The King of Queens: Halloween is Forbidden

  • Aired

Arthur has some reservations about pumpkins and Halloween.

HEY, HOW'S IT GOIN'?

WHAT IS THAT?!

OH, BOY.

IT'S A PUMPKIN.

WHAT IS IT DOINGIN THIS HOUSE?

DAD--IT'S A HALLOWEEN THINGFOR THE KIDS.WHAT ARE YOU--

THERE WILL BE NO HALLOWEENIN THIS HOUSE!

YOU UNDERSTAND?IT'S FORBIDDEN.

FORBIDDEN!!

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

NOTHING. HE JUSTHATES HALLOWEEN.THAT'S ALL.

YES, I GLEANED THAT.

THAT DOESN'T GIVE HIMTHE RIGHT TO SMASHMY PUMPKIN, DOES IT?

DOES IT?!ALL RIGHT!!CALM DOWN.

IT'S A PUMPKIN, NOTYOUR ENTENMANN'S CAKE.

WE NEVERDO HALLOWEEN ANYWAY.

WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH?

I DON'T. I JUST GOT IT'CAUSE DEACON'SBRINGIN' KIRBY OVER.

NOW I GOTTAGO GET ANOTHER ONE

AND MAYBEAN ENTENMANN'S CAKE.

WHOA-WHOA-WHOA!

DON'T GET ANOTHERPUMPKIN, DOUG.

WHY NOT?JUST DON'T.

WHY?'CAUSE IT'S FORBIDDENBY WRINKLES McGEE?

WHY DO YOU WANNAUPSET HIM SO MUCH?

I MEAN, KIRBY CANSEE A PUMPKIN ANYWHERE.

THIS TOWN IS STUPIDWITH PUMPKINS.

THAT'S NOT THE POINT, OK?I'M SICK OF HIMAND HIS FORBIDDING THINGS.

FIRST, WE CAN ONLYBUY AN AMERICAN-MADE VCR--

HEY, THE DUGAN-EDWARDSWORKS PRETTY WELL.

OH, YEAH, IT'S GREATIF YOU DON'T NEED ITTO "REWIND" OR "PLAY."

LET'S NOT FORGET...

NO RED PENS, NO SOFT CHEESE,NO MENTION OF FDR's POLIO.

ALL RIGHT,SO HE'S GOT SOME QUIRKS.

SUDDENLY, THISIS NEWS TO YOU?

I'M JUST SICK OF IT,CARRIE.

AT SOME POINT, SOMEONE'SGOTTA TAKE A STANDAGAINST THAT LUNATIC,

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?I'M TAKIN' THAT STAND.I'M GETTIN' A PUMPKIN.

OH, SO THAT'SYOUR STAND?

YOUR BIG STANDIS FOR HALLOWEEN?THAT'S RIGHT.

WORLD HUNGER, NO,BUT HALLOWEEN,

THAT'S YOUR CAUSE?

THEY'RE BOTH IMPORTANT.RIGHT NOW I'M FOCUSINGON HALLOWEEN.

DOUG, HONEY,I AM BEGGING YOU.

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