Telling Secrets

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Joy (Leeves) decides to tell her new love interest, played by Cameron Mathinson, a little secret about her friend Victoria (Malick).

- MM. YOU'RE RIGHT!

PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLYIS BETTER WITH TRUFFLES.

- WHAT'SWITH ALL THE COSMOS?

- OH, THERE'S AN ARTICLEABOUT VICTORIA.

SHE'S CONVENIENTLY MARKED ITWITH A POST-IT.

- "VICTORIA CHASE'SFABULOUS 40s."

WOW,SHE LOOKS GREAT FOR 45.

- MM. SHE LOOKS REALLY GREATFOR [bleep].

OH, MY GOD,THAT JUST SLIPPED OUT.

PLEASE,YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING.

- NO PROB.

I KNOW WOMEN AREA LITTLE "SENSI"

ON THAT SUBJECT.

- THANK YOU.

- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOINGSATURDAY NIGHT?

- ACTUALLY, IT'SOUR MONTHLY GAME NIGHT.

I COULD USE A GOOD PARTNER.

MELANIE'S GOT ALEC,AND SHE'S ALWAYS BRAGGING

ABOUT HOW BRILLIANT HE IS.

- YEAH, ALEC'S PRETTY GOOD,I GUESS,

AS LONGAS HE'S NOT UNDER PRESSURE.

DON'T TELL ANYONE,

BUT ALEC CHOKED ON JEPS.

- "JEPS"?

- JEOPARDY!HE WAS A CONTESTANT.

TOTALLY FROZE.

ENDED UP WITH THE LOWESTSCORE IN JEPS HISTORY--

NEGATIVE 6,800.

HE WAS--HE WAS SO UPSET,HE BURST INTO TEARS.

EVEN ALEX TREBEKWAS EMBARRASSED.

- OH, MY GOD,HOW HUMILIATING.

YOU KNOW, JEOPARDY! ISONE OF MELANIE'S FAVORITE SHOWS,

EVEN THOUGHSHE'S TERRIBLE AT IT.

EVERY TIMETHEY ANSWER CORRECTLY,

SHE'S ALL,"HOW DO THEY KNOW THAT STUFF?"

- SO SHE'S NOT VERY "INTEL."- NO, SHE'S VERY "INTEL."

SHE'S JUST MORE INTO WHEEL.

- "WHEEL"?

- IT'S WHEEL OF FORTUNE.

I-I JUST SHORTENED IT.

- HUH.

NEVER HEARD IT "ABBREVED"LIKE THAT.

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