The Soul Man Highlight: Daddy and Mommy Dearest

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Boyce and Lolli's old neighbors from Las Vegas, Robyn and Paul, come for an unexpected visit. The Ballentine's worry when their old neighbors decide they want to move to St. Louis and when they witness their terrible parenting skills.

- WELL, THEY COULDN'T BETOO FAR.

THEIR HOUSEIS STILL PLUGGED IN.

- LISTEN, I GOTA REALLY GOOD IDEA.

I'M GONNA TAKE ROBYNHOUSE HUNTING,

AND WHILE SHE'S DISTRACTED

TAKING PICTURESOF THE ARCH,

I'M GONNA DRIVE HEROVER TO EAST ST. LOUIS.

[snaps]

- OH,INTO THAT NEIGHBORHOOD

WHERE THE GOVERNORCRIED ON TV?

- MM-HMM.

THEY'RE FINALLY LETTINGPEOPLE BACK IN THERE.

- OH.

THAT'S PERFECT.YOU KNOW WHAT?

I ACTUALLY THINK I HAVE

A GREAT CAREER OPPORTUNITYFOR PAUL

DOWN AT THE CHURCH.

I'M GONNA HAVE HIMCLEAN UP

THE BACKED-UP SEWAGEFROM DOWN IN THE BASEMENT.

- THERE'S A PLUMBING PROBLEMAT THE CHURCH?

- YEAH, YOU KNOW, IF YOUDRAIN THE BAPTISMAL POOL

AND FLUSH THE UPSTAIRS TOILETAT THE SAME TIME,

NOT EVEN JESUS WOULD WALKON THAT WATER.

- OH!YOU ARE EVIL!

BABY, WHAT ARE YOUGONNA TELL GOD

WHEN YOU GET TO HEAVEN?

- I'M GONNA TELL HIMTHAT PAUL AND ROBYN

ARE THE REASONI'M HERE EARLY.

- OOH![laughs]

- GOOD MORNING, NEIGHBORS.- HEY.

- THANKSFOR THE SHOWER CAP, LOLLI.

TOO MUCH STEAM,

AND MY SCALP TURNSINTO A PLAYGROUND OF BLISTERS.

- WHY DON'T YOUJUST KEEP IT?

- SO WHERE'S CHUNG?

- WHO'S THAT NOW?

- YOUR FOSTER SON.

- OH, CHA-CHING.

- COME ON, STAMPSTHESUCKS,LEARN TO DIE WITH HONOR.

- ONE MORE!FIGHT!

[video game sound effect]

SON OF A--

- UH, CHUNG, SWEETIE,DID YOU SLEEP OKAY?

- YES, MA'AM.THE R.V. WAS VERY COMFORTABLE.

- MORE IMPORTANTLY,DID YOU REMEMBER

TO TURN YOUR BEDBACK INTO A TABLE

LIKE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO?

- WHOA, WHOA.

Y'ALL MADE HIMSLEEP OUTSIDE BY HIMSELF?

- NO, NO,HE LIKES THE OUTDOORS.

DESPITE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE,THEY ARE A TROPICAL PEOPLE.

- ALL RIGHT,ALL RIGHT.

THAT CONCLUDESTODAY'S SENSITIVITY TRAINING.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S ROLL.

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