Hot in Cleveland Highlight: Dr. Who

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Joy, Simon and Owen try to appear to be a perfect family to impress a prospective preschool.

- SHE'S PART OF YOURSUPPORT SYSTEM, ISN'T SHE?

- YES, I AM.

AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THATI AM HAPPY TO USE MY CELEBRITY

TO HELP THE SCHOOLIN ANY WAY.

- I'M SORRY,WHO EXACTLY ARE YOU?

- I'M VICTORIA CHASE.

- AND WHAT DO YOU DO?

- I'M A VERY FAMOUS ACTRESS.

- ALL RIGHT.

OKAY,LET'S TALK ABOUT FAMILY.

I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY,YOU KNOW,

IT'S SO IMPORTANT THAT CHILDRENHAVE ADULTS WHO CARE.

- I ABSOLUTELY AGREE.

THAT'S WHY I MADE SUREWILBUR HAS THAT.

- SPEAKING OF CARING, OWEN,

I READ AN ARTICLE THAT SAIDTHAT SOME FATHERS

BUILD STRONG BONDSWITH THEIR CHILDREN

DESPITE BEING ABSENTMANY YEARS.

- IT PROBABLY DREWYOUR ATTENTION

BECAUSE OF ITS LACKOF SIMILARITIES

TO OUR OWN SITUATION.

- I READ A DIFFERENT ARTICLE

THAT SAID ADULT CHILDRENOF ABSENT FATHERS

AREN'T THAT INTERESTEDIN BUILDING A BOND.

- ALTHOUGH ALL THAT READINGDIDN'T STOP THEM

FROM ENJOYING AMERICA'SFAVORITE PASTIME, TELEVISION.

HAVE I WON AN EMMY?WHY, YES, I HAVE.

- BUT TODAY IS ABOUT WILBUR.

- WELL, I HOPE WILBUR WON'TBE WATCHING MUCH TELEVISION.

WE PREFER OUTDOOR ACTIVITIESFOR OUR CHILDREN.

- WILBUR AND I LIKETO GO FISHING.

- I LOVE FISHING!WE SHOULD GO THIS WEEKEND!

- YOU KNOW,I PLAYED A FISH OUT OF WATER

IN THE FORTHCOMINGWOODY ALLEN MOVIE.

SURELY YOU HAVE HEARD OF HIM?

- I'VE HEARD OF HIM.I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIM.

- [mocking] "I'VE HEARD OF HIM.I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIM."

- LOOK, IF YOU DON'T WANTTO GO FISHING,

WE COULD ALWAYS GOSKEET SHOOTING.

- I DON'T LIKE GUNS.

- BARBEQUE?- I DON'T EAT MEAT.

- HUNTING?- THAT'S GUNS AND MEAT.

LOOK, I'M SORRY.I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.

THIS IS JUST SO WEIRD.

- IT-IT DOESN'T HAVETO BE, SON.

- DUDE, BACK OFF.I JUST MET YOU!

- WHAT IS GOING ON?

- OH, BLOODY HELL.I GIVE UP.

THE TRUTH ISSIMON GOT ME PREGNANT

WHEN WE WERE VERY YOUNG,

AND I GAVE UP OWENFOR ADOPTION.

OWEN AND I RECONNECTEDA FEW YEARS AGO,

BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME

SIMON'S EVERLAID EYES ON HIM.

LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS A BIG MESSBUT PLEASE,

DON'T JUDGE THE CHILDBY THE FAMILY.

- AND, YOU KNOW,THAT IS AN OFFICIAL RULE

OF THE LITTLEPRINCE CHARMING PAGEANT.

- WAIT A MINUTE.I DO RECOGNIZE YOU.

- OH, THANK YOU.

- I WAS TRAVELLING IN ASIALAST YEAR.

YOU'RE THE FACEOF INCONTINENCE!

YOU'RE MRS. LADYPANTS!

- WILL THAT HELP WILBUR GETINTO YOUR SCHOOL?

- NOT AT ALL.

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