The Magic of Cleveland

  • Season 3
  • Aired

Valerie scores a date with a Cleveland football hero while Victoria decides whether to give blood to a car full of clowns.

- OH, MY GOD.

A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYERJUST ASKED ME OUT AT MY AGE.

IT'S THE MAGIC OF CLEVELAND,LADIES.

- IN L.A., THE CUT-OFF AGE FORDATING A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE

IS 25.

WELL, 29 IF YOU'RE WILLINGTO DATE A BOWLER.

- WAS THAT JIMMY ARMSTRONG?- YES.

AND I'M GOING ON A DATEWITH HIM.

[both scream]

- OH, MY GOD!

YOU ARE GONNA BE THE ENVYOF EVERY WOMAN IN CLEVELAND.

YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE NOTON LIFE SUPPORT.

I'D KICK THAT PLUGRIGHT OUT.

OH, I CAME IN HEREFOR A REASON.

OH, THERE'S BEENA TERRIBLE ACCIDENT.

A CARNY HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINKAT THE CIRCUS

AND FIRED THE HUMAN CANNONBALLRIGHT INTO A CAR FULL OF CLOWNS.

THERE'VE BEEN MANY SERIOUSINJURIES

AND WE'RE LOOKING FORTYPE AB NEGATIVE BLOOD.

- OH, VICTORIA,YOU HAVE AB NEGATIVE BLOOD.

- NO, I DON'T BELIEVE I DOANYMORE.

- OH, DO SOMETHING SELFLESSFOR ONCE.

- I DON'T LIKE THE WORDSELFLESS.

IT IMPLIES THAT AFTERWARDS,THERE WILL BE LESS SELF.

- BUT IT FEELS GOODTO DO SOMETHING NICE

WITHOUT THINKING OF ANY KUDOS.

- KUDOS, YOU SAY.

THIS ROOM FOR HEROBLOOD DONORS,

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