Boyce and Lolli Visit Stamps' New Home

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Boyce and Lolli take a trip to the hood to visit Stamps. Wednesday at 11:00PM ET/PT on TV Land!

- LOOK, STAMPS--- HEY, HEY!

DROP YOUR RIMS, PLEASE.DROP YOUR RIMS.

- WHAT?- TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF.

CORNELIUS DOESN'T LIKE PEOPLEWITH THEIR SHOES ON HIS FLOORS.

- SHOOT, Y'ALL GOTYOUR OWN SHOES ON.

- YEAH, BUT THESEHOUSE SHOES.

- I'M NOT TAKINGMY SHOES OFF.

THIS PLACE LOOKLIKE A CRIME SCENE.

- Y'ALL WANT SOMETHINGTO EAT?

I GOT SOME LUNCH MEAT,

GOT A LITTLE BIT OF POPCORN,BABY ASPIRINS.

- UH, NO, WE GOOD.JUST GIVE IT

TO WHATEVER THAT WASTHAT JUST RAN UNDER YOUR STOVE.

- STAMPS, WE BROUGHTYOU A PLANT.

BOYCE PICKED IT OUTHISSELF.

- AH, MY FAVORITE:CACTUS.

THANKS, LOLLI.

I'LL PUT IT RIGHT HEREON MY NIGHTSTAND.

YOU'RE STANDINGON MY NIGHTSTAND.

[popping and hissing]

AH! MY BED! MY BED!

YOU DID THIS.

YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE.

YOU JUST CAN'T STANDTO SEE ME HAPPY, CAN YOU?

- THIS MAKES YOU HAPPY?

THEY FOUND SADDAM HUSSEIN HIDINGIN A BETTER HOLE THAN THIS.

- HEY, I'M STANDINGRIGHT HERE.

- BOYCE,THIS IS AWFUL.

OOH!SOMETHING JUST BIT ME.

WHY, WHY DID YOU LET ME WEAROPEN-TOED SHOES TO THE HOOD?

- STAMPS, MAN, I KNOW I SAIDSOME THINGS YESTERDAY

I SHOULDN'T HAVE, ALL RIGHT?AND I'M SORRY

FOR TAKING YOU FOR GRANTED, MAN,BUT WE BROTHERS, MAN, WE--

[loud popping]all: WHOA! WHOA!

- WERE THOSE GUNSHOTS?

- NO, BABE, I'M SUREIT'S JUST A CAR BACKFIRING.

- NO, ACTUALLY,YOU BOTH WERE RIGHT.

THE FIRST ONE,THAT WAS A CAR BACKFIRING.

THE SECOND ONE,THAT WAS A BERETTA 92A1

FIRING 90 GRAIN AMMO.

- WHAT?

- YEAH,I'M ALMOST CERTAIN.

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