Boyce and Lolli Negotiate

  • Aired

Boyce tries to convince Lolli to let Stamps stay at their house for a few months.Wednesday at 11:00PM ET/PT on TV Land!

OR STAMPS KICKED HIMSELF OUT,BUT EITHER WAY, HE'S HOMELESS.

- YOU KNOW,IF YOU WEREN'T IN THE MOOD,

YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD MEBEFORE I GOT ALL GREASED UP.

WELL, MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR STAMPSTO FIND HIM A NEW PLACE.

- YOU KNOW,ABOUT THAT, UH,

I WAS THINKING THAT MAYBEHE CAN LIVE HERE WITH US.

WELL?

- I'M SORRY, IN MY MIND,I JUST SLAPPED YOU.

- YOU KNOW, I SEE THAT LOOKON YOUR FACE ALL THE TIME.

HOW OFTEN DO YOU THINKABOUT SLAPPING ME IN YOUR HEAD?

- YOU KNOW WHAT?I LOVE STAMPS, OKAY,

BUT YOU AND YOUR DADCODDLE HIM.

I MEAN, HE MAKES ROYALTIESFROM THAT ONE SONG

HE WROTE FOR YOU, BUT HE ALWAYSGOES OUT AND BLOWS HIS MONEY

BECAUSE YOU GUYS DON'T MAKE HIMBE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIMSELF.

- BABE,IT'S MY LITTLE BROTHER.

IT'S LIKE THE SONI NEVER WANTED.

YOU KNOW, BESIDES, DAD JUSTPUT HIM OUT WITHOUT ANY WARNING.

- WHOA,LET'S BE REAL.

YOUR DAD DIDN'T PUT HIM OUT,HE PUT HIM HERE, RIGHT?

AND WE HAVEN'T HADTHIS HOUSE TO OURSELVES

FOR MORETHAN TEN MINUTES.

- I KNOW, BABY,BUT I'M JUST THINKING,

MAYBE WE CAN LET HIMSTAY HERE LONG ENOUGH

TO SAVE ENOUGH MONEYTO GET HIS OWN PLACE.

I PROMISE,YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW HE'S HERE.

- HE CAN STAYFOR THREE WEEKS.

- WELL, HE'S GONNA NEEDA LITTLE LONGER THAN THAT,

SO YOU KNOW,TWO MONTHS.

- THREE WEEKS.- ALL RIGHT,

FOUR WEEKSAND A WEEKEND.

- THREE WEEKS.

- YOU KNOW THIS IS NOTHOW NEGOTIATION WORKS, RIGHT?

- I'M NOT NEGOTIATING.

BOOM.

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