Fan Fave Clip: Sexaholics

  • Season 3
  • Aired

When Melanie (Valerie Bertinelli) follows a cute guy into a random meeting at a Cleveland Community Center, she is surprised to find out what kind of meeting it is.

- NOW, HOW ABOUT SOMETHINGFROM OUR NEWEST MEMBER?

- ME?

- YOU'RE SAFE HERE.

- HI, I'M MELANIE...

AND I'M A...

SEXAHOLIC.

all: HI, MELANIE.

- I CAN'T DO THIS, SAM.

- LOOK, SOMETIMES IT'S BESTTO JUST PUT IT ALL OUT THERE.

START WITH YOUR ROCK BOTTOM--

THE DAY YOU KNEW YOU WEREA SLAVE TO YOUR SEXUAL DESIRES.

- UM...OKAY,THERE WAS, UM...

THERE WASTHIS ONE TIME

I GOT LOSTIN A WOODED AREA.

AND THESE SEVEN GUYSFOUND ME.

AND THEY BROUGHT ME BACKTO THEIR COTTAGE,

AND THEY MADE MECOOK AND CLEAN FOR THEM.

I THINK THEY WERE MINERS.- MINERS?

- OH, NO!NOT THE YOUNG KIND OF MINORS.

NO, THE--YOU KNOW,WITH THE PICK AXES, MINERS.

ANYWAY, I THINK I HADA BAD APPLE...TINI...

AND, UM, BEFORE KNEW IT,I WAS LYING ACROSS

THESE TINY LITTLE BEDS

AND ALL THE MINERSWERE STANDING OVER ME,

WHISTLING A HAPPY TUNE.

YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE I'D JUSTHAD SEX WITH THEM,

THE END.

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