The Exes Highlight: Trading Places

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Watch our favorite moment from Trading Places. Tune in Wednesday 10:30/9:30C!

BY BREAKING UP WITH PAUL?- NO.

- AND YOU DON'T THINKI GAVE UP ON LOVE TOO SOON?

- NO.- ARE YOU JUST PLACATING ME

BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A HURRYTO CATCH YOUR PLANE?

- ABSO-FREAKIN'-LUTELY.

COME ON, I'M GONNA BE LATETO MY GREAT AUNT'S FUNERAL.

NOT THAT IT LESSENSTHE GRIEF,

BUT I HEARDSHE LEFT ME SOME GOODIES.

- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.GO GET YOUR FUNERAL SWAG.

- THANKS.

I SWEAR, IF THEY BURY HERWITH THAT GIANT RUBY

SHE PROMISED ME,I'M DIVING IN AFTER IT.

- HI, GUYS.CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

- YES, YOU DID THE RIGHT THINGBREAKING UP WITH PAUL.

- NO, YOU DIDN'TGIVE UP ON LOVE TOO SOON.

- AND YES, IF I HEARONE MORE WORD ABOUT THIS,

WE'RE GOING TO TAKEA LITTLE TRIP UPSTATE,

AND ONLY ONE OF USIS COMING BACK.

- COME ON, YOU GUYS.I'M A WOMAN, I NEED TO VENT.

IT'S WHAT WE DO.I MEAN, AFTER A BREAKUP,

WE DISSECT EVERY SINGLE MOMENTOF THE RELATIONSHIP

UNTIL THE SOUND OF OUR OWNVOICES MAKES US WANT TO SCREAM.

- ANY CHANCEWE'RE THERE YET?

- HOLLY, YOU DON'T GET IT.WE'RE GUYS, WE'RE NOT LISTENERS.

OUR EARS WERE BUILT TO HEARSPORTS SCORES AND BEER ADS

AND OUR NAMES CALLED OUTDURING SEX.

- THAT HAPPENED TO ME ONCE.I HAD MY ELBOW ON HER HAIR.

- ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, LOOK,WITH EDEN GONE,

I REALLY NEEDSOMEONE TO TALK TO.

I NEED ONE OF YOUTO BE MY WOMAN.

- OH, NOT IT.- NOT IT.

- NOT IT--HEY.

- LOOKS LIKEWE HAVE A VOLUNTEER.

[sighs]- WOW, IS IT CROWDED IN HERE.

WOULD YOU MINDIF I BORROWED THIS CHAIR?

- NOT AT ALL, OR PERHAPSYOU'D CARE TO JOIN US?

- ARE YOU SURE I WOULDN'T BEINTERRUPTING YOUR CONVERSATION?

- OH, YOU ARE, AND BLESS YOU.

- WHAT HE'S TRYING TO SAY

IS THAT I JUST BROKE UPWITH MY BOYFRIEND

AND HE'S SICK OF HEARING MEYAK ABOUT IT.

- WELL, OF COURSEWE HAVE TO YAK ABOUT IT.

WE NEED TO VENT.IT'S OUR PROCESS.

- AH.- THANK YOU. [chuckles]

I'VE ONLY KNOWN HER30 SECONDS,

SHE'S ALREADYA BETTER WOMAN THAN YOU ARE.

- YEAH, WELL, I MEAN,I BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND

SIX MONTHS AGO, AND I'M STILLNOT DONE TALKING ABOUT IT.

- AH.- WELL, YOU KNOW, THE BEST WAY

TO GET OVER A GUY IS TO JUMPRIGHT INTO A NEW RELATIONSHIP.

HASKELL LUTZ, JUMPABLE.

- [laughs]

JULIA SOMMES,AND FOR SOME REASON, INTRIGUED.

- AH--HI--HI, JUL--HI.HI, JULIA.

- [laughs]

- I'M HOLLY.- HI.

- AND I DON'T WANT TO SCARE YOUOR ANYTHING

BUT YOU'RE MY NEWBEST GIRLFRIEND.

- HOO HOO! LOOKS LIKEI FOUND THE FUN TABLE.

- YEAH![laughter]

- HEY, LET ME BUY THE NEXT ROUNDFOR MY TWO NEW FRIENDS.

- OKAY.- SCRAM.

- YOU SCRAM.- I NEED A WOMAN.

- I NEED ONE WORSE!both: AH.

- HELLO.- [laughs]

- ALL RIGHT, NOW,

LET'S CHECK OUT THE TALENT POOL,SHALL WE?

JACKPOT, JACKPOT,JACKPOT!

- HANG ON, HANG ON.- HMM?

- HOW DO YOU KNOWTHAT WOMAN'S FOR YOU?

- I JUST GOT WORDFROM A LOWER AUTHORITY.

- YOUR PENIS?

THAT'S WHO'S MAKINGYOUR DECISIONS?

- I TRUST HIM WITH EVERYTHINGBUT STOCK TIPS.

- OKAY, SO YOU DON'T CAREWHO SHE IS, OR WHAT SHE'S LIKE,

OR ABOUT MAKING ANY KINDOF EMOTIONAL CONNECTION?

- LET ME CHECK.

NO.

- HELLO.I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE

THAT YOU'RE READING SOMETHINGOTHER THAN A TWEET OR A TEXT

AND I, FOR ONE,SAY BRAVO.

SORRY, I HOPE THAT DIDN'T SOUNDLIKE SOME SLICK PICKUP LINE.

- NOPE, NOT EVEN REMOTELY.

- YOU MIND?- OH, NOT AT ALL, HAVE A SEAT.

- SO YOU'RE READING HEMINGWAY.WOW, GREAT CHOICE.

YOU KNOW, I'LL NEVER FORGETTHE FIRST TIME

I READ THE SUN ALSO...

RISES.

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