Hot in Cleveland Highlight: The Man That Got Away

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Victoria laments her recent hair-don't, while Elka and Joy trade barbs.

HOW WAS L.A.?

- WELL, I HAVE A MAJORSAD ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

I DIDN'T GET THE PART,AND...

[drops bag]MY WEDDING IS RUINED.

- [gasps]

- WHAT HAPPENED?

- OH, THEY INSISTED THATI SCREEN TEST IN CHARACTER,

AND I AGREED BECAUSETHE ACADEMY JUST LOVES IT

WHEN A BEAUTIFUL ACTRESSMAKES HERSELF LOOK HIDEOUS

FOR A ROLE.

ONLY I DIDN'T GET THE ROLE,

AND SO NOW I'M JUSTA BEAUTIFUL ACTRESS

WHO LOOKS HIDEOUS.

- OH, HONEY, YOU'RE ABOUTTO MARRY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.

IT DOESN'T MATTERHOW YOU LOOK.

- WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER?

- MELANIE JUST FOUND OUTSHE'S CANCER-FREE,

AND SHE'S TURNING INTOONE OF THOSE

"LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL" PEOPLE THATYOU HAVE TO BLOCK ON FACEBOOK.

- OH, I'M SO GLADYOU'RE OKAY.

- THANK YOU.NOW, ON THE PLUS SIDE,

EVERYONE HAS ONE THING GO WRONGAT THEIR WEDDING, RIGHT?

NOW YOU'VE HAD YOURS.

- HER WEDDING IS IN PRISON.

I THINK THAT BOXHAS BEEN CHECKED.

- JUST WEARYOUR EMERGENCY WIG.

EMMET WILL NEVER KNOWTHE DIFFERENCE.

- I REMEMBER MY WEDDING.

- YOU MEAN THE GROOMCLUBBING YOU OVER THE HEAD

AND DRAGGING YOUTO HIS CAVE?

- IT'S TRUE.I'M OLD.

LET'S TALK ABOUTYOUR WEDDINGS.

OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

- YES, TWO MEN DID LEAVE MEAT THE ALTAR.

BUT SIMONWOULD'VE MARRIED ME

WHEN I WAS PREGNANTWITH OWEN

IF MY MOTHERHADN'T SENT HIM OFF.

I KNOW HE'S A RAT FOR NEVERTRYING TO GET IN TOUCH,

BUT...THERE'S JUST SOMETHINGABOUT YOUR FIRST LOVE.

- HE KNOCKED YOU UPAND SKIPPED TOWN.

- BUT I SEE THE POINTJOY IS TRYING TO MAKE.

I MEAN, EVEN MY PRISON WEDDINGWON'T BE AS SAD AS HER LIFE.

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