Hot In Cleveland Highlight: The Italian Job

  • Season 5
  • Aired

When Melanie gets her new cohost, Frankie (Will Sasso), kicked out of his house, he invites himself into the ladies’ home.

HEY, MELANIE,I DON'T LIKE DOWN PILLOWS!

- SHUT UP!YOU GET WHAT YOU GET!

- SO SHE THE REASONYOU GUYS LOOK SO SOUR?

- OH, JOY ALWAYS LOOKSTHAT WAY.

- WE'RE STUDENTSAT CLEVELAND STATE,

AND WE FLUNKED OUR FINALS.

AND OUR PROFESSOR WON'TGIVE US A RETEST.

- OH.

DID YOU TRY SEDUCING HIM?

- EH, I IMPLIED CERTAIN THINGS,BUT IT DIDN'T WORK.

- SAME.

- ALL RIGHT, PLAN B.

TELL HIM THAT HIS CLASSROOM

PROMOTEDUNBALANCED GENDER ISSUES.

HE'LL BEG YOUNOT TO REPORT THAT

TO THE SCREECHING FEMINISTSON THE FACULTY BOARD.

- WELL,THAT'S JUST CHAUVINISTIC.

BUT IT MIGHT WORK.

- IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DOFOR LETTING ME STAY WITH YOU.

I DON'T LIKETINY SOAPS EITHER!

- SHUT UP!JUST SHUT UP!

- YOU KNOW,SHE'S JUST LIKE MY SISTERS.

I COMEFROM A BIG ITALIAN FAMILY.

- MY BOYFRIEND IS ITALIAN.

HE'S A WIDOWER,

AND I JUST MET HIS CHILDRENFOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY.

THEY ALL CRIED.

- AH, IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE.YOU COULD'VE SAT IN HER CHAIR.

[chuckles]

YOU SAT IN HER CHAIR.

- BUT I DIDN'T KNOWIT WAS HER CHAIR.

- LOOK, TO THEM,SHE'S STILL IN THAT CHAIR.

WHEN ITALIAN WOMEN DIE,THEY--THEY DON'T LEAVE.

THEY STICK AROUND AND HAUNTTHEIR HUSBANDS FOREVER

TO KEEP 'EM FROM BEING HAPPY.

JUST LIKE THEY DIDWHEN THEY WERE ALIVE.

- SO WHAT DO I DO?

- INVITE THEM OVER HERE,

WHERE THERE'S NO MEMORYOF HIS LATE WIFE.

I'LL COOK.

- OH, THAT IS SO NICE OF YOU.

- IT WORKED!WE'RE GETTING THE RETEST.

- WELL, HOW'S THAT GOINGTO HELP ME?

- ELKA DISAGREES WITH SOMETHINGIN THE PROFESSOR'S TEXTBOOK,

AND MELANIE'S ADVICE WAS THATTEACHERS LIKE TO BE CHALLENGED.

- OH, NO.NO, NO, NO.

GUYS DON'T WANTTO BE CHALLENGED.

JUST TELL THE PROFESSORWHATEVER HE WANTS TO HEAR.

MEN JUST WANT TO EAT,DRINK, HAVE SEX,

AND NOT HAVETHEIR BALLS BUSTED.

OH, SPEAKING OF,HEY, MELANIE.

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