Nikki's Secret Recipe

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Lolli's (Niecy Nash) tea party for the church ladies heats up when Boyce's (Cedric the Entertainer) cousin Nikki (Sherri Shepherd) spikes the punch.

- BECAUSE YOU EAT 'EMWITH YOUR FINGERS.

- YOU EAT ALL SANDWICHESWITH YOUR FINGERS.

THAT'S THE DEFINITIONOF A SANDWICH.

- GIRLFRIENDGOT A GOOD POINT.

- DO YOU HAVE TODRIVE ME CRAZY TODAY?

- YEAH, 'CAUSE I DON'TWANNA BE HERE.

I'D RATHER HANG OUTWITH MY FRIENDS.

- I DON'T WANNABE HERE EITHER.

THESE OLD HAGSDON'T EVEN LIKE ME.

- THEN WHY AREYOU DOING IT?

- BECAUSE BOYCEASKED ME TO.

- I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEADDOING SOMETHING I DON'T WANNA DO

JUST BECAUSE MY HUSBANDTOLD ME TO.

- AND, THAT'S WHYYOU'RE NOT MARRIED.

- I DON'T NEED A MAN.

'CEPT FOR A LITTLE BUMP AND JUMPEVERY NOW AND THEN.

YOU DID NOT HEAR THAT.

- [giggles]ACTUALLY, I DID.

BUT THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU,COUSIN NIKKI:

YOU JUST SAYWHAT YOU MEAN.

- LISTEN, IF YOU GONNASTAY FOR THIS PARTY,

YOU GOTTA PROMISE ME YOU WON'TJUST SAY WHAT YOU MEAN

IN FRONT OF THESE LADIES.

- DON'T WORRY.I'LL SAY THE RIGHT THING.

IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOWHOW TO DO, IT'S BREAK THE ICE.

- THAT'S WHATI'M WORRIED ABOUT.

OH, I GOTTA BRINGOVER THE SCONES.

- WHY DO THEYCALL THEM "SCONES"?

- WOULD YOU STOP?

- HMM...

NIKKI'S SECRET RECIPE FOR BREAKING THE ICE.

[cackling]

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