The Exes Highlight: True Lies

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The guys are hesitant to tell Phil that Eden fakes her orgasms with him, until Stuart finds out that Haskell has been faking "foodgasms."

- BYE, EDEN.

- HEY, I HOPEYOU DON'T MIND ME

BEING AROUND SO MUCH.- OH, OF COURSE NOT.

IT'S NICE HAVING A WOMANAROUND HERE

BESIDES STUART.

- OKAY.MWAH.

HEY, SO I'M SORRY IF ITGOT A LITTLE LOUD LAST NIGHT,

BUT WHEN YOU KEEP KNOCKIN' ITOUT THE PARK,

THE CROWD'SGONNA MAKE SOME NOISE.

- OR THE CROWDIS FAKING IT

'CAUSE IT WANTS TO ROLL OVERAND GO TO SLEEP.

- HASKELL, HUSH.HE'LL HEAR YOU.

- WELL,MAYBE HE DESERVES TO.

MAYBE THE CHAMPIS JUST IN A SLUMP.

IT WOULD HELP IF I COULD SEETHE GAME FILMS.

- OKAY.NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME.

WE MADE A PROMISE TO HOLLY,AND WE'RE GONNA KEEP IT.

BESIDES, WOULD YOUHAVE WANTED TO KNOW

IF YOUR EX-WIFEFAKED HER ORGASMS?

- HEY, WHAT SHE DID ONHER OWN TIME WAS HER BUSINESS.

- WELL, MY EX-WIFENEVER HAD TO FAKE IT.

NOT TO BE COARSE,BUT I KNEW EXACTLY

HOW TO PUT THE BLUSHIN HER CHEEKS.

- OR YOU THOUGHTYOU DID.

WOMEN ARE THE GREATEST ACTORSON EARTH.

"OH, STUART.

"IT'S SO GOOD.

YOU'RE AMAZING."

- WAIT A MINUTE.

I KNOW THAT"OH, STUART."

THAT'S THE SAME VOICE YOU USEWHEN YOU EAT MY FOOD.

- NO, IT ISN'T.- YES, IT IS.

YOU--OH, MY GOD.

YOU'VE BEEN FAKING FOODGASMSWITH ME.

HAVEN'T YOU?HAVEN'T YOU?

- WELL, NOT EVERY MEAL.

I MEAN, JUST ONCE IN A--IN A BLUE, BLUE MOON.

- [gasps]HOW COULD YOU?

- I'M SORRY.NOT EVERY DISH GETS ME THERE.

- [sighs]

- WHAT ARE YOU TWOARGUING ABOUT?

- I THOUGHT THAT HASKELLLIKED MY COOKING.

IT TURNS OUTHE'S BEEN FAKING IT.

- STUART, REALLY?YOU COULDN'T TELL?

"OH, STUART.

"OH, STUART!

"OH!MM, MM, MM, MM!"

YOU'RE ONE NAIVE LITTLE DUDE.- OH, YEAH?

WELL, EDEN FAKES ORGASMSWITH YOU.

- JEEZ!- WHAT?

WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

- EDEN TOLD HOLLYWHO TOLD US.

- WHY WOULD EDEN SAY THAT?[laughs]

I MEAN, NO WOMANHAS TO FAKE AN ORGASM

WHEN SHE'SWITH PHIL CHASE.

BUT OF COURSE, I DON'T HAVETO TELL YOU GUYS THAT.

- NO, NO,OF COURSE NOT.

- I'M SERIOUS.IF THERE'S ONE THING

I KNOW HOW TO DO,IT'S SATISFY A WOMAN.

OKAY, I'VE GOTTEN FLOWERS,

CHAMPAGNE, AN iPAD.

I'VE GOTTEN NOTESTHAT SAID,

"THANK YOUFOR THE ORGASM, PHIL."

- YEAH, YOU'RE THE KING.

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