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Joy and her mother, Phillipa (Juliet Mills), uncover family skeletons during little Wilbur's christening.

- ALL RIGHT,

NOW WE'RE UP TOTHE CHRISTENING PART.

AND YOU KNOW HOW WELL THAT WENT.

- MRS. SCROGGS, WILL YOURHUSBAND BE JOINING US?

- HARD TO SAY.

HE WENT OUT FOR GROCERIES30 YEARS AGO.

HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM SINCE.

- ANOTHER FUN FACT.

BOTH OWEN AND THE BABYWERE BORN OUT OF WEDLOCK.

- WELL, AT LEAST THERE'SONE INNOCENT AMONG US.

- THANK YOU.

- I WAS REFERRINGTO THE BABY.

- WELL, YOU CERTAINLY COULDN'THAVE BEEN REFERRING TO MELANIE.

SHE'S A SINNER AND A LIARAND A BETRAYER.

- GETTING YOU TO SHUT UPABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND

WAS WORTH A FEW BAGSOF CANDY.

- BAGS?

[gasps]OH, MY...

- SHALL WE BEGINTHE CHRISTENING?

- IS IT REALLY A CHRISTENING

IF THE BABY SHOWS UPIN A DINGY OLD NAPPY?

- AGAIN, WILBUR IS WEARINGA ONESIE.

HE'S COMFORTABLE.

- WHEN YOU ASK GOD TO FREEYOUR CHILD FROM ORIGINAL SIN,

YOU SHOULD BE WORRIEDABOUT MAKING HIM LOOK HIS BEST,

NOT HOW QUICKLYYOU CAN UNSNAP HIS CROTCH!

- MOTHER,THIS IS WHAT OWEN WANTS.

- ACTUALLY,OWEN JUST WANTS THIS TO BE OVER.

- REJOYLA, I SIMPLY DON'TUNDERSTAND WHY YOU DISMISS

ALL MY WISHES AFTEREVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR YOU.

- EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE FOR ME?OH, PLEASE.

NAME ONE THINGYOU'VE EVER DONE FOR ME.

- SAVED YOU FROMA MISERABLE MARRIAGE

TO THAT TEENAGE HOOLIGANWHO GOT YOU PREGNANT.

- OH, WHAT ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT?

SIMON NEVER ASKED METO MARRY HIM.

- BECAUSE I STOPPED HIM!

- WHAT?

- WHAT?- WHAT?

[pop]

- IT'S A MIRACLE!

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