WAS STOLEN.

SOMEBODY GOTA STOLEN CUPCAKE TRUCK.

- OH.

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