Hot in Cleveland Highlight: Stayin' Alive

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When Bob misreads one of Joy's "sexy" texts, he walks into a hostage situation.

"I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S

HAVING."

[GASP]

>> OH MY GOD, IT'S BOB.

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> WHO ARE YOU?

YOU ARE MY 100TH CUSTOMER,

CONGRATULATIONS.

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> WAIT A SECOND.

I'M THE ONE WHO NEEDS

PLASTIC SURGERY.

>> YES, I SEE.

>> HEY, MY FACE IS UP HERE.

>> OH?

>> AS A SURGEON, I'M SURE

YOU NEED TO SCRUB UP BEFORE

YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE.

>> AND I'M SURE FROM WHAT

YOU JUST SAID YOU MUST BE A

NURSE AND I WILL NEED YOU TO

ASSIST ME.

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

AROUND HERE?

>> BOB, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE,

I NEED TO CALL THE POLICE

AND TELL THEM WE ARE BEING

HELD HOSTAGE BY THE THIEVES.

>> I LEFT MY PHONE IN THE

CAR.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> I GOT JOY'S SEXY TEXT.

>> MY TEXT SAYS I NEEDED A

FEW DAYS OFF.

>> MY TEXT SAID YOU WANTED

ME TO GET YOU OFF FOR A FEW

DAYS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> STUPID AUTO CORRECT.

>> WELL, MAYBE AUTO CORRECT

KNOWS US BETTER THAN WE KNOW

OURSELVES, JOY.

>> BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW WE

WERE HERE?

>> LUCKY GUESS.

OR MAYBE I PUT A G.P.S. ON

JOY'S CAR.

I'M GOING TO GO WITH LUCKY

GUESS.

>> WELL, GET BACK OUT THERE

AND FIND AN EXCUSE TO GO TO

YOUR CAR CALL THE POLICE.

>> I NEED TO GO TO MY CAR

AND GET SOME EQUIPMENT,

KNIVES AND OTHER SURGICAL

CUTLERY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> GREETINGS.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I'M DR. JEN HO CANE.

>> NO, I'M DR. GEHO KANG

MUCH.

>> PERHAPS WE WILL NEVER

KNOW WHO IT.

>> IT'S SO OBVIOUS THAT IT'S

ME.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> WELL, THAT'S JUST RACIST.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> LUNCH IS SERVED.

[GASP]

OH MY GOD, I KNOW HOW ARE.

>> YES, I'M VICTORIA CHASE.

STAR OF STAGE SCREEN.

>> YOU ARE MRS. LADYPANTS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> DEAR GOD.

>> OH MY GOD!

I CAN'T BREATHE!

I CAN'T BREATHE!

>> WAIT A SECOND, WHAT IS

MRS. LADYPANTS?

>> IT'S A COMMERCIAL THAT

VICTORIA DID IN ASIA.

IT'S ABOUT A PRODUCT -- HOW

CAN I PUT THIS DELICATELY?

>> SHE MODELS DIAPERS.

>> IT'S AN ABSORBENT PANT.

>> I WEAR MRS. LADYPANTS FOR

HIM WHEN I DO LONG

SURGERIES.

>> YOU PERFORM SURGERY IN

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