Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray Gets a Tan

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Debra calls Robert 'the handsome one' so in order to compete with his brother, Ray gets a spray tan.

- HELLO.- HI.

I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

LOOK AT THIS, CHOCOLATE PUDDING,SPAGHETTI SAUCE,

AND GRAPE JUICE.

AH, IT WAS LIKEA PRISON RIOT IN HERE.

THANK GODTHEY'RE ALL ASLEE--

[snorts]

HONEY, WHAT DID YOU DO?

- NOTHING, NOTHING.

- WELL, I MEAN, WHAT DID YOU DOTO YOUR HAIR?

- IT'S MY NORMAL HAIR.DON'T TOUCH IT.

- AND YOU HAVE A TAN,DON'T YOU?

- NO, NO.

- YOU DO.

YOU WENT TO ONEOF THOSE PLACES.

- FOR--FOR HEALTH REASONS.

WHAT?

I--I LOOK GOOD,THOUGH, RIGHT?

- WELL, YOU KNOW,IT'S NICE, BUT IT'S--

I MEAN, WHAT IS THIS WHOLE--WHAT WAS THAT?

- NO, IT'S NOTHING.NOTHING.

- LET ME SEE.

- THEY'RE PERSONAL--

THEY'RE PERSONALPRODUCTS.

- OH, MY GOD.

WHAT IS THIS?

HAIR GEL.

HAIR MOUSSE.

HAIR VOLUMIZER?

- HAIR VOLUMIZER.

IT MAKES MY HAIR LOUDER.

- WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF?

DEEP PORE CLEANSER.

CLARIFYING LOTION?

DO YOU EVEN KNOWWHAT THIS STUFF IS FOR?

- WELL, THAT'S WHY I GOTTHE CLARIFIER.

- GOD, THEY SAW YOU COMING,HONEY.

- NO, THEY DIDN'T.

I--THEY'RE EXPERTSIN THERE.

THEY ALL HAD LAB COATS ON.

I THOUGHT ALL THIS STUFFWAS FOR WOMEN,

BUT THEY GOT A WHOLE LINEOF CRAP FOR MEN.

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