A Surprise Visitor Arrives in Victoria's Hospital Room

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Stuck in the hospital on the day of her bachelorette trip, Victoria contacts her many ex-husbands to find out where things went wrong. She is surprised when Julian, the man who broke her heart, pays her a visit.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- WELL, I GOT YOUR EMAIL.

YOU SAID YOU WEREIN THE HOSPITAL.

- AND YOU FLEW ALL THE WAY HERE

FROM LOS ANGELES JUST TO SEE ME?

- YOU SENT THE EMAILAN HOUR AGO.

I SEE YOUR GRASP OF TIMEAND GEOGRAPHY HAVEN'T CHANGED.

NO, I WAS HEREAT THE CLEVELAND CLINIC ALREADY.

I HAVE A TRANSPLANTTHIS AFTERNOON.

- MM. DR. JULIAN CORTESE IS AHIGHLY RESPECTED BRAIN SURGEON.

- HEART SURGEON.

- WELL, THE HEARTIS THE BRAIN OF THE CHEST

SO I'M NOT ENTIRELYWRONG, AM I?

- YES, YOU'RE ENTIRELY WRONG.

- YOU REMEMBER MELANIEAND JOY, OF COURSE.

AND--AND THIS IS ELKAAND MAMIE SUE.

- HELLO.

- SO WHO'S GETTINGTHE NEW TICKER?

- THE SHAH OF KAFIRISTAN.

IT'S ODD--HE'S SHARING A TINYROOM WITH A KID WITH MEASLES.

- ELKA, WE SHOULD GET GOING.

WE HAVE--WINK, WINK--PHYSICAL THERAPY.

- MAMIE SUE,YOU DON'T SAY WINK, WINK.

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