The Soul Man Highlight: Obama Drama

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When Boyce meddles in his daughter's relationship with Jesse (David Alan Grier), his plan to break them up backfires.

I'M GONNA GIVE MICHELLE OBAMAMY CUPCAKE.

OH, MY GOSH, LOOK AT HER.

SHE'S LIKE THE PERFECT WOMAN.

I MEAN, SHE'S SO BEAUTIFULAND SMART AND CLASSY.

OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?WHO AM I KIDDING?

I CAN'T TALK TO HER.

- OF COURSE YOU CAN, STAMPS.

YOU CAN DO ANYTHINGYOU PUT YOUR MIND TO.

- LOLLI, SHE'S THE FIRST LADYOF THE UNITED STATES.

I'M JUST A COMMON CUPCAKE MAKER.

- REPEAT AFTER ME.

YOU IS KIND.

YOU IS SMART.

YOU IS IMPORTANT.

- SO THE CARDSARE ON THE TABLE.

WE'RE BOTH MENOF THE WORLD, HUH?

WE KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN.- OH, YEAH.

- WHO WOULDN'T WANT A YOUNG LADYON THEIR ARM?

THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.- THEY ARE EXCITING.

- EASY TO PLEASE.- THEY ARE IF YOU DO IT RIGHT.

- THIS IS JUST NOT FUN ANYMORE.

UH, LISTEN.

LYRIC BALLENTINEIS NOT LIKE THAT.

I KNOW MY DAUGHTER.

SHE'S IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL.

SO ANYTHING SHORT OF THAT,WELL, IT'S NOT FAIR TO HER.

- YOU'RE RIGHT, BOYCE.

I REALLY HAVE A LOT OF RESPECTFOR LYRIC,

AND I DON'T WANT HER TO THINKI'M JUST STRINGING HER ALONG.

LET ME TALK TO HER.

- GOOD.

SO WE SEE EYE TO EYE?- YEAH.

- THIS IS WHAT WE'RE DOINGRIGHT NOW.

WE'RE INAN EYE-TO-EYE SITUATION.

- YES.- ALL RIGHT.

- OKAY.- ALL RIGHT.

- I IS IMPORTANT.- YES!

- ALL RIGHT, OKAY.I'M GOIN' IN.

- HEY, BABE.

- WHAT HAPPENED?- YOU'RE GONNA BE PROUD.

YOUR MAN HANDLED HIS BUSINESS.

AND JUST GOT RIDOF MORGAN FREEMAN OVER THERE.

- AND YOU DID IT ALLWITHOUT MAKING A SCENE.

OH, HONEY.[gasps]

I WONDERWHAT THEY'RE SAYING NOW.

- OH, HE'S SAYING,"I'M SORRY, LYRIC.

BUT YOU ARE TOO HONORABLEOF A WOMAN FOR ME."

AND SHE'S GOING, "BUT YOU AREMY SPECIAL SOMETHING-SOMETHING."

- "I WISH I COULD BE,BUT DEEP DOWN INSIDE,

I'M A DOUCHE BAG."

- WHOA, WHOA, WAIT.

WH--WHAT IS GOING ON, BOYCE?

- HOPEFULLY, HE'S JUST HAVINGA HEART ATTACK.

- YES! YES, OF COURSEI'LL MARRY YOU!

[squealing] OH, MY GOSH!- MARRY HIM?

- OH, MY GOD!- THE HELL SHE WILL! UH-UH.

- EXCUSE ME, FOLKS.CAN I SEE YOUR WRIST BANDS?

- OH, NO, NO, WE'RE GOOD.- YEAH, WE GOOD, WE STRAIGHT.

- THAT COLOR INDICATESYOU'RE IN THE WRONG AREA.

- LOOK...- FOLLOW ME.

- I JUST NEED TO TALKTO THAT GUY RIGHT THERE WITH--

HE'S TRYING TO MARRYMY DAUGHTER.

- KEEP WALKING, SIR.- COME ON.

I SAID I'M TRYING TO--- KEEP MOVING, SIR.

- THIS IS ITALIAN!THIS IS ITALIAN!

LOOK, MAN, WE ARE SUPPOSEDTO BE IN THERE.

WE ARE V.I.P.

WE GOT RED WRIST BANDS.- RIGHT.

- WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OUTHERE WITH THESE MOVIE EXTRAS!

CUT, AND SCENE.

GOOD JOB, GUYS.

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