Hot in Cleveland Highlight: Bad George Clooney

  • Season 5
  • Aired

Joy and Elka must be nice to eachother for the sake of George Clooney, but one of them is bound to crack first.

I MISSED YOU.

- AND I YOU.

BY THE WAY, NOT THATTHIS IS A CONTEST,

BUT I WILL WIN.

YOU WILL INSULT MEBEFORE I INSULT YOU.

- I DON'T THINK SO, JOY.

- OH, DEAR.

MY SODA'S GONE FLAT.

- NICE TRY.

YOU MUST THINK I WAS BORN...

YESTERDAY.

- I'M SORRY, ELKA.

BUT I'M NOT GONNABE THAT EASY.

- I SEE.

WOULD YOU BE A DEAR

AND HAND METHAT LEATHERY, OLD BAG?

- OH, WHY IS THIS SO HARD?

BUT SINCE WE CAN'TINSULT EACH OTHER,

HOW ABOUT WE SCRATCHEACH OTHER'S ITCH

AND INSULT OURSELVES?

- HOW WOULD THAT WORK?

- WELL, UH, I COULD SAY

I USE MY GIANT MAN HANDS

TO HOLD MY SKANKYONE-NIGHT STANDS

AGAINST MY PATHETICBOY BOOBS.

THAT SORT OF THING.

OKAY, YOUR TURN.

- ALL RIGHT.

I GOT NOTHING.

- NOTHING?

THERE'S THOUSANDS OF THINGSWRONG WITH YOU.

INSULT YOURSELF, YOU CROTCHETYPIECE OF BAT JERKY.

- I WIN.

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